Woo~~ another chapter's up! Again, for the chapterly disclaimer. Disclaimer: See previous chapters. (I lack imagination :} ) Oh yeah, just a slight warning. This chapter is the reason why it's rated PG. XD

Again, in the Son's household.

It was late at night, and Vegeta and Chi-Chi were getting ready for bed. Vegeta was taking off his shirt when Chi-Chi came into the room quietly. She crept up behind him and put her arms around his muscular shoulders. He whirled around so fast on her that she nearly flew off him. He stared at her with huge eyes.

"Honey, you're not still mad at me, are you? I just wanted to apologize," she said sadly.

"Um. no, I'm not mad at you. Apology accepted," Vegeta said, starting to get a little scared, as he slipped under the covers. He inched as far away from Chi-Chi he could without falling off. She slipped closer to him. If he backed any farther away from her he'd fall off the bed. She held his hand and kissed his neck. He jumped out of bed and ran into the nearest closet. He closed the door and refused to open it again.

"Goku, I'm sorry! I just want to make it up to you!" the woman pleaded through the door.

"It's okay," he said pathetically.

"So," Chi-Chi said in a sexy voice, "why don't you come back out here? We can work all this out, and."

"I. uh. I'm worried we'll wake up the kids!" the Saiyan shouted through the door. He did not like the way she was talking. It's bad enough when his own wife does it to him. But now his rival's wife was trying to seduce him.

"They're fast asleep! You know them; they sleep as hard as rocks! We've done it before without them knowing!" Horrible images of Chi-Chi and Goku flashed through the poor Saiyan's head.

"I. I'm not in the mood!" Vegeta said lamely. He rolled his eyes to himself. Chi-Chi sighed in exasperation.

"Goku, don't lie! You're always in the mood!" So that might explain why he was acting so strangely the other day.

"Goku, if something's going on, you can tell me! Are you cheating on me?"

"NO!" Vegeta shouted. He slowly opened the door.

"I'm just not in the mood, okay? I'm sleeping downstairs," the Saiyan grabbed a pillow and started down the stairs.

"Goku." Chi-Chi said, close to tears.

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Meanwhile, at Capsule Corp., practically the same situation was happening.

"Vegeta, come out of the closet!" Bulma said. Goku was sitting on the floor, hating himself for hugging Bulma. All he did was give her a little hug and now she wanted to make love! He shuddered at the thought.

"Wait, Vegeta, I have an idea, stay there!"

Don't worry, Goku thought. You won't have any trouble keeping me here.

"All right, Vegeta, come on out," Bulma sounded persuasive. Goku slowly opened the door to see Bulma in a light purple piece of. lingerie?! That's not right.

He slammed the closet door after he was securely behind it.

"Vegeta, I thought you would like it! Even Goku would like it!"

"NO HE WOULDN'T!" The Saiyan shouted. He could almost feel Bulma's confused look.

"He'd. uh. he'd like it on Chi-Chi!" Goku thought about Chi-Chi wearing that skimpy piece of clothing and his mouth started to water. Boy, he missed Chi-Chi!

"How would you know?" the blue-haired woman shouted through the door. I have to stop slipping like this! Goku smacked his forehead. He might as well come out of the closet. He opened up the closet door and, without looking at Bulma, sat on the bed. She climbed on the bed, and started to slowly massage his shoulders. He leaned back. Hey, it felt good.

Bulma smiled. She started to kiss the Saiyan man. He sat up quickly, banging her jaw.

"Please, Bulma, I'm not in the mood!" he stood up and walked to the door.

"But you're never in the mood!" She whined.

"Exactly!" Goku said in irritation.

"But earlier, when you got home-"

"I was spending too much time with Kakarot!" Goku said before he could control it. Bulma looked at him in shock. She sat down on the bed, looked down at the floor, and said softly, "Okay, just go. You can sleep in the guest room." Goku knew she wanted to cry, and he wanted to comfort her, too, but he couldn't without giving himself away.

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I know it's short again, and I know it's been a while since I updated, but I have even more bad news. I haven't actually written the next chapters, so I'm going to work really hard and try to get it written. Have fun with this for the time being. :} Stay with it!