WARNING: This segment is so wrong, yet hilariously funny. At least I think
so. But if you read this fic, you will either laugh your head off or be
scarred for life. Read with caution.
(BTW: This'll probably be the last songfic I write for this story. (That is unless you enjoy the songfics))
I don't own Inu Yasha, and I don't own the song, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix- A-Lot.
Chapter 4: Fluffy Got Tail!
Sango and Kagome walk on screen and stand staring at the people reading this. Shippou whispers from off screen, "Psst! Kagome!"
Kagome looks over at him. "Huh? Oh yeah!" she pulls out her script and reads over it one more time before putting it away. She cleared her throat and said, "Oh-my-god! Sango, look at his tail! It is SO big! Hah!" Shippou walks by swishing his tail provocatively.
"He looks like one of those fangirl's sexgods!" Sango said as Sesshomaru walked past, followed by Rin, whom was wearing a white feathery boa around her neck. "But you know, who understands those fangirls."
"They only talk to him because he's a total bishi!" Kagome said.
"I mean his tail!" Sango said. "I can't believe it's so fluffy, it's like out there I mean, hah! Wow!"
They looked over at the three whom had their backs turned to them with their tails wagging. Then Kagome said, "He's just so-hot!"
Shippou turned around with a microphone in his hand, "I like big tails and I cannot lie! You rabid fangirls can't deny, that when a kit walks in with a Kawaii-waii face and a fluffy thing in your face you get sprung!" he smiled at Kagome and Sango and wagged his tail. They both smiled and said at the same time, "Kawaii!" **^_^**
"Wanna pet that stuff cause you noticed that tail was fluffed." Close up of the beauty and glory that is Sesshomaru's tail. "Downy is the thing he's wearn', I'm hooked and I can't stop starn' oh Fluf-fy they wanna get wit'cha and take your pict'cha! Your home girls trying to war ye, but tail he gots is oh so fluffy!"
"'Gots' isn't a word." Sesshomaru said.
"Whatever," Shippou said. Rin twirls her boa in the air and starts to sing into her mike, "Ooh, combn' and fluffn', you say you wanna write his fics? We love Sessy, we love Sessy, cause he ain't that average bi-shi!"
"You see us primpn', and sometimes crimp'n, let-us pet, we've got it goin' like a turbo vet!"
"What does that have to do with tails?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know, but I don't know what else to replace that rhyme with." Shippou said.
"I'm tired of magazines," Sesshomaru said, "Saying cat tails all the thing."
Rin sang, "Take an average dog and a tail so wak, fluffiness it doesn't lack,"
Shippou went over to where the zombies were standing, "So fellas!"
"Yeah!" the zombies shouted.
"Fellas!"
"Yeah!"
"Does the bishi got the tail?" Shippou asked.
"Hell yeah!" Jakotsu shouted.
"Wag it!" Shippou said.
"Wag it!"
"Wag it!"
"Wag it!"
"Wag that healthy tail! Fluffy got tail!" the zombies shouted.
Some village guys are break dancing. Miroku is sitting and rapping the records on a turn table.
"I like em' round and big!" Rin sang. "And when I'm doin' this gig, I just can't help but stare-at the real tails! Now here's our ideal! I wanna take you home and oh! Brush it down! Oh! OH!"
"You ain't talkn' playgirl, cause this fic is rated PG!" Shippou sang. Everyone sweatdropped.
"I want em' real soft and fluffy, so find that hair kit, wanna make some hair nits, beggn' for a piece of those lock-ets!" Rin sang.
"So I'm lookn' at hanyos, stupid bimbo, real wanna-knows!" Shippou sang.
"Wanna know how to get it, to be so freakn' fluffy!"
"We'll wear em' to the fic, solesista's! We won't cuss, or hit'cha! But we wanna be straight when we wanna be cute--till the end of the book!" Shippou sang. "Fluffy got it goin' on, alota stuff roled into this song! Cause all of you would sit and comb it, for hours just to enjoy it!" He wagged his own tail and it sparkled with fluffiness. "Cause their long, and they're strong, and we're gonna have a fic showdown!"
"What does that mean?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Shut up!" Shippou shouted. Then he stood in front of Kagome, Sango, and a bunch of fangirls. "So, Sessy!"
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Sessy!"
"WHAT?!"
"Do you wanna impress the ladies?"
"I guess..."
"Then turn around! Stick it out!" Sesshomaru did that and all of the fan girls watching swooned and screamed.
Shippou jumped on top of Inu Yasha's head, "Even hanyo's gotta shout! Sessy got back!" Inu Yasha made a grab for Shippou but Shippou jumped into the tree branch above.
"Yeah, Baby!" Shippou sang. He lay in a comfortable postion on the branch wagging his tail. "When it comes to my provision, tailless hanyo's got nothing on me!" Inu Yasha growled up at him.
Rin started to sing, "So a Ranma rolls a Honda? Sayn' writers corresponda, but Ranma ain't got a tail in the back a' his Honda! My Fluffy- sama-don't-want-none-unless-you've-got-tail-hon!"
"You can do fast wags and helicopter!" Shippou sang. "But please don't lose that tail! Some people wanna be so simple, and say that tail ain't gold, so they toss it and leave it, and fangirls come to retrieve it. So hanyo's say it's fat, well we ain't down wit dat! Cause our faces' kawaii and our tails are kickn'! And we're thinkn' about stickn', all of the jealous hanyos-on a big boat gonna be afloat till it hits the Bermuda Triangle!
The knuckle-head-hanyo trying to diss, cause our tails are on your list, he had ears but he chose to hide em', fangirls chose to worship the tailem'!"
"Tailsem'?" Sesshomaru said.
"Shh!" Shippou said.
"I like this song." Sesshomaru said with a slight smile.
"S ladies if the tail is fluffy, amd you wanna good fic written down, dial 1-900-SESS-A-LOT and branch them nasty thoughts! Fluffy got back!" There was a bunch of dancing. Shippou was a great breakdancer.
"Kawaii are our faces but we got much tail!" Rin sang.
"Kawaii are our faces but we got much tail!" Shippou sang. He looked over at Inu Yasha, "Ugly is his face and he got no tail!"
Inu Yasha jumped up and kicked Shippou into a tree.
KER-ACK!
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MAN! What is it with him and trees!!!!
(BTW: This'll probably be the last songfic I write for this story. (That is unless you enjoy the songfics))
I don't own Inu Yasha, and I don't own the song, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix- A-Lot.
Chapter 4: Fluffy Got Tail!
Sango and Kagome walk on screen and stand staring at the people reading this. Shippou whispers from off screen, "Psst! Kagome!"
Kagome looks over at him. "Huh? Oh yeah!" she pulls out her script and reads over it one more time before putting it away. She cleared her throat and said, "Oh-my-god! Sango, look at his tail! It is SO big! Hah!" Shippou walks by swishing his tail provocatively.
"He looks like one of those fangirl's sexgods!" Sango said as Sesshomaru walked past, followed by Rin, whom was wearing a white feathery boa around her neck. "But you know, who understands those fangirls."
"They only talk to him because he's a total bishi!" Kagome said.
"I mean his tail!" Sango said. "I can't believe it's so fluffy, it's like out there I mean, hah! Wow!"
They looked over at the three whom had their backs turned to them with their tails wagging. Then Kagome said, "He's just so-hot!"
Shippou turned around with a microphone in his hand, "I like big tails and I cannot lie! You rabid fangirls can't deny, that when a kit walks in with a Kawaii-waii face and a fluffy thing in your face you get sprung!" he smiled at Kagome and Sango and wagged his tail. They both smiled and said at the same time, "Kawaii!" **^_^**
"Wanna pet that stuff cause you noticed that tail was fluffed." Close up of the beauty and glory that is Sesshomaru's tail. "Downy is the thing he's wearn', I'm hooked and I can't stop starn' oh Fluf-fy they wanna get wit'cha and take your pict'cha! Your home girls trying to war ye, but tail he gots is oh so fluffy!"
"'Gots' isn't a word." Sesshomaru said.
"Whatever," Shippou said. Rin twirls her boa in the air and starts to sing into her mike, "Ooh, combn' and fluffn', you say you wanna write his fics? We love Sessy, we love Sessy, cause he ain't that average bi-shi!"
"You see us primpn', and sometimes crimp'n, let-us pet, we've got it goin' like a turbo vet!"
"What does that have to do with tails?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know, but I don't know what else to replace that rhyme with." Shippou said.
"I'm tired of magazines," Sesshomaru said, "Saying cat tails all the thing."
Rin sang, "Take an average dog and a tail so wak, fluffiness it doesn't lack,"
Shippou went over to where the zombies were standing, "So fellas!"
"Yeah!" the zombies shouted.
"Fellas!"
"Yeah!"
"Does the bishi got the tail?" Shippou asked.
"Hell yeah!" Jakotsu shouted.
"Wag it!" Shippou said.
"Wag it!"
"Wag it!"
"Wag it!"
"Wag that healthy tail! Fluffy got tail!" the zombies shouted.
Some village guys are break dancing. Miroku is sitting and rapping the records on a turn table.
"I like em' round and big!" Rin sang. "And when I'm doin' this gig, I just can't help but stare-at the real tails! Now here's our ideal! I wanna take you home and oh! Brush it down! Oh! OH!"
"You ain't talkn' playgirl, cause this fic is rated PG!" Shippou sang. Everyone sweatdropped.
"I want em' real soft and fluffy, so find that hair kit, wanna make some hair nits, beggn' for a piece of those lock-ets!" Rin sang.
"So I'm lookn' at hanyos, stupid bimbo, real wanna-knows!" Shippou sang.
"Wanna know how to get it, to be so freakn' fluffy!"
"We'll wear em' to the fic, solesista's! We won't cuss, or hit'cha! But we wanna be straight when we wanna be cute--till the end of the book!" Shippou sang. "Fluffy got it goin' on, alota stuff roled into this song! Cause all of you would sit and comb it, for hours just to enjoy it!" He wagged his own tail and it sparkled with fluffiness. "Cause their long, and they're strong, and we're gonna have a fic showdown!"
"What does that mean?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Shut up!" Shippou shouted. Then he stood in front of Kagome, Sango, and a bunch of fangirls. "So, Sessy!"
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Sessy!"
"WHAT?!"
"Do you wanna impress the ladies?"
"I guess..."
"Then turn around! Stick it out!" Sesshomaru did that and all of the fan girls watching swooned and screamed.
Shippou jumped on top of Inu Yasha's head, "Even hanyo's gotta shout! Sessy got back!" Inu Yasha made a grab for Shippou but Shippou jumped into the tree branch above.
"Yeah, Baby!" Shippou sang. He lay in a comfortable postion on the branch wagging his tail. "When it comes to my provision, tailless hanyo's got nothing on me!" Inu Yasha growled up at him.
Rin started to sing, "So a Ranma rolls a Honda? Sayn' writers corresponda, but Ranma ain't got a tail in the back a' his Honda! My Fluffy- sama-don't-want-none-unless-you've-got-tail-hon!"
"You can do fast wags and helicopter!" Shippou sang. "But please don't lose that tail! Some people wanna be so simple, and say that tail ain't gold, so they toss it and leave it, and fangirls come to retrieve it. So hanyo's say it's fat, well we ain't down wit dat! Cause our faces' kawaii and our tails are kickn'! And we're thinkn' about stickn', all of the jealous hanyos-on a big boat gonna be afloat till it hits the Bermuda Triangle!
The knuckle-head-hanyo trying to diss, cause our tails are on your list, he had ears but he chose to hide em', fangirls chose to worship the tailem'!"
"Tailsem'?" Sesshomaru said.
"Shh!" Shippou said.
"I like this song." Sesshomaru said with a slight smile.
"S ladies if the tail is fluffy, amd you wanna good fic written down, dial 1-900-SESS-A-LOT and branch them nasty thoughts! Fluffy got back!" There was a bunch of dancing. Shippou was a great breakdancer.
"Kawaii are our faces but we got much tail!" Rin sang.
"Kawaii are our faces but we got much tail!" Shippou sang. He looked over at Inu Yasha, "Ugly is his face and he got no tail!"
Inu Yasha jumped up and kicked Shippou into a tree.
KER-ACK!
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MAN! What is it with him and trees!!!!