I yawned loudly. I sat up and rubbed my eyes. I looked at my small clock to
see that it everybody should have been awake by now. I picked up my glasses
from the coffee table and put them on. I decided to change out of my white
shirt and khakis into my NYPD Uniform. I walked groggily to the rest room
and got changed. When I walked out I sighed very heavily. It was time to
sit around and do nothing.
"Yeehaw!!"
"What in the world..?" I said to myself as I walked back into the living room. Spike was sitting on a couch watching some kind of monitor. It showed a man and a woman dressed in cowboy outfits.
" His name is Seven Spenks. He's responsible for murders and many thefts. Careful guys, this one may be hard to catch. The police said they'll have him dead or alive!" The man said looking over at the woman.
"You got that right. And the reward is ten thousand wong!"
"Wong? What the heck is wong?" I asked aloud to nobody in particular.
"Your kidding right? I mean come on, you really don't know?" Spike asked turning around to look at me.
"Well I told ya before I ain't from around here." I said. How the heck was I supposed to know what wong was? I never heard of it before.
"Well it looks like we've got another job. Who's going up for it?" Jet asked who had just walked into the living room.
"Hmm, since me and Jet did it last time. Faye and Ed should be up." Spike said looking over at her.
"No way! I'm not going with Ed!" Faye said angrily. Ed's head popped from behind a couch and looked around.
"Fine but your still going. We went last time now you have to pick either Ed, Ein or Gian over there. Who's your pick Faye?" Spike asked getting irritated. Faye gave him a mean look. But then just turned around. She might regret this.
"So how do we find this guy?" I asked. I could sense that she was miserable.
"Before we do anything let's get something to drink."
"Why hello there, what'll be stranger?" The bartender asked Faye as we both sit down. I never been to a bar before. And if this is how bars were like, then I was better off waiting outside.
"Give me a shot of whisky." She said. The bartender nodded and served her- well, whatever that stuff was. Then he looked at me.
"How about you sir?" The man asked. I thought for a minute. What could I buy from a bar? I got it!
"Could I have some coffee? Umm black please?" The bartender looked at me funny for second but then shrugged.
"Alright I think I have some in the back." He said disappearing through the door. That led to the backroom. Faye looked over at me.
"Coffee?" She asked as if I was crazy.
"What? I'm tellin' ya Faye, I don't care how old I am or look. I'm still drinkin' coffee and iced tea." I told her. She sighed while shaking her head. Finally the bartender came out with a white mug and placed it in front of me.
"There you go. One coffee black." He said. He looked around and whispered to me. "Just between you and me, you have great taste." He whispered to me. Then he went back to cleaning the glasses. I smiled to myself as I drank some of my coffee.
"What do you mean that wasn't good enough!?" I almost choked on my coffee when I heard the sudden outburst. I turned around to see a man taking out his gun and pointing at another man. Then the other man pulled out his gun.
"Oh boy, Faye. Get behind the counter now." I told her sensing what was going to happen.
"Alright." She said jumping over the counter and hiding.
"Damned fool!!" One of them yelled. I immediately dove behind the counter. Taking the bartender with me.
"What in the world are you doing!?" The bartender yelled at me.
"Stay down!" I told him. Then as if on cue shots were fire like fireworks on the fourth of July. It didn't take long for the shots to end. I peeked out of the counter. To see the man who started the whole mess. My eyes became as big as could. I scrambled back down.
"Faye he's our guy!!" I whispered. She nodded.
"Alright on the count of three we go up and aim at him." She said as if it was world war II. "One, two, three!" She yelled. We both stood up quickly and pointed our guns to the lunatic.
"Freeze pal, don't make a move!" I yelled not liking the sight of the bar. The man let out an almost evil chuckle. He jumped into the air and started to shoot at us.
"Get down!" Faye exclaimed as we both dropped onto the ground.
After many bottles of liquor were shot we heard one more laugh before he ran off. We both quickly stood up. I handed her a walkie talkie.
"Stay in contact alright? I'll go up to see if I can head him off at the pass. You keep on him Faye. Let's move!" I said as we both bolted through the door. I then bolted right back in to see the bartender standing up in shock of what happened.
"Sorry about this whole mess but thanks for the coffee!" I said handing him the money we owed. Then ran off. I ran as fast as my poor feet could carry me.
"Gian, were heading north now!" I heard Faye's hard working voice. I kept running now going north. Sure enough I bumped into the man of the hour. Well, actually I crashed into him to more precise. I quickly stood as he did also. I pulled out my gun and pointed at him.
"Drop it punk!" I yelled. Faye was on the other side with her gun also. I started to walked towards me. I fired. Only to find out that I forgot to reload from the last job.
"WHAAT!?" I exclaimed yelling at my magnum. I then felt a big kick in the face. I held my face in pain. Until that is I felt I was in a headlock. It was none other than Steven holding me at gun point. Faye was gritting her teeth. They both fired at the same time. After what seemed like the Matrix me and Steven fell to the ground. My uniform splattered with blood.
"Gian? Gian?? Are you okay!?" She asked shaking me. I was in pain. I mean come on wouldn't you if you hit your head on the pavement.
"My head it hurts." I said rubbing my head.
"He didn't shoot you?" She asked.
"No, I guess he tried to use my unloaded gun." I smiled. I then received a hard smack. "Yow! Hey what was that for??" I asked rubbing my cheek. Faye looked angry.
"That's for scaring the hell out of me." She said.
"Oh yeah like I meant it on purpose, come on Faye!" I yelled in protest. She sighed and helped me up.
"Let's take him in. And receive our reward." Faye said putting away her gun. I grabbed the gun from the motionless hand.
"Let's be glad that they said dead or alive."
"Yeehaw!!"
"What in the world..?" I said to myself as I walked back into the living room. Spike was sitting on a couch watching some kind of monitor. It showed a man and a woman dressed in cowboy outfits.
" His name is Seven Spenks. He's responsible for murders and many thefts. Careful guys, this one may be hard to catch. The police said they'll have him dead or alive!" The man said looking over at the woman.
"You got that right. And the reward is ten thousand wong!"
"Wong? What the heck is wong?" I asked aloud to nobody in particular.
"Your kidding right? I mean come on, you really don't know?" Spike asked turning around to look at me.
"Well I told ya before I ain't from around here." I said. How the heck was I supposed to know what wong was? I never heard of it before.
"Well it looks like we've got another job. Who's going up for it?" Jet asked who had just walked into the living room.
"Hmm, since me and Jet did it last time. Faye and Ed should be up." Spike said looking over at her.
"No way! I'm not going with Ed!" Faye said angrily. Ed's head popped from behind a couch and looked around.
"Fine but your still going. We went last time now you have to pick either Ed, Ein or Gian over there. Who's your pick Faye?" Spike asked getting irritated. Faye gave him a mean look. But then just turned around. She might regret this.
"So how do we find this guy?" I asked. I could sense that she was miserable.
"Before we do anything let's get something to drink."
"Why hello there, what'll be stranger?" The bartender asked Faye as we both sit down. I never been to a bar before. And if this is how bars were like, then I was better off waiting outside.
"Give me a shot of whisky." She said. The bartender nodded and served her- well, whatever that stuff was. Then he looked at me.
"How about you sir?" The man asked. I thought for a minute. What could I buy from a bar? I got it!
"Could I have some coffee? Umm black please?" The bartender looked at me funny for second but then shrugged.
"Alright I think I have some in the back." He said disappearing through the door. That led to the backroom. Faye looked over at me.
"Coffee?" She asked as if I was crazy.
"What? I'm tellin' ya Faye, I don't care how old I am or look. I'm still drinkin' coffee and iced tea." I told her. She sighed while shaking her head. Finally the bartender came out with a white mug and placed it in front of me.
"There you go. One coffee black." He said. He looked around and whispered to me. "Just between you and me, you have great taste." He whispered to me. Then he went back to cleaning the glasses. I smiled to myself as I drank some of my coffee.
"What do you mean that wasn't good enough!?" I almost choked on my coffee when I heard the sudden outburst. I turned around to see a man taking out his gun and pointing at another man. Then the other man pulled out his gun.
"Oh boy, Faye. Get behind the counter now." I told her sensing what was going to happen.
"Alright." She said jumping over the counter and hiding.
"Damned fool!!" One of them yelled. I immediately dove behind the counter. Taking the bartender with me.
"What in the world are you doing!?" The bartender yelled at me.
"Stay down!" I told him. Then as if on cue shots were fire like fireworks on the fourth of July. It didn't take long for the shots to end. I peeked out of the counter. To see the man who started the whole mess. My eyes became as big as could. I scrambled back down.
"Faye he's our guy!!" I whispered. She nodded.
"Alright on the count of three we go up and aim at him." She said as if it was world war II. "One, two, three!" She yelled. We both stood up quickly and pointed our guns to the lunatic.
"Freeze pal, don't make a move!" I yelled not liking the sight of the bar. The man let out an almost evil chuckle. He jumped into the air and started to shoot at us.
"Get down!" Faye exclaimed as we both dropped onto the ground.
After many bottles of liquor were shot we heard one more laugh before he ran off. We both quickly stood up. I handed her a walkie talkie.
"Stay in contact alright? I'll go up to see if I can head him off at the pass. You keep on him Faye. Let's move!" I said as we both bolted through the door. I then bolted right back in to see the bartender standing up in shock of what happened.
"Sorry about this whole mess but thanks for the coffee!" I said handing him the money we owed. Then ran off. I ran as fast as my poor feet could carry me.
"Gian, were heading north now!" I heard Faye's hard working voice. I kept running now going north. Sure enough I bumped into the man of the hour. Well, actually I crashed into him to more precise. I quickly stood as he did also. I pulled out my gun and pointed at him.
"Drop it punk!" I yelled. Faye was on the other side with her gun also. I started to walked towards me. I fired. Only to find out that I forgot to reload from the last job.
"WHAAT!?" I exclaimed yelling at my magnum. I then felt a big kick in the face. I held my face in pain. Until that is I felt I was in a headlock. It was none other than Steven holding me at gun point. Faye was gritting her teeth. They both fired at the same time. After what seemed like the Matrix me and Steven fell to the ground. My uniform splattered with blood.
"Gian? Gian?? Are you okay!?" She asked shaking me. I was in pain. I mean come on wouldn't you if you hit your head on the pavement.
"My head it hurts." I said rubbing my head.
"He didn't shoot you?" She asked.
"No, I guess he tried to use my unloaded gun." I smiled. I then received a hard smack. "Yow! Hey what was that for??" I asked rubbing my cheek. Faye looked angry.
"That's for scaring the hell out of me." She said.
"Oh yeah like I meant it on purpose, come on Faye!" I yelled in protest. She sighed and helped me up.
"Let's take him in. And receive our reward." Faye said putting away her gun. I grabbed the gun from the motionless hand.
"Let's be glad that they said dead or alive."