Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of its characters. But I'll make an
exception. Two of the characters are in fact mine. Saylor Son, a full
Saiyan, adopted into the Son family, 12 years old. Amara Briefs, a half
Saiyan, born into the Briefs family, 11 years old. They both have really
long backgrounds, but I won't get into that now. They're based off my
friend and I, and she also helped me think of this idea about a year ago.
All other characters and ideas copyrighted to Akira Toriyama, the
brilliant, wonderful, and all holy leader. I'm not making any money off
this, so don't sue me. If you do, I'll be forced to sue you back. -.-; I'll
bet it doesn't work that way, does it?
"Kakarot, I can't believe you talked me into this," Vegeta looked around the Lookout as he landed.
"C'mon, Vegeta, you know you can never pass up an opportunity to train," Goku said with that famous Son carefree laugh.
"You must think I'm just a Saiyan with no feelings and all he likes to do is train, eat, and sleep!" Vegeta said with disgust.
"You have feelings?" Goku stared at him in disbelief.
".No!" Vegeta glowed pink and turned to hide his face from Goku.
"Aww, c'mon, where's that child Vegeta who used to play with dollies and wet the bed?" Goku said with a smirk.
"Oh, Kakarot, your DEAD!" Vegeta shouted, his ki rising and his hair flickering.
"C'mon, Veggie, I'm not too fast for you, am I?" Goku was dancing around the Lookout. Vegeta sent a ki blast at him. He jumped up and it blasted off a part of the roof. Goku powered up a Kamehameha.
"Vegeta, don't make me send this," Goku said menacingly. Vegeta just smirked.
"Ooh, I'm so scared. Come on, Kakarot! I can take your kiddy blast!" Vegeta said and his stood nonchalantly with his arms crossed. Still in the air, Goku sent the blast. Vegeta kicked off the ground, dodging the blast. This too took off a piece of the Lookout.
Goku and Vegeta started fighting in the air.
About a half an hour later, they were still at it, and Dende walked out. He saw the exterior of the Lookout, many chunks of it taken off by Vegeta and Goku's battle.
"STOP!" he screamed. Goku stopped suddenly, but Vegeta didn't. The taller Saiyan got a punch to the face. He held his cheek were Vegeta unexpectedly punched it and kicked his side. Dende had to fly up and separate them.
~ ~ ~
They were both sitting on opposite sides of a couch inside the Lookout, Goku clutching his cheek, Vegeta holding his side, both glancing spitefully at each other.
"You two are unbelievable! I'd expect this from Trunks and Goten, not two fully-grown Saiyans! Not even them! Why do you hate each other so much? Why do you fight? Don't tell me because it's in your blood, Vegeta," Dende snapped as Vegeta opened his mouth to complain. Goku was about to say something, but Dende glared at him.
"And don't tell me because it's fun, Goku." Goku closed his mouth and looked down ashamedly.
"Why should you be able to tell us what to do, kid?" Vegeta grumbled.
"YOU NEARLY DESTROYED THE LOOKOUT!" Dende shouted. Both Saiyans looked down.
"I'm tired of this. Just to see what it's like to be each other, you guys are switching bodies. I don't care what you say." Dende lifted his arms and before either could protest, there was a puff of smoke, and Goku and Vegeta looked perfectly normal, still sitting on either side of the couch. They looked at each other.
"K-Kakarot?" Goku's body said. Then he looked down at himself. "What the hell happened?"
"I told you, you switched bodies. Goku's mind is in Vegeta's body and vise- versa. So, Goku, you need to go back to Capsule Corp. And Vegeta," he looked at Vegeta (in Goku's body) with a dumbfound look on his face. "Yeah, you guys are going to have to start acting like each other."
Goku was busy surveying Vegeta.
"Are my hips really that fat?" Goku said incredulously. Vegeta slapped Goku.
"Kakarot, we've got a situation here, and all you can think about is your stupid body?"
"Well you guys, you're going to have to act like each other, so you have to figure that out," Dende said with a laugh.
"So I have to be a brainless, dense imbecile."
"And I have to be conceited, arrogant, and egotistical?"
"Ye- NO! Ugh, just go. Figure it out on your own. I'll be cleaning up this place." Dende said with a sigh, pushing the two Saiyan men off the Lookout.
"Look what you got us into, Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted as they were flying back home.
"Oh, just shut up, Vegeta," Goku said with a sigh.
~ ~ ~
When they neared Goku's house, Goku turned to go in that direction. As did Vegeta.
"Where do you think you're going, Kakarot?" Vegeta said. Goku looked at him in confusion.
"Home?" he guessed.
"No, you're home is that damn women's place, now. At least I don't have to put up with her." Vegeta said, and kept flying towards Goku's home.
"Oh yeah." Goku said and he headed towards Capsule Corp.
That's all I have now. I know it's short, be stay in tune. I'll have the next few chapters up in a few days. The first four chapters up by the end of the year, hopefully. ^^ Stay with it!
"Kakarot, I can't believe you talked me into this," Vegeta looked around the Lookout as he landed.
"C'mon, Vegeta, you know you can never pass up an opportunity to train," Goku said with that famous Son carefree laugh.
"You must think I'm just a Saiyan with no feelings and all he likes to do is train, eat, and sleep!" Vegeta said with disgust.
"You have feelings?" Goku stared at him in disbelief.
".No!" Vegeta glowed pink and turned to hide his face from Goku.
"Aww, c'mon, where's that child Vegeta who used to play with dollies and wet the bed?" Goku said with a smirk.
"Oh, Kakarot, your DEAD!" Vegeta shouted, his ki rising and his hair flickering.
"C'mon, Veggie, I'm not too fast for you, am I?" Goku was dancing around the Lookout. Vegeta sent a ki blast at him. He jumped up and it blasted off a part of the roof. Goku powered up a Kamehameha.
"Vegeta, don't make me send this," Goku said menacingly. Vegeta just smirked.
"Ooh, I'm so scared. Come on, Kakarot! I can take your kiddy blast!" Vegeta said and his stood nonchalantly with his arms crossed. Still in the air, Goku sent the blast. Vegeta kicked off the ground, dodging the blast. This too took off a piece of the Lookout.
Goku and Vegeta started fighting in the air.
About a half an hour later, they were still at it, and Dende walked out. He saw the exterior of the Lookout, many chunks of it taken off by Vegeta and Goku's battle.
"STOP!" he screamed. Goku stopped suddenly, but Vegeta didn't. The taller Saiyan got a punch to the face. He held his cheek were Vegeta unexpectedly punched it and kicked his side. Dende had to fly up and separate them.
~ ~ ~
They were both sitting on opposite sides of a couch inside the Lookout, Goku clutching his cheek, Vegeta holding his side, both glancing spitefully at each other.
"You two are unbelievable! I'd expect this from Trunks and Goten, not two fully-grown Saiyans! Not even them! Why do you hate each other so much? Why do you fight? Don't tell me because it's in your blood, Vegeta," Dende snapped as Vegeta opened his mouth to complain. Goku was about to say something, but Dende glared at him.
"And don't tell me because it's fun, Goku." Goku closed his mouth and looked down ashamedly.
"Why should you be able to tell us what to do, kid?" Vegeta grumbled.
"YOU NEARLY DESTROYED THE LOOKOUT!" Dende shouted. Both Saiyans looked down.
"I'm tired of this. Just to see what it's like to be each other, you guys are switching bodies. I don't care what you say." Dende lifted his arms and before either could protest, there was a puff of smoke, and Goku and Vegeta looked perfectly normal, still sitting on either side of the couch. They looked at each other.
"K-Kakarot?" Goku's body said. Then he looked down at himself. "What the hell happened?"
"I told you, you switched bodies. Goku's mind is in Vegeta's body and vise- versa. So, Goku, you need to go back to Capsule Corp. And Vegeta," he looked at Vegeta (in Goku's body) with a dumbfound look on his face. "Yeah, you guys are going to have to start acting like each other."
Goku was busy surveying Vegeta.
"Are my hips really that fat?" Goku said incredulously. Vegeta slapped Goku.
"Kakarot, we've got a situation here, and all you can think about is your stupid body?"
"Well you guys, you're going to have to act like each other, so you have to figure that out," Dende said with a laugh.
"So I have to be a brainless, dense imbecile."
"And I have to be conceited, arrogant, and egotistical?"
"Ye- NO! Ugh, just go. Figure it out on your own. I'll be cleaning up this place." Dende said with a sigh, pushing the two Saiyan men off the Lookout.
"Look what you got us into, Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted as they were flying back home.
"Oh, just shut up, Vegeta," Goku said with a sigh.
~ ~ ~
When they neared Goku's house, Goku turned to go in that direction. As did Vegeta.
"Where do you think you're going, Kakarot?" Vegeta said. Goku looked at him in confusion.
"Home?" he guessed.
"No, you're home is that damn women's place, now. At least I don't have to put up with her." Vegeta said, and kept flying towards Goku's home.
"Oh yeah." Goku said and he headed towards Capsule Corp.
That's all I have now. I know it's short, be stay in tune. I'll have the next few chapters up in a few days. The first four chapters up by the end of the year, hopefully. ^^ Stay with it!
