A/n: *I'm back!* ~The few readers I have: OOH CRAP! SHE'S COME BACK!
RUN AND HIDE! RUN LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT! DON'T LET HER FIND US!
AGH!~
*Me: muahahaha.*
A/n 2: I want to thank the two people that reviewed my story, they were very helpful, I need more reviews like that! Review people! I will bring my story down from lack of enthusiasm or very severe criticism, and I will keep it up if I receive many fairly good reviews. Hopefully thanks to the reviews I received the story will be seeing some improvement over the next few chapters. Let's just cross our fingers! And as soon as I really develop the story of Ned it will get told. I promise it will get told when it is time.
Disclaimer: On chapter one..if you really need to see one I have one thing to say....go get a life.
(* *) = action ( ~ ~) = A characters thought
~Aragorn???? It couldn't be.he-no it was crazy. He just couldn't be...could he?~ "Uh excuse me sir," She began timidly, "but could you possibly tell me where I am?" "Certainly Lady. You are in the lands of Rohan. Who are you may I ask?" ~Lady? I'm barely a child~ Thought Ned, but she replied. "My Name Is n-Ned. What is your name?" She said stuttering a bit, and more than a little bit frightened now. "My Name is Lord Aragorn, Son of Arathorn." *Ned's jaw dropped.* ~So it was him! But how could he exist? How? It just wasn't right! Maybe this was a dream? Albeit a strange one, but it had to be a dream none the less.~ Ned thought. Not wanting to be rude she decided to go along with their little game, but found herself at a loss of words. She had nowhere to go to, no where to stay no food, she was basically a stranded peasant woman, and she didn't like it. That's when the mirror out of her bag slipped out and clanked to the ground. She was quick to pick it up before any of the fellowship paid any heed to it. But as she was picking it up she caught a glimpse of herself. ~Woa!~ she thought, ~I don't look like me! I look like......well I look like Arwen more than my 14 year old self!~
Now seriously frightened, Ned just sat down on the grass where she was standing not paying any heed to any of the fellowship. ~What was going on? What happened to her?~ She thought frantically. ~And how can I change it??! Well for now until I can answer some of the questions I have I'll just tag along with the fellowship for now. That is If they let me.~ As ned got up suddenly she didn't feel herself at a loss of words anymore. And she didn't feel shy at all, in fact she felt..........Hyper. *Ned marches up to Aragorn once again* with a polite accent.
Ned: Um, Lord Aragorn, I was wondering if I might be able to ask a favor of you. Sir.
Aragorn: Certainly my lady, what is it?
Ned: Since currently I am at a loss for a place to stay, company and food, might I be allowed to travel with you and your fellowship? I know of things to come, and can warn you of bad ideas and plans, and when attacks will come. Just please allow me to come along with you and your fellowship.
Aragorn: ((confused)) Um, very well, you may come along with us if that is what you wish. If you say you know of things to come then you know the danger you are putting yourself into am I correct? Also that brings me to another riddle. How do you know of things to come?
Ned: ((guiltily)) You see, I am not exactly from around here, and where I dwell there are many books about the great fellowship of the Ring, and frodo's quest with the Ring, and Aragorn's quest to regain the land which is rightfully his and-
*Ned stops talking abruptly, realizing how foolish she must sound to them*
Ned: ((in resignation)) I am a wizard. But my only power is to tell of the future.
Aragorn: ((brightly)) well then, not only will you not be in the way, you will be a great help to us on our quest, of course you may come along with us.
*Ned is so overjoyed she starts screaming Elendil! Elendil! And prancing around doing the frog dance, receiving many worried and funny looks from the fellowship.*
Aragorn: ((frustrated)) cut! I just can't work like this! Ned, that's my line girl! That's MY war call! Get your own!
Ned: gosh. S-O-R-R-Y. You don't have to get all upset over it Aragorn. Continue!
Aragorn: (aside to legolas) Is this what all future seers do?
Legolas: (aside to Aragorn) I'm just taking a wild guess here, but I'm guessing it's just her.
*Now Ned is running around playing bullfrog with no one in particular singing "Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was sooo alone!..." by avril lavigne gaining yet more suspicious looks from the fellowship*
Frodo: Do you think she's drunk? It happened to me one time at that-never mind, I'll shut up now.
Legolas: (with interest) Really now....you've been drunk?
Frodo: (with a nervousness, and you can see his eye twitching) Of course not! Never! Not me! I'm a good little hobbit! Legolas: U huh. I believe ya.not! Give me the details! Where? When? I can't believe our widdle fwodo's all gwon up and getting drunk! Congradulation! *Legolas claps frodo on the back so hard he falls over*
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes at the childishness of his companions and returns his attention to the lovely young guest he happens to be smitten with.* So Lady Ned, where exactly did you come from?
Ned: (with panic and nervousness, and attempting to change the subject) Why ask me that? I mean it's not important. I want to hear about Frodo getting drunk! That wasn't in the book-I mean in my visions.
Legolas: *nods* I agree! I wanna hear about widdle fwodo's experience.
Frodo: (blushing) I told you I didn't get drunk!
Ned and Aragorn and Legolas together: U huh! We believe ya.
A/n: I hope this one was better than the first. r/r and tell me what ya think! I know exactly what you're going to say! That my story is wonderful and humorous and Ned is enchanting and belongs with Aragorn! They are destined to be together! Reviewers: Not exactly. Me: (seeming to grow to the ceiling, like Gandalf did in the movie) What do you mean "Not exactly"?" Reviewers: *scamper away crying* Me: gosh darn it, I have to stop scaring my reviewers away!
*Me: muahahaha.*
A/n 2: I want to thank the two people that reviewed my story, they were very helpful, I need more reviews like that! Review people! I will bring my story down from lack of enthusiasm or very severe criticism, and I will keep it up if I receive many fairly good reviews. Hopefully thanks to the reviews I received the story will be seeing some improvement over the next few chapters. Let's just cross our fingers! And as soon as I really develop the story of Ned it will get told. I promise it will get told when it is time.
Disclaimer: On chapter one..if you really need to see one I have one thing to say....go get a life.
(* *) = action ( ~ ~) = A characters thought
~Aragorn???? It couldn't be.he-no it was crazy. He just couldn't be...could he?~ "Uh excuse me sir," She began timidly, "but could you possibly tell me where I am?" "Certainly Lady. You are in the lands of Rohan. Who are you may I ask?" ~Lady? I'm barely a child~ Thought Ned, but she replied. "My Name Is n-Ned. What is your name?" She said stuttering a bit, and more than a little bit frightened now. "My Name is Lord Aragorn, Son of Arathorn." *Ned's jaw dropped.* ~So it was him! But how could he exist? How? It just wasn't right! Maybe this was a dream? Albeit a strange one, but it had to be a dream none the less.~ Ned thought. Not wanting to be rude she decided to go along with their little game, but found herself at a loss of words. She had nowhere to go to, no where to stay no food, she was basically a stranded peasant woman, and she didn't like it. That's when the mirror out of her bag slipped out and clanked to the ground. She was quick to pick it up before any of the fellowship paid any heed to it. But as she was picking it up she caught a glimpse of herself. ~Woa!~ she thought, ~I don't look like me! I look like......well I look like Arwen more than my 14 year old self!~
Now seriously frightened, Ned just sat down on the grass where she was standing not paying any heed to any of the fellowship. ~What was going on? What happened to her?~ She thought frantically. ~And how can I change it??! Well for now until I can answer some of the questions I have I'll just tag along with the fellowship for now. That is If they let me.~ As ned got up suddenly she didn't feel herself at a loss of words anymore. And she didn't feel shy at all, in fact she felt..........Hyper. *Ned marches up to Aragorn once again* with a polite accent.
Ned: Um, Lord Aragorn, I was wondering if I might be able to ask a favor of you. Sir.
Aragorn: Certainly my lady, what is it?
Ned: Since currently I am at a loss for a place to stay, company and food, might I be allowed to travel with you and your fellowship? I know of things to come, and can warn you of bad ideas and plans, and when attacks will come. Just please allow me to come along with you and your fellowship.
Aragorn: ((confused)) Um, very well, you may come along with us if that is what you wish. If you say you know of things to come then you know the danger you are putting yourself into am I correct? Also that brings me to another riddle. How do you know of things to come?
Ned: ((guiltily)) You see, I am not exactly from around here, and where I dwell there are many books about the great fellowship of the Ring, and frodo's quest with the Ring, and Aragorn's quest to regain the land which is rightfully his and-
*Ned stops talking abruptly, realizing how foolish she must sound to them*
Ned: ((in resignation)) I am a wizard. But my only power is to tell of the future.
Aragorn: ((brightly)) well then, not only will you not be in the way, you will be a great help to us on our quest, of course you may come along with us.
*Ned is so overjoyed she starts screaming Elendil! Elendil! And prancing around doing the frog dance, receiving many worried and funny looks from the fellowship.*
Aragorn: ((frustrated)) cut! I just can't work like this! Ned, that's my line girl! That's MY war call! Get your own!
Ned: gosh. S-O-R-R-Y. You don't have to get all upset over it Aragorn. Continue!
Aragorn: (aside to legolas) Is this what all future seers do?
Legolas: (aside to Aragorn) I'm just taking a wild guess here, but I'm guessing it's just her.
*Now Ned is running around playing bullfrog with no one in particular singing "Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared I was sooo alone!..." by avril lavigne gaining yet more suspicious looks from the fellowship*
Frodo: Do you think she's drunk? It happened to me one time at that-never mind, I'll shut up now.
Legolas: (with interest) Really now....you've been drunk?
Frodo: (with a nervousness, and you can see his eye twitching) Of course not! Never! Not me! I'm a good little hobbit! Legolas: U huh. I believe ya.not! Give me the details! Where? When? I can't believe our widdle fwodo's all gwon up and getting drunk! Congradulation! *Legolas claps frodo on the back so hard he falls over*
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes at the childishness of his companions and returns his attention to the lovely young guest he happens to be smitten with.* So Lady Ned, where exactly did you come from?
Ned: (with panic and nervousness, and attempting to change the subject) Why ask me that? I mean it's not important. I want to hear about Frodo getting drunk! That wasn't in the book-I mean in my visions.
Legolas: *nods* I agree! I wanna hear about widdle fwodo's experience.
Frodo: (blushing) I told you I didn't get drunk!
Ned and Aragorn and Legolas together: U huh! We believe ya.
A/n: I hope this one was better than the first. r/r and tell me what ya think! I know exactly what you're going to say! That my story is wonderful and humorous and Ned is enchanting and belongs with Aragorn! They are destined to be together! Reviewers: Not exactly. Me: (seeming to grow to the ceiling, like Gandalf did in the movie) What do you mean "Not exactly"?" Reviewers: *scamper away crying* Me: gosh darn it, I have to stop scaring my reviewers away!