Okay, this is the last chapter. It's REALLY long. You wanted a longer
chapter, and you got it. But now it's a short story. Oh well, that's ok. I
like this chapter ^^. *trumpet thing* and now, for the Chapterly
Disclaimer!!!!
Disclaimer: see chapter 1
XDDDDDD I'm so unimaginative
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In the morning, Goku woke up to the smell of breakfast. He smiled. Breakfast. Bacon, eggs, toast, he thought, taking another sniff. Orange juice and. sniff. Warm apple cider.
He slowly got out of bed, basking in the warm sunlight. He went into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and nearly screamed. He almost forgot! He was Vegeta!
He washed his face, fully waking himself up. Then he went downstairs and saw Bulma making breakfast. Amara and Trunks sitting at the table, wolfing down food.
"What's for breakfast?" Goku asked, sitting at the table with the two half- saiyan children.
"Bacon, eggs, toast, and to drink, you can have orange juice or apple cider." The blue-haired woman said without turning around. Score! Goku thought to himself.
"So, Dad, when are we going to train? I'm surprised you didn't wake us up like you normally do," The young half-saiyan looked at his "father" with huge crystal blue eyes. "I had to wake Amara up myself," he scowled as his sister grinned.
"Train? Oh right, train. Um. I'm giving you guys a day off today. I'm not feeling like myself."
"C'mon, Dad, you know you can never pass up an opportunity to train," his own words rang in his ears. He blinked and slowly nodded his head.
I guess I could use some training, Goku thought to himself.
After breakfast, he took the kids outside and he started to stretch. They each looked at him with a single raised eyebrow as they walked backwards to the Gravity Room. Goku shook his head to himself and jogged to the Gravity Room.
He opened the door and stepped inside. It was cool and light. He'd never been inside the Gravity Room. He walked towards the main frame and entered a gravity level. 100 times earth's normal gravity.
Amara looked at him with huge, confused eyes.
"Dad, you're kidding right? Or are you just trying to warm up?"
"Yeah. yeah, I'm just warming up." Goku covered quickly. He stretched, then kicked and punched the air a few times. He stopped suddenly, noticing that the Amara and Trunks were staring at him.
"What are you two looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Saiyan kick and punch before?" There, now he was starting to sound like Vegeta.
"Nothing. It's just.. nothing." Trunks said, shrugging whatever it was off.
"You're kicking like Goku." Amara said. That's Amara for you, straight and to the point.
"Oh. I must be spending to much time with him." Goku rolled his eyes to himself. What kind of lame answer is that? And he used it twice!
The two kids were still looking at him strangely, but they didn't say anything else.
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"Dad!" Vegeta woke up to Saylor's annoying voice. "Dad, wake up!"
"Wuh-what?" the Saiyan opened his eyes sleepily.
"What do you want, gir- um.Saylor?"
"Mom told me to wake you up. It's like, noon! I mean, you sleep a lot but this is kind of ridiculous." She raised one eyebrow. Amara must've taught her that. Or was it the other way around? It's another reason why he should hate her.
"Dad!" one flying leap and Goten was strangling Vegeta. He jumped off the couch and pried the young boy off his neck. Is this what Kakarot really had to go through? Vegeta thought.
"Okay, let's go train," Vegeta said, walking towards the back door. The two saiyan children looked at each other with puzzled looks. Vegeta turned to see what was keeping them. "Well?"
"Dad, it's Saturday. We don't train on Saturdays," Goten said.
"Well we are today," Vegeta growled and continued out back. Saylor and Goten shrugged and followed their so-called father outside.
"Slow down, Dad! You're going major- OW! That hurt! It's almost like your Vegeta or something!" Saylor was ducking and dodging Vegeta's fists that were flying at her head.
"Oh, I'm only getting started!" Vegeta said evilly and started punching faster. Saylor went Super Saiyan and flew away.
"No way, Dad! There's NO way I'm fighting you! I don't trust you. You've gone all psycho on us! Fight Goten!"
Goten was watching all this go on and when Saylor told Vegeta to fight him, he too went Super Saiyan and flew to the tree his sister was perched on.
"Weaklings..." Vegeta muttered and he went inside. Both children powered down and jumped from the tree.
"I'm going out!" Vegeta called as he grabbed Goku's coat and headed out through the front door.
"Where?" his "wife" shouted from the kitchen.
"Out!" he yelled and slammed the door. Chi-Chi looked at the door in wonderment. He's been acting so strangely. . . she thought to herself.
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"Bulma, I'm going out for a while!"
"Where are you going and when will you be back?"
"Oh, I'm just going to go out. I'm not sure when I'll be back!"
"Okay, have fun!"
Goku grabbed Vegeta's jacket and closed the door behind him. Chi-Chi would have been on his back in a second if he actually said that to her.
"I wonder how Vegeta's doing though. . ." Goku said aloud to himself.
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They met halfway.
"Kakarot? Wh-what are you doing?"
"Heading to your house. Were you doing the same?"
". . .yes. We need to get that stupid Namek kid to switch us back!"
"Dende? He's not stupid, but this was kind of dumb to switch us. How's Chi- Chi been?"
Vegeta looked down and blushed at this point. He mumbled something Goku couldn't hear.
"What?"
"She wanted to. have sex"
"Oh man! So did Bulma!"
"What?! Why?!"
"Oh. . . uh. . . I kinda. . . well. . ."
"Spit it out!"
"I kinda hugged her when I got home." Vegeta slapped his forehead.
"Great, now she's going to expect me to be all nice to her!"
"Let's go to the lookout. Maybe Dende will switch us back."
The two Saiyan men started to the Lookout.
"What about the kids?"
"What?"
"Saylor and Goten. What did you do to them?"
"I got to beat up that girl. She got away, though." Vegeta grinned evilly.
"Oh no! She'll hate me!"
"What about the brats I live with?"
"Trunks and Amara?"
"Yeah, them."
"They thought I kicked like me."
"What?"
"They said, 'You kick like Goku.'"
"Great."
They reached Kami's Lookout and landed.
"Well?" Dende came out with his arms crossed and an expectant look on his face.
"WE WANT TO GET SWITCHED BACK!" they whined in unison.
"Will you not fight as much?"
They looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Then you have no purpose in being here," Dende said, shooing them off.
"Wait," Goku said, stopping Dende. "Vegeta, stopping our fights is a small price to pay to get switched back.
"NO! There has GOT to be another way, Kakarot!" Vegeta turned to fly off the lookout and bumped right into Saylor.
"What?!"
"Saylor?"
"YOU'RE SWITCHED?! YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME VEGETA WAS LIVING IN MY HOUSE?! NO WAY! DENDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! I WANT MY REAL DAD BACK, IN HIS REAL BODY!" Saylor was screaming. No one had ever seen her this anxious.
"Saylor, calm down. I switched them so maybe they'd stop fighting.
"How can we calm down?" Amara appeared with Trunks and Goten closely behind her.
"Our dads were switched! And the worse part was, we had NO idea!" The lavender-haired half-saiyan boy crossed his arms.
Suddenly Goku put two fingers to his head and disappeared.
"Goku-" Dende tried to stop him but it was too late. "Uh-oh, Instant Transmission."
"I'll bet he's getting our moms, and boy, will they be pissed!" Goten shook his head at Dende.
Goku appeared a few seconds later, holding very bewildered Chi-Chi and Bulma.
"Vegeta, why'd- Goku! What's going on?" Chi-Chi demanded.
"Yeah, what's happening? First my husband is acting strange, then he brings me up here using one of Goku's techniques. The, um.Instant Transfigure?
"Instant Transmission," Goku said. "Dende. Will you tell these fine ladies what's going on?" (Everyone stared at "Vegeta" - imagine if he actually said that!)
"Alright, I guess since Goku dragged everyone up here."
"Goku?! What? But Vegeta-" Bulma started.
"Yeah, I bet he looks like Vegeta. The truth is, I switched them to try to get them to stop fighting." Bulma and Chi-Chi looked horrified. They both thought about the night before. When they were both seducing their best friend's husbands. Then the screaming started.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! WE HAD NO IDEA! YOU COULD'VE TOLD US FIRST! THEY'RE OUR HUSBANDS! WE DESERVE TO KNOW!" Chi-Chi and Bulma were advancing on poor Dende. He shot Goku and Vegeta a pleading glance. They just crossed their arms and smirked cruelly.
"Okay! Okay! I'll switch them back! Just stop yelling at me! I'm only the Earth's guardian!" Dende was nearly crying. It really takes a lot to make the guardian of the Earth to cry. There was a big puff of smoke, and Vegeta and Goku looked down at their own bodies.
"Woohoo! Yeah, all right! I'm in my own body again! Boy, Chi-Chi, I missed you!" He grabbed his wife in a huge embrace and kissed her deeply.
Vegeta looked down. "I sort of missed you too." he said quietly. He quickly kissed her cheek and blushed.
"Goku, what are you doing?" Chi-Chi stepped away from Goku and looked at him.
"Chi-Chi, aren't you happy? I'm in my own body!"
"Chi-Chi? Oh my gosh! No, I'm Bulma!"
They all turned to Dende.
"DENDE!!!!"
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GYAHAHAHAHA! I ended it there! No more for you! You don't get to see what happens! XD I like my ending. This chapters a bit longer.I hope. Well, I'm going to be writing another one soon. A little less humour (unfortunately, but you can't keep a little humour out of my stories ^_~) and a little more romance (Aww, how cute ^^) Stay with it! XD
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In the morning, Goku woke up to the smell of breakfast. He smiled. Breakfast. Bacon, eggs, toast, he thought, taking another sniff. Orange juice and. sniff. Warm apple cider.
He slowly got out of bed, basking in the warm sunlight. He went into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and nearly screamed. He almost forgot! He was Vegeta!
He washed his face, fully waking himself up. Then he went downstairs and saw Bulma making breakfast. Amara and Trunks sitting at the table, wolfing down food.
"What's for breakfast?" Goku asked, sitting at the table with the two half- saiyan children.
"Bacon, eggs, toast, and to drink, you can have orange juice or apple cider." The blue-haired woman said without turning around. Score! Goku thought to himself.
"So, Dad, when are we going to train? I'm surprised you didn't wake us up like you normally do," The young half-saiyan looked at his "father" with huge crystal blue eyes. "I had to wake Amara up myself," he scowled as his sister grinned.
"Train? Oh right, train. Um. I'm giving you guys a day off today. I'm not feeling like myself."
"C'mon, Dad, you know you can never pass up an opportunity to train," his own words rang in his ears. He blinked and slowly nodded his head.
I guess I could use some training, Goku thought to himself.
After breakfast, he took the kids outside and he started to stretch. They each looked at him with a single raised eyebrow as they walked backwards to the Gravity Room. Goku shook his head to himself and jogged to the Gravity Room.
He opened the door and stepped inside. It was cool and light. He'd never been inside the Gravity Room. He walked towards the main frame and entered a gravity level. 100 times earth's normal gravity.
Amara looked at him with huge, confused eyes.
"Dad, you're kidding right? Or are you just trying to warm up?"
"Yeah. yeah, I'm just warming up." Goku covered quickly. He stretched, then kicked and punched the air a few times. He stopped suddenly, noticing that the Amara and Trunks were staring at him.
"What are you two looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Saiyan kick and punch before?" There, now he was starting to sound like Vegeta.
"Nothing. It's just.. nothing." Trunks said, shrugging whatever it was off.
"You're kicking like Goku." Amara said. That's Amara for you, straight and to the point.
"Oh. I must be spending to much time with him." Goku rolled his eyes to himself. What kind of lame answer is that? And he used it twice!
The two kids were still looking at him strangely, but they didn't say anything else.
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"Dad!" Vegeta woke up to Saylor's annoying voice. "Dad, wake up!"
"Wuh-what?" the Saiyan opened his eyes sleepily.
"What do you want, gir- um.Saylor?"
"Mom told me to wake you up. It's like, noon! I mean, you sleep a lot but this is kind of ridiculous." She raised one eyebrow. Amara must've taught her that. Or was it the other way around? It's another reason why he should hate her.
"Dad!" one flying leap and Goten was strangling Vegeta. He jumped off the couch and pried the young boy off his neck. Is this what Kakarot really had to go through? Vegeta thought.
"Okay, let's go train," Vegeta said, walking towards the back door. The two saiyan children looked at each other with puzzled looks. Vegeta turned to see what was keeping them. "Well?"
"Dad, it's Saturday. We don't train on Saturdays," Goten said.
"Well we are today," Vegeta growled and continued out back. Saylor and Goten shrugged and followed their so-called father outside.
"Slow down, Dad! You're going major- OW! That hurt! It's almost like your Vegeta or something!" Saylor was ducking and dodging Vegeta's fists that were flying at her head.
"Oh, I'm only getting started!" Vegeta said evilly and started punching faster. Saylor went Super Saiyan and flew away.
"No way, Dad! There's NO way I'm fighting you! I don't trust you. You've gone all psycho on us! Fight Goten!"
Goten was watching all this go on and when Saylor told Vegeta to fight him, he too went Super Saiyan and flew to the tree his sister was perched on.
"Weaklings..." Vegeta muttered and he went inside. Both children powered down and jumped from the tree.
"I'm going out!" Vegeta called as he grabbed Goku's coat and headed out through the front door.
"Where?" his "wife" shouted from the kitchen.
"Out!" he yelled and slammed the door. Chi-Chi looked at the door in wonderment. He's been acting so strangely. . . she thought to herself.
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"Bulma, I'm going out for a while!"
"Where are you going and when will you be back?"
"Oh, I'm just going to go out. I'm not sure when I'll be back!"
"Okay, have fun!"
Goku grabbed Vegeta's jacket and closed the door behind him. Chi-Chi would have been on his back in a second if he actually said that to her.
"I wonder how Vegeta's doing though. . ." Goku said aloud to himself.
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They met halfway.
"Kakarot? Wh-what are you doing?"
"Heading to your house. Were you doing the same?"
". . .yes. We need to get that stupid Namek kid to switch us back!"
"Dende? He's not stupid, but this was kind of dumb to switch us. How's Chi- Chi been?"
Vegeta looked down and blushed at this point. He mumbled something Goku couldn't hear.
"What?"
"She wanted to. have sex"
"Oh man! So did Bulma!"
"What?! Why?!"
"Oh. . . uh. . . I kinda. . . well. . ."
"Spit it out!"
"I kinda hugged her when I got home." Vegeta slapped his forehead.
"Great, now she's going to expect me to be all nice to her!"
"Let's go to the lookout. Maybe Dende will switch us back."
The two Saiyan men started to the Lookout.
"What about the kids?"
"What?"
"Saylor and Goten. What did you do to them?"
"I got to beat up that girl. She got away, though." Vegeta grinned evilly.
"Oh no! She'll hate me!"
"What about the brats I live with?"
"Trunks and Amara?"
"Yeah, them."
"They thought I kicked like me."
"What?"
"They said, 'You kick like Goku.'"
"Great."
They reached Kami's Lookout and landed.
"Well?" Dende came out with his arms crossed and an expectant look on his face.
"WE WANT TO GET SWITCHED BACK!" they whined in unison.
"Will you not fight as much?"
They looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Then you have no purpose in being here," Dende said, shooing them off.
"Wait," Goku said, stopping Dende. "Vegeta, stopping our fights is a small price to pay to get switched back.
"NO! There has GOT to be another way, Kakarot!" Vegeta turned to fly off the lookout and bumped right into Saylor.
"What?!"
"Saylor?"
"YOU'RE SWITCHED?! YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME VEGETA WAS LIVING IN MY HOUSE?! NO WAY! DENDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! I WANT MY REAL DAD BACK, IN HIS REAL BODY!" Saylor was screaming. No one had ever seen her this anxious.
"Saylor, calm down. I switched them so maybe they'd stop fighting.
"How can we calm down?" Amara appeared with Trunks and Goten closely behind her.
"Our dads were switched! And the worse part was, we had NO idea!" The lavender-haired half-saiyan boy crossed his arms.
Suddenly Goku put two fingers to his head and disappeared.
"Goku-" Dende tried to stop him but it was too late. "Uh-oh, Instant Transmission."
"I'll bet he's getting our moms, and boy, will they be pissed!" Goten shook his head at Dende.
Goku appeared a few seconds later, holding very bewildered Chi-Chi and Bulma.
"Vegeta, why'd- Goku! What's going on?" Chi-Chi demanded.
"Yeah, what's happening? First my husband is acting strange, then he brings me up here using one of Goku's techniques. The, um.Instant Transfigure?
"Instant Transmission," Goku said. "Dende. Will you tell these fine ladies what's going on?" (Everyone stared at "Vegeta" - imagine if he actually said that!)
"Alright, I guess since Goku dragged everyone up here."
"Goku?! What? But Vegeta-" Bulma started.
"Yeah, I bet he looks like Vegeta. The truth is, I switched them to try to get them to stop fighting." Bulma and Chi-Chi looked horrified. They both thought about the night before. When they were both seducing their best friend's husbands. Then the screaming started.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! WE HAD NO IDEA! YOU COULD'VE TOLD US FIRST! THEY'RE OUR HUSBANDS! WE DESERVE TO KNOW!" Chi-Chi and Bulma were advancing on poor Dende. He shot Goku and Vegeta a pleading glance. They just crossed their arms and smirked cruelly.
"Okay! Okay! I'll switch them back! Just stop yelling at me! I'm only the Earth's guardian!" Dende was nearly crying. It really takes a lot to make the guardian of the Earth to cry. There was a big puff of smoke, and Vegeta and Goku looked down at their own bodies.
"Woohoo! Yeah, all right! I'm in my own body again! Boy, Chi-Chi, I missed you!" He grabbed his wife in a huge embrace and kissed her deeply.
Vegeta looked down. "I sort of missed you too." he said quietly. He quickly kissed her cheek and blushed.
"Goku, what are you doing?" Chi-Chi stepped away from Goku and looked at him.
"Chi-Chi, aren't you happy? I'm in my own body!"
"Chi-Chi? Oh my gosh! No, I'm Bulma!"
They all turned to Dende.
"DENDE!!!!"
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GYAHAHAHAHA! I ended it there! No more for you! You don't get to see what happens! XD I like my ending. This chapters a bit longer.I hope. Well, I'm going to be writing another one soon. A little less humour (unfortunately, but you can't keep a little humour out of my stories ^_~) and a little more romance (Aww, how cute ^^) Stay with it! XD