The planet was at peace once again and Cloud had no worry in the world.But then again he had one problem.....he needed new shoes.The ones he has are uncomfortable and smell.He thought to himself "I wanna get a hat with Dean Cain From Ripley's Believe It Or Not" but then he had another idea..............Cloud was going to buy new shoes.


Cloud- I begin my journey at dawn.Im going to mug a 23 year old and rob them of their socks.And if they have a Blockbuster card ill take that too..........but when i have the socks ill be one step closer to my goal.

Barret-Bootylicious!

Cloud-Hello Barret! Are you hear to join me in my marvelous quest? ...................Or are you hear to listen to your retarded rap music by Ja Rule?

Barret- No man! I bring news from the king!

Cloud-The king?

Barret-Yeah! He needs someone to train his men!

Cloud-What king........?

*Suddenly Barret is gone*

Cloud-Huh?

*Looks around*

Cloud-Man, I feel like a sweaty cuban.Off with these clothes.

*Undresses*

CLoud-Ah, the breeze blowing on me anus.

*Gets in the bed*

Cloud-Tommorow I will finally be walking with new shoes



*The Next Morning*

Cloud-*Yawns* WHOA!

*Sees Cid,Yuffie,Aeris, and Vincent beside his bed*

Cid- You look so cute when your sleeping

Cloud-.........Get away from me.

Aeris-Get up sleepy head!

Cloud- I thought you di......

Yuffie-Lets go get your new shoes!

Cloud- How did you know I was gonna g....

Vincent-Hiss! *slithers into the shadows*

Cid-We saw Barret running down the street screaming a second ago.

Aeris-Something about a "king"

*Silence*

Yuffie-Dumbass

Aeris-Well hurry! Get up already!

Cloud-I dreamt I was a fireman! Those poor children....




*So off they went to the shoe store*

Cloud-Im here to buy new shoes!

Guy-Um.....this is Dennys

Cloud-Silence !

*Pepper sprays the poor man then takes his shoes*

Cid-*Wipes tear* Our journey is finally over.



The End