The Lord of the Blue Eyes White Dragon Card

Karalen: Hello everyone! This is my first YGO fic! This is your basic LOTR/Yu-Gi-Oh! Crossover, although it's not like the others.Here, I do my own story, just based off LOTR! Mai's introduction is basically the same, but everything else isn't really all that LOTR related.oh, and Grandpa's a little OOC here. Inashu: (glances at his character) A little?! Karalen: Yes, a little. Oh, and Arwen will NOT be in here! Glorfindel will!

Disclaimer: Karalen: No! I will not do it! Yugi: I'm afraid you have to, unless you want to get sued. Karalen: Awwwww maaaaaan!!! (sigh) fine. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, Anzu would be killed in every episode, the yamis and hikaris would be together, and Mokuba would show up a little more often! There! I said it! Yugi: Good job! See? That wasn't so bad! Karalen: (twitch) I'd like to see you try next time.here are the parts for the story!

Frodo: Yugi Sam: Joey Merry: Tristan Pippen: Mokuba Gandalf: Grandpa Aragorn: Yami Legolas: Ryou Gimli: Yami Bakura (No, no, he won't REALLY be Gimli! He'll just have Gimli's attitude!) Boromir: Malik (I have absolutely no clue about this guy.) Saruman: Kaiba Sauran: Pegasus Galadrial: Mai Gollum: Tea (HAH! ^_^) Bilbo: Marik (He's the only one left!!!) Glorfindel: .

All right! On to the story!

Mai: The world is changing. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great duel monsters cards. Three cards were given to the elves, Immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords, Great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine cards were given to the men, Who, above all else, desire power. For within the cards was bound the strength And will to govern each race. But they were, all of them, deceived; For another card was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom The dark lord Pegasus forged, in secret, a master card. And into this card he poured his cruelty, his malice, And his will to dominate life. The One Blue Eyes White Dragon Card. One card to rule them all. One by one, the free lands of Middle Earth fell To the power of the ring.

But there were some who resisted.

A Last Alliance of Men and Elves

marched against the armies of Mordor.

And on the slopes of Mount Doom they fought

for the freedom of Middle-earth.

Victory was near,

but the power of the Ring could not be undone.

(Pegasus appears, and wreaks havoc among the armies)

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded,

that Isildur, son of the King, took up his father's sword.

Pegasus, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle-earth,

was defeated.

The card passed to Isildur,

who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.

But the hearts of men are easily corrupted,

And the card of power has a will of its own.

It betrayed Isildur to his death

And some things that should not have been forgotten,

were lost.

History became legend, legend became myth,

and for two-and-a-half thousand years,

the Card passed out of all knowledge.

Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.

Tea: My precioussssss.

Mai: The card came to the creature Tea, who took it Deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed her.

Tea: It came to me, my own, my love, my precioussssss.

(She hears a sound, hides the Blue Eyes White Dragon card and looks around. She's assured that it's nothing, then takes the card out and admires it again.)

The card brought to Tea unnatural long life. For five hundred years, it poisoned her mind. And in the gloom of Tea's cave, it waited. Darkness crept into the back forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, Whispers of an unknown fear. And the Card of Power preceived: Its time had now come. It abandoned Tea. But, something happened then, that the card did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature.

Marik: (picks up card) What's this?

Mai: A hobbit. Marik Ishtar of the Shire.

Marik: (grins psychotically) Ooooh.pretty little thing.

Tea: (from the back of the cave) Lost, it's lost, my precious is lost!

Marik: (shudders at the voice then puts the card in his pocket)

Mai: For a time will soon come, when hobbits will change the fortunes of all.

(lots of years later)

(Yugi is sitting by a tree, reading a duel monsters book, when he hears Grandpa's voice)

Grandpa: The duel goes ever ever on, Out from the door where it began.

(Yugi stands up and smiles. Then he runs down to the road, where Grandpa is coming with an old car)

Yugi: You are late.

Grandpa: An old man is never late Yugi. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Yugi: ....

Grandpa: ..(starts to crack up)

Yugi: (laughs and jumps on Grandpa) It's wonderful to see you grandpa!

Grandpa: (hugs Yugi back. Then his face turns purple) You squeezing.my guts out.

Yugi: Oh, sorry.and where he heck did you get this!? (points to car)

Grandpa: Oh, I bet my new car on a duel with Old Brandybuck. As you can see, I lost.well, are you getting in or not?

Yugi: (looks at car, then backs away) I don't know.

Grandpa: It's safer then it looks.

Yugi: Ok! (gets in) Wait.don't you owe me some money when I won against you in a duel?

Grandpa: Do you wanna get thrown out of the car?!

Yugi: No, no! .I'm glad you're here Grandpa!

Grandpa: You didn't think I'd miss your uncle Marik's birthday, ne? Besides, he's the only one I can duel against and not loose! (Ok, I know this'll never happen, but bear with me!)

Yugi: Yes.yes.anyway, tell me about the dueling world! Tell me everything!

Grandpa: Everything? You're quite curios for a hobbit aren't you? Most extraordinary.

Yugi: (blushes)

Grandpa: (turns on car, and they putt to Domino City) Well, what can I tell you? Life in the dueling world goes on much as it has this past age, full of it's own wins and losses. Scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits, for which I am very thankful.

A random Hobbit: Hey, Grandpa's here! You owe me money!

Grandpa: Get your own money! (looks at all the decorations) Oh, the long expected party!

Yugi: Oh! Chapter reference, chapter reference!

Grandpa: No duh! I mean.um.how is the old rascal? I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence.

Yugi: You know Marik. He's got the whole place in an uproar.

Grandpa: Oh, well, that should please him.

Yugi: Half the city's invited!

Grandpa: Trying to gain attention again, stupid psycho.I mean, good gracious!

Yugi: He's up to something.

Grandpa: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Oh.um.hmm.

Yugi: All right then, keep your secrets! Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of!

Grandpa: Reaaaaaaaaally?

Yugi: Never had any adventures of did anything unexpected!

Grandpa: If you're reffering to the incident with the Red Eyes Dragon Duel Tournament, I was barely involved! All I did was give your old uncle a nudge out the door!

Yugi: Whatever you did, you've officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

Grandpa: GO ME! I mean.oh really? (glances at two hobbits, who glare at him)

(Little hobbit children, who are the only ones Grandpa doesn't owe anything to, run to Grandpa, wanting him to set off fireworks)

LHC (Little hobbit children): Grandpa! Grandpa! Fireworks! Fireworks! Grandpaaaaa.(pouty face)

Grandpa: All right! But don't come running to me when one of you catches on fire! (fireworks go off from exhaust pipe of car)

LHC: YAAAAAAY!!! (one of them catches on fire) AHHHHHHHH!!! (runs in circles)

Yugi: (glares at Grandpa a little)

Grandpa: .what? I warned them!

(One of the hobbits laugh hysterically at this, until his wife comes out, and whacks him with the frying pan of doom)

Hobbit: X_____X

Yugi: (opens the door to car) Grandpa.

Grandpa: Ne?

Yugi: I'm glad you're back!

Grandpa: So am I dear boy! (pushes Yugi out of the car)

Yugi: X_X

Grandpa: So am I.^_^

(Grandpa's car breaks down in front of Marik's place. He gets out, whacks the car with his almighty walking stick of doom, then knocks on Marik's door)

Marik: No thank you! We don't want anymore visitors, well-wishers, or very old friends!

Grandpa: And what about very old.wait.ah, screw it! (bashes down door with his almight walking stick of doom. Marik turns to him)

Marik: Grandpa?

Grandpa: Marik Baggins!

Marik: What are you doing in my house?! Didn't I tell you I didn't want any friends?!

Grandpa: Good to see you too! One hundred and eleven years old, who would believe it? You haven't aged a day.you're too lucky, you know that?

Marik: I know ^_^! Oh well, come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Beer? Or how about something a little stronger? I've got a few bottles of old time liqour left! 1545-very good year.almost as old as I am! It was laid down by my father, what say we open one, ne?

Grandpa: Just beer, thank you. (accidentally knocks his head on the chandelier. He puts it back in place. Then he bumps his head on the banister.) Confound hobbits! Ah.(looks at a map of Ancient Egypt. A place is circled and it says outside the circle, "Millenium Ankh hidden here! Check it out before old age hits!")

Marik: (from the kitchen) .expecting you last week.not that it matters, you come and go as you please.you caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. (mutters things about spiked jam, spiked bread, spiked cheese, etc.) Oh no, we're allright. I could make you some spiked cheese if you like.(doesn't see Grandpa anywhere) Oh.Grandpa?

Grandpa: (uses his almighty walking stick of doom to appear behind Marik) Just beer, thank you.

Marik: Allright. (eats some spiked cheese) You don't mind if I do.?

Grandpa: No, no, go right ahead!

Karalen the Wood Elf (ME!): Marik! Marik Baggins!!!

Marik: (spits out the spiked cheese and hides behind column. Looks at Grandpa) I'm not at home! I've got to get away from these crazy authoresses, hanging on the bell all day, never giving me a moments peace! I want to see pyramids again, pyramids Grandpa! And then go somewhere quiet where I can finish my plan to take over the world! .oh, beer! (goes to the fridge, grabs a beer, and throws it to Grandpa)

Grandpa: So, you mean to go through with your plan then?

Marik: Yes, yes, it's all in hand, all the arrangements are made.

Grandpa: Yugi suspects something.

Marik: Course he does! He's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle!

Grandpa: You will tell him, won't you?

Marik: Yes, yes.

Grandpa: He's very fond of you.

Marik: (stops what he's doing for an emotional moment) .I know. He'd probably come with me if I asked him to. I think in his heart, Yugi's still in love with the duel monsters here. The rush of battling, the wins, the losses.I'm.(really doesn't want to say it).old Grandpa. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin.sort of stretched.like.butter scraped over too much bread.I need a holiday.a very long holiday.and I don't expect I shall return.in fact, I mean not to.

Grandpa: Zzzz.Huh? What?

Marik: -.-;;;