Hi! It's me Shippou! I know that the title "Shippou's Revenge" was coined
by Scorpiogal, but I got full permission from the lady herself. Now it's
time for me to get even with a certain Lameo hanyo!
Chapter 5: Shippou's Revenge-The Trilogy!
Inu Yasha sat in the tree a few feet away from the well, Kagome climbed out and Miroku and Sango came to greet her. Inu Yasha was about to jump down and tell her she was late, when Shippou's hoobie appeared in front of his face. He sat staring at it as Shippou hung from the branch above. He started to swing the seashell back and forth and Inu Yasha did nothing but sit and watch.
"Relax," Shippou said in a hypnotically soothing voice. "Goooo toooo sleeeeeep..yoooou muuusst sleeeep....cloooose yooouurr eeeeyyess.."
Inu Yasha leaned back against the tree and fell into trance. Shippou put the hoobie in his kimono and spoke to him. "Inu Yasha? Can you hear me? If you hear me, nod."
Inu Yasha nodded.
"Alright, then, listen carefully." Shippou said. He smiled evilly and said. "You are a world famous dancer from Chip & Dales. There is no woman who doesn't want you and you know it. You, the sexiest man with the most sex appeal is about to give your greatest performance yet-the full Monty. And I your manager shall give you the assignment. Understand?"
Inu Yasha nodded and licked his lips.
Shippou jumped onto the branch smiling. "Okay, are you ready? Now when I snap my fingers, you'll wake up." He snapped his fingers.
Inu Yasha blinked awake. He jumped onto the ground and Shippou followed. "Well," Inu Yasha asked in a strange voice. "Just name the place and the time, I'm ready!" he said with an interesting smile.
"Where's Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked. "I haven't seen him since I got back."
"Dunno," Sango said. "Probably sleeping or something."
Suddenly Inu Yasha walked onto a clear patch of dirt and stood there with his hands on his hips and a cool smile.
"There he is!" Miroku pointed and the three of them turned to look at him. Inu Yasha turned his head to look at Shippou. The kitsune sat on a nearby rock and gave him a thumbs up. Inu Yasha nodded and turned to face the passerby villagers.
"May I have your attention, please!" he shouted. Some people stopped to look at him or looked at him as they walked by. Kagome, Miroku and Sango walked over. Inu Yasha did a pose that said, 'I'm a sex symbol and you want me!'
"Get ready, ladies and germs! For one night only, I'm going for the FULL MONTY!" He shook his hips in a forward motion and said. "Honk if you see anything you like!" and he wiggled his tongue at them.
"WAH?!" Kagome gaped.
"What's 'the full Monty?'" Sango asked.
Kagome explained it to both of them.
"Oh!" Miroku said. The three of them looked at Inu Yasha and sweatdropped. Inu Yasha turned around. Shippou pulled Kagome's new CD player/stereo out from behind the rock and pushed play. The song "Hot in Herre" by Nelly started playing. Inu Yasha bounced his body a couple of times before turning around and doing his stripper dance. Some villagers were starting to stop and watch.
"What's he doing?!" Kagome said.
"He's going for the full Monty." Miroku sighed in irritation as Inu Yasha threw his jacket out into the crowd.
"I know that, but why?" Kagome said. She looked over at Shippou who was just sitting on the rock polishing his hoobie. He stopped to smile evilly up at Inu Yasha then continue with the cleaning. The three of them went over to Shippou. He looked up and saw a not pleased Kagome.
"Hi!" he said with a cute little smile.
"Shippou?" Kagome said in her 'explain now' voice.
"What?!" Shippou said.
"Did you hypnotize Inu Yasha, Shippou?" Miroku asked.
"I'm just getting even! What's wrong with that?" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha came over with his white shirt gone. "Excuse me?" he said to them. "Could you keep it down?"
"Sure!" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha went back to what he was doing. About the whole village was around him now.
"Shippou!" Kagome said.
"I'll bring him too when he's done!" Shippou said. "Look! He's almost done anyway!"
Inu Yasha tore off his pants and underneath he had this wrap, diaper, sumo thing as underwear (Watch Samuri Jack to know what I'm talking about.) He tossed the pants out into the crowd and a bunch of rabid fangirls caught it. He drew Tetsusaiga and put it infront of "himself."
He ripped off the underwear thing and held it in the air. There was a whole bunch of cheering.
"Oh, my god!" Kagome put her burning face in her hands. Inu Yasha tossed it at her. Then he danced around the tetsusaiga in a 360 and lifted it over his shoulder. The audience screamed with cheers and claps.
"Oookaaaayy..." Shippou held up his hand in a finger snapping position. "NOW!"
SNAP!
Inu Yasha blinked into consciousness and looked around. "Where am I? Wasn't I just in a tree?" then he looked upward in time to see gold coins and yen being thrown at him. "Wha'da hell!" he shouted.
Then he looked down. He stood there quietly for a few seconds. Then he looked up at Shippou with an expression that Sesshomaru would use when he was mad. Shippou gulped.
Inu Yasha casually walked over and sat next to the Kitsune. "Shippou."
"Yeah?"
"Did you hypnotize me again?" Inu Yasha asked.
"...." ;;;;
"Shippou?"
"Y-yes."
"Oh." Inu Yasha said. "That's what I though." He swung at Shippou, but the fox kid ducked and ran off into the woods screaming. Inu Yasha started to run after him but stopped in runner's stance. If he was going to chase after Shippou, he might as well get dressed first. He walked over to the crowd of people that had his coat. He held out his hand, "Coat, please." He said. They walked away.
So he went over to the people that had his shirt. "Shirt, please." He said. They walked away.
The group of fangirls were busy fighting over his pants. Inu Yasha walked away.
He went over to Kagome who had the underwear thing. He held out his hand, "Underwear, please." Kagome looked at the white cloth in her hands then blushed at Inu Yasha's perfect body.
"Kagome! Underwear, please!" he said impatiently. She held it out to him. He took it and put it on.
He started to walk off when he heard Kagome, "Inu Yasha!"
"What?" he turned around to look at her.
She smiled and winked at him. "Honk, honk!"
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What?! Don't look at me!!! It was a request!! ^^ Anyway, I'm not satisfied with this. I'm going to have to continue the humiliation on Dogboy.
Chapter 5: Shippou's Revenge-The Trilogy!
Inu Yasha sat in the tree a few feet away from the well, Kagome climbed out and Miroku and Sango came to greet her. Inu Yasha was about to jump down and tell her she was late, when Shippou's hoobie appeared in front of his face. He sat staring at it as Shippou hung from the branch above. He started to swing the seashell back and forth and Inu Yasha did nothing but sit and watch.
"Relax," Shippou said in a hypnotically soothing voice. "Goooo toooo sleeeeeep..yoooou muuusst sleeeep....cloooose yooouurr eeeeyyess.."
Inu Yasha leaned back against the tree and fell into trance. Shippou put the hoobie in his kimono and spoke to him. "Inu Yasha? Can you hear me? If you hear me, nod."
Inu Yasha nodded.
"Alright, then, listen carefully." Shippou said. He smiled evilly and said. "You are a world famous dancer from Chip & Dales. There is no woman who doesn't want you and you know it. You, the sexiest man with the most sex appeal is about to give your greatest performance yet-the full Monty. And I your manager shall give you the assignment. Understand?"
Inu Yasha nodded and licked his lips.
Shippou jumped onto the branch smiling. "Okay, are you ready? Now when I snap my fingers, you'll wake up." He snapped his fingers.
Inu Yasha blinked awake. He jumped onto the ground and Shippou followed. "Well," Inu Yasha asked in a strange voice. "Just name the place and the time, I'm ready!" he said with an interesting smile.
"Where's Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked. "I haven't seen him since I got back."
"Dunno," Sango said. "Probably sleeping or something."
Suddenly Inu Yasha walked onto a clear patch of dirt and stood there with his hands on his hips and a cool smile.
"There he is!" Miroku pointed and the three of them turned to look at him. Inu Yasha turned his head to look at Shippou. The kitsune sat on a nearby rock and gave him a thumbs up. Inu Yasha nodded and turned to face the passerby villagers.
"May I have your attention, please!" he shouted. Some people stopped to look at him or looked at him as they walked by. Kagome, Miroku and Sango walked over. Inu Yasha did a pose that said, 'I'm a sex symbol and you want me!'
"Get ready, ladies and germs! For one night only, I'm going for the FULL MONTY!" He shook his hips in a forward motion and said. "Honk if you see anything you like!" and he wiggled his tongue at them.
"WAH?!" Kagome gaped.
"What's 'the full Monty?'" Sango asked.
Kagome explained it to both of them.
"Oh!" Miroku said. The three of them looked at Inu Yasha and sweatdropped. Inu Yasha turned around. Shippou pulled Kagome's new CD player/stereo out from behind the rock and pushed play. The song "Hot in Herre" by Nelly started playing. Inu Yasha bounced his body a couple of times before turning around and doing his stripper dance. Some villagers were starting to stop and watch.
"What's he doing?!" Kagome said.
"He's going for the full Monty." Miroku sighed in irritation as Inu Yasha threw his jacket out into the crowd.
"I know that, but why?" Kagome said. She looked over at Shippou who was just sitting on the rock polishing his hoobie. He stopped to smile evilly up at Inu Yasha then continue with the cleaning. The three of them went over to Shippou. He looked up and saw a not pleased Kagome.
"Hi!" he said with a cute little smile.
"Shippou?" Kagome said in her 'explain now' voice.
"What?!" Shippou said.
"Did you hypnotize Inu Yasha, Shippou?" Miroku asked.
"I'm just getting even! What's wrong with that?" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha came over with his white shirt gone. "Excuse me?" he said to them. "Could you keep it down?"
"Sure!" Shippou said.
Inu Yasha went back to what he was doing. About the whole village was around him now.
"Shippou!" Kagome said.
"I'll bring him too when he's done!" Shippou said. "Look! He's almost done anyway!"
Inu Yasha tore off his pants and underneath he had this wrap, diaper, sumo thing as underwear (Watch Samuri Jack to know what I'm talking about.) He tossed the pants out into the crowd and a bunch of rabid fangirls caught it. He drew Tetsusaiga and put it infront of "himself."
He ripped off the underwear thing and held it in the air. There was a whole bunch of cheering.
"Oh, my god!" Kagome put her burning face in her hands. Inu Yasha tossed it at her. Then he danced around the tetsusaiga in a 360 and lifted it over his shoulder. The audience screamed with cheers and claps.
"Oookaaaayy..." Shippou held up his hand in a finger snapping position. "NOW!"
SNAP!
Inu Yasha blinked into consciousness and looked around. "Where am I? Wasn't I just in a tree?" then he looked upward in time to see gold coins and yen being thrown at him. "Wha'da hell!" he shouted.
Then he looked down. He stood there quietly for a few seconds. Then he looked up at Shippou with an expression that Sesshomaru would use when he was mad. Shippou gulped.
Inu Yasha casually walked over and sat next to the Kitsune. "Shippou."
"Yeah?"
"Did you hypnotize me again?" Inu Yasha asked.
"...." ;;;;
"Shippou?"
"Y-yes."
"Oh." Inu Yasha said. "That's what I though." He swung at Shippou, but the fox kid ducked and ran off into the woods screaming. Inu Yasha started to run after him but stopped in runner's stance. If he was going to chase after Shippou, he might as well get dressed first. He walked over to the crowd of people that had his coat. He held out his hand, "Coat, please." He said. They walked away.
So he went over to the people that had his shirt. "Shirt, please." He said. They walked away.
The group of fangirls were busy fighting over his pants. Inu Yasha walked away.
He went over to Kagome who had the underwear thing. He held out his hand, "Underwear, please." Kagome looked at the white cloth in her hands then blushed at Inu Yasha's perfect body.
"Kagome! Underwear, please!" he said impatiently. She held it out to him. He took it and put it on.
He started to walk off when he heard Kagome, "Inu Yasha!"
"What?" he turned around to look at her.
She smiled and winked at him. "Honk, honk!"
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What?! Don't look at me!!! It was a request!! ^^ Anyway, I'm not satisfied with this. I'm going to have to continue the humiliation on Dogboy.