Yes! Shippou the great is back! Feel my author powers! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I had chocolate) ZING!
Chapter 8: Shippou's Hidden Talent
"I am full!" Sango sat back and started petting Kirara.
"Lovely meal, Kagome. You truly are a master chef!" Miroku said setting his bowel down.
"It's just instant ramen, guys!" Kagome said blushing.
For some strange reason, Inu Yasha and Shippou were still eating. And Inu Yasha's usually the first one done.
Miroku stood up. "I think I'm going to go take a walk; burn off dinner."
"Me too." Sango got up and followed him which seemed a little bit out of character.
Kagome opened her math book and started doing homework. Shippou gasped for fresh air after eating non stop. Then realized he hadn't finished his soda. He picked it up with both hands and took a big sip. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve. *URP!*
Inu Yasha looked at Shippou out of the corner of his eye and Kagome looked up from her homework in shock. "Shippou! What do we say?"
"Excuse me, Kagome!" he said.
She went back to her homework, and Inu Yasha went back to eating. Shippou looked at his soda and got an idea. He took another sip. *URP! URP! URP!*
Kagome looked up at him and he said. "Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!"
When she resumed homeworking, Inu Yasha set his bowel down and sat in his regular serious sitting pose.
Shippou grinned and took a long sip. *URP! URP! URP! URP URP! URP! URP URP!* (Tune to row, row, row your boat) he went through the whole song. Inu Yasha glared at him as if he was trying to concentrate on something and Shippou was interrupting him. "Do you mind?"
Shippou started to say "Excuse me" for each burp then Inu Yasha said, "Keh! Shut it!"
Shippou covered his mouth with his hands. He poured the soda in through his fingers and said in his burping voice, *INU YASHA!* Inu Yasha frowned and closed his eyes. After a few more seconds, Shippou took another sip and said *BEAR MY CHILD!* he took another sip and said *INU YASHA! COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE AND PICK UP SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS ON THE WAY THERE!* A few veins started to pop on Inu Yasha's forehead.
You'd think that by now, Shippou would've had the sense to stop. The kitsune took another sip and said *NARAKU EATS POO!* Inu Yasha then burst out laughing. Shippou started laughing, then Inu Yasha stood up and kicked him into a tree.
Kagome looked up from her homework and gasped, "SIT!"
WHAM!
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Apparently Inu Yasha still hadn't learned his lesson about kicking adorable, innocent kitsunes into trees. So in the pause, Shippou tied Inu Yasha up and stuck him in a shed, where he would receive the worst punishment of his life!
"Worse then 'sit's?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Oh yes, much worse." Shippou said. He got out a record player and turned it to evil villan music. "BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! !"
Inu Yasha: -_- ;; "Have you been eating chocolate-?"
"SILENCE!" Shippou screamed. He got out Kagome's CD player and turned it on. A voice came on and said, "AND NOW, CELINE DION'S GREATEST HITS!!"
Inu Yasha: OO !! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !"
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Sorry, but I'm not a Celine Dion fan. I think she's a whinny singer and it was pretty cheap of her to get Destiny's Child as her opening act that one time. Goodbye chocolate, HELLOOOOO MARZIPAN!!!!
Chapter 8: Shippou's Hidden Talent
"I am full!" Sango sat back and started petting Kirara.
"Lovely meal, Kagome. You truly are a master chef!" Miroku said setting his bowel down.
"It's just instant ramen, guys!" Kagome said blushing.
For some strange reason, Inu Yasha and Shippou were still eating. And Inu Yasha's usually the first one done.
Miroku stood up. "I think I'm going to go take a walk; burn off dinner."
"Me too." Sango got up and followed him which seemed a little bit out of character.
Kagome opened her math book and started doing homework. Shippou gasped for fresh air after eating non stop. Then realized he hadn't finished his soda. He picked it up with both hands and took a big sip. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve. *URP!*
Inu Yasha looked at Shippou out of the corner of his eye and Kagome looked up from her homework in shock. "Shippou! What do we say?"
"Excuse me, Kagome!" he said.
She went back to her homework, and Inu Yasha went back to eating. Shippou looked at his soda and got an idea. He took another sip. *URP! URP! URP!*
Kagome looked up at him and he said. "Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!"
When she resumed homeworking, Inu Yasha set his bowel down and sat in his regular serious sitting pose.
Shippou grinned and took a long sip. *URP! URP! URP! URP URP! URP! URP URP!* (Tune to row, row, row your boat) he went through the whole song. Inu Yasha glared at him as if he was trying to concentrate on something and Shippou was interrupting him. "Do you mind?"
Shippou started to say "Excuse me" for each burp then Inu Yasha said, "Keh! Shut it!"
Shippou covered his mouth with his hands. He poured the soda in through his fingers and said in his burping voice, *INU YASHA!* Inu Yasha frowned and closed his eyes. After a few more seconds, Shippou took another sip and said *BEAR MY CHILD!* he took another sip and said *INU YASHA! COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE AND PICK UP SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS ON THE WAY THERE!* A few veins started to pop on Inu Yasha's forehead.
You'd think that by now, Shippou would've had the sense to stop. The kitsune took another sip and said *NARAKU EATS POO!* Inu Yasha then burst out laughing. Shippou started laughing, then Inu Yasha stood up and kicked him into a tree.
Kagome looked up from her homework and gasped, "SIT!"
WHAM!
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Apparently Inu Yasha still hadn't learned his lesson about kicking adorable, innocent kitsunes into trees. So in the pause, Shippou tied Inu Yasha up and stuck him in a shed, where he would receive the worst punishment of his life!
"Worse then 'sit's?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Oh yes, much worse." Shippou said. He got out a record player and turned it to evil villan music. "BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! !"
Inu Yasha: -_- ;; "Have you been eating chocolate-?"
"SILENCE!" Shippou screamed. He got out Kagome's CD player and turned it on. A voice came on and said, "AND NOW, CELINE DION'S GREATEST HITS!!"
Inu Yasha: OO !! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !"
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Sorry, but I'm not a Celine Dion fan. I think she's a whinny singer and it was pretty cheap of her to get Destiny's Child as her opening act that one time. Goodbye chocolate, HELLOOOOO MARZIPAN!!!!