Summary: Someone is bonding, well not really.
Spoilers: This story takes place in Season 4.
Disclaimer: Not mine, Joss *the king* owns everything.
Rating: PG.
JUST WORDS
by: LittleTeaLeaf
Stop doing that Spike!
What! I'm not doing a bloody thing.
Yes, you are.
What are I doing then pet?
You keep looking on my neck and stop calling me pet.
I'm not looking at your neck.... luv.
And don't call me luv either.
Okay, then what do you want me to call you?
Use my name.
I don't call people by their names.
Why not?
Because that would be like admitting that they were closer to me then they really are.
Would that be so bad?
Every vampire I know would have believed I had gone soft. And please stop being so stupid.
I'm not stupid!
Then why are you acting so like this?
What do you mean?
You're doing it again.
Doing what?
Acting stupid.
I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
Yes, I am!
I got you there.
You cheated!
That's one of the things vampires do best.
But you're not acting like a vampire. Beside you're neutered.
I'm still an evil and bad vampire without a soul.
Oh yeah, if you are so bad, evil and soulless as you say you are then why did you cry when Bambi's mother was killed?
I was thinking about all the blood that was going to waste!
I don't believe that for a second.
Watch it or I'm going to kill you!
Oh, I'm so scared.
You should be.
Why's that?
Because right after I get this bloody chip out of my head you'll be the first I'll visit.
That is if you get it out of your head.
I will!
Don't think so.
Shut up!
What if I don't want to?
Grrrrr.
Ouch.
Oh bloody hell!
You hit my head.
Well, I was the one that got the bloody headache.
You deserved it.
Why?
Because hitting people is mean.
Thank you pet.
What did you say?
Thank you pet.
I know what you said but why did you say it?
Because you told me that I was mean.
I didn't.
Yes you did.
No I didn't
THE END
Author's note: This story is reposted, because my little sister got hold of my computer and deleted this story and a few other things before managing to delete my whole hard-drive. I just hate her.
Spoilers: This story takes place in Season 4.
Disclaimer: Not mine, Joss *the king* owns everything.
Rating: PG.
by: LittleTeaLeaf
Stop doing that Spike!
What! I'm not doing a bloody thing.
Yes, you are.
What are I doing then pet?
You keep looking on my neck and stop calling me pet.
I'm not looking at your neck.... luv.
And don't call me luv either.
Okay, then what do you want me to call you?
Use my name.
I don't call people by their names.
Why not?
Because that would be like admitting that they were closer to me then they really are.
Would that be so bad?
Every vampire I know would have believed I had gone soft. And please stop being so stupid.
I'm not stupid!
Then why are you acting so like this?
What do you mean?
You're doing it again.
Doing what?
Acting stupid.
I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
Yes, I am!
I got you there.
You cheated!
That's one of the things vampires do best.
But you're not acting like a vampire. Beside you're neutered.
I'm still an evil and bad vampire without a soul.
Oh yeah, if you are so bad, evil and soulless as you say you are then why did you cry when Bambi's mother was killed?
I was thinking about all the blood that was going to waste!
I don't believe that for a second.
Watch it or I'm going to kill you!
Oh, I'm so scared.
You should be.
Why's that?
Because right after I get this bloody chip out of my head you'll be the first I'll visit.
That is if you get it out of your head.
I will!
Don't think so.
Shut up!
What if I don't want to?
Grrrrr.
Ouch.
Oh bloody hell!
You hit my head.
Well, I was the one that got the bloody headache.
You deserved it.
Why?
Because hitting people is mean.
Thank you pet.
What did you say?
Thank you pet.
I know what you said but why did you say it?
Because you told me that I was mean.
I didn't.
Yes you did.
No I didn't
THE END
Author's note: This story is reposted, because my little sister got hold of my computer and deleted this story and a few other things before managing to delete my whole hard-drive. I just hate her.