There's no stopping me! * insert Kodachi's insane laughter *

Title: Ranma in WWE Part 3

Disclaimers and such in part 1

"Hold on, dad. You mean a kid actually saved your sorry ass?" Shane laughed out loud. His laughter faltered when he saw Vince turned his death glare at him. "Sorry, please carry on."

Staring at his obnoxious son, Vince continued with his story….

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"Me, Ranma Saotome." The kid pointed to himself.

"Thank you, Ranma Saotome." Vince held out his hand. Ranma grabbed onto that hand and gave it a vigorous shake. Too vigorous, as Vince's wince (hey it rhymes!) would testify. Vince gingerly removed his hand from Ranma's enthusiastic hold.

"Where are your parents, Ranma? Where do you learn from fighting skills from?" Then looking at the uncomprehending face, Vince decided to change tactics. He rubbed his stomach and said, "Hungry…Food?"

Ranma's face lightened up again as another familiar and very much beloved word came into his hearing. He nodded his head as fast as he could. Vince laughed at this action, and then gestured for Ranma to follow him. And Ranma, trusting little fellow that he was (and of course on the behest of his stomach) followed Vince.

(In a Japanese resturant)

Vince was sitting on the seat opposite Ranma with his mouth opened. Nope, it was not because he was trying to fit a turkey into his mouth. His mouth was wide opened with surprise and shock at the way Ranma was eating his food. There were already many empty plates on the table, but Ranma still did not seem to be full, chattering away to the waiter as he ordered yet another serving of the supreme bento set. When the food arrived, he shoved it into his seemingly bottomless pit that passed for a stomach. Vince sat there, sweating away, hoping that his $100 000 credit card limit was enough to pay for the meal. He thought, 'I'm better off with the thugs; at least all I would lose would be the few hundreds in my wallet.'

He decided to strike up a conversation with Ranma to slow his eating. "So, Ranma, you haven't eaten for a few days already?" Vince jokingly asked.

Ranma shook his head, "Me no eat for five days."

Vince was shocked. "Where's your father or mother, Ranma?" Ranma shrugged. Just then, a bedraggled gi-clad Asian man entered the restaurant and immediately cuffed Ranma on the side of his head. Then he released a string of gibberish at Ranma.

The man took hold of Ranma and was about to drag him away, when Vince stopped him. "Who are you?"

The man looked at Vince up and down, his eyes taking in every detail of Vince's very expensive Armani suit. Recognizing an easy mark, he decided to answer Vince's question. "Me, Genma Saotome, Ranma's father."

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Vince was again interrupted, this time by a commotion at their door. When Shane went to open the door, he saw a giant panda with someone slinged over its shoulder. "Ahm, Dad, you're not recruiting a panda for the WWE, are you? I know you have some wacky ideas before but this might be…"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Vince then shouldered his son away from the door and looked for himself. And true enough, there was a GIANT panda…which was holding someone it probably murdered…who had started to shift! The someone jumped down and it was a redhead. The redhead hit the panda on the side of its head and said, "Stop that, you idiot, you're scaring them." Then the redhead turned to Vince, "Sorry about that, Mr Mchanon."

"Who are you?" Vince asked.

The redhead put the right hand on the back of his head and said awkwardly, "Ranma Saotome."

AN: Sorry it took so long for the next chapter to come out.

Btw, whom of the Nerima Wrecking Crew do you want included in the story? IE Ukyo, Shampoo, Ryouga, Mousse and the Kunos. Sorry, there'll be no Tendos in the story at all. But I might change my mind, if there was sufficient persuasion…heehee

Review pls!