Prologue
"I'm bored." Pippin Took, god of mischief, yawned.
"Would you shut up and go away?" Gimli, god of iron and metals and forging of weapons snapped. He looked up at the slightly taller god. "Go find someone else to amuse your self with. How about that winged messenger of Elrond the god of Lightning and Thunder? Bill" (everybody remember Bill the pony? Who was a great friend of Sam?)
"God he's just as boring as. everyone else." Pippin whined. Then his eyes diverted and he stared upon something at Gimli's feet "Look! There is a piece of True Silver!"
Gimli picked it up and looked at it, but it was snatched off his hand by the mischievous god. "I found it. So I get to keep it."
Gimli tried to snatch it back, but his height was a MAJOR disadvantage to him. "Hey!"
Meanwhile the mischievous Pippin had just found the best way to break free from boredom. "I would let you have it on one condition."
"What?"
"You sculpt it into anything I want." Pippin sniggered, "and in this case I want."
So the poor son of Gloin was set to work making the most troublesome thing. I mean creature ever.
Just then the three most beautiful goddesses walked past, and saw the just finished Legolas emerge from Gimli's place, and at once lunged for him.
They found him carrying a piece of paper. "I am dedicated to the fairest."
Rei, the Goddess of Wisdom (come on, who are we kidding?), grabbed Legolas's left arm and pulled. "I WANT him!" She shouted, sounding like an idiot.
Alexa, the Goddess of Marriage, and birth (snigger) and the almighty queen grabbed Legolas's right arm and pulled him. "Hey! I saw him FIRST!"
Olly, the Goddess of love and beauty (rotflmao) grabbed Legolas around the waist and bear hugged him. "Back off guys! He's MINE!"
For a moment lightning sparks flew between the eyes of all three goddesses, then all of them forgot Legolas and was in a pile cat fighting.
Just as things were getting (very) out of control, the great and mighty Elrond, God of Thunder (voice) and Lightning (temper) appeared. "WHAT IS THIS FOLLY?" he boomed.
(We give one minute of silence of all the glasses that shattered that day due to the sound of booming *count 60 sec*)
All 3 pairs of eyes looked up, uh, excuse me, all 5 eyes looked up. For apparently, Alexa is missing an eye, and is desperately trying to get it from underneath Rei's hand which seemed to be out of joint, and Olly was busy applying extra facial cream on her very ugly scratches on her face.
"Who did this and who the heck is HE?" Elrond frowned. He was getting quite sick of the faces of the three most *beautiful* goddesses on Mt Olympendell. He was really having second thoughts on this statement.
"He's MINE!" All three *beautiful* goddess shouted and lunged for Legolas. To their surprise Legolas got out of their way.
"Hello Lord Elrond." Elrond's face calmed down and was instantly grinning like an idiot.
"Yes."
"Legolas." Legolas replied. "Do you think my hair is ok?" he touched his quicksilver like blond hair.
All the *beautiful* goddesses fainted in that moment.
"It's fine Legolas." Elrond was still grinning like an idiot.
"Do you think this scent is.nice?"
All three *beautiful* goddesses are now withering on the ground with hearts for their eyes.
"It's great Legolas." Elrond was *still* grinning like an idiot.
"Do you think I lack anything to become. perfect?"
"A girlfriend." Elrond suddenly snapped back to the god of thunder voice and lightning temper. "Definitely a girlfriend."
"ME!" all three *beautiful* goddesses jumped up and stood (or tried to stand) as beautifully as possible.
Legolas grabbed Rei's hand and pulled her up beside him and looked into the lake in Mt Olympendell. "Like this?"
All three other gods and goddesses looked at the (very unlikely) couple. " .Nah."
"What about this?" Legolas grabbed Alexa beside him.
"No!" Elrond said. "That's my wife you're taking." Alexa puked.
"How about this?" Legolas grabbed Olly.
".Nah."
Suddenly two pearly tears fell from Legolas's eyes. "Oh I am doomed." He threw his hands up into the air and thus pushing Olly into the lake by accident. "I shall never become the perfect male!"
"Child," Elrond took Legolas's hands and said, "there is one you could ask to find out."
"Who?"
"In the land of Trondor. There lives a very. um. 'charming' I might say prince called Aragorn, he could probably give you the answer."
"Aragorn of Trondor, Here I come!" Legolas said and grabbed Bill the winged messenger of Elrond to fly down to the land of Trondor.
The three Goddesses froze for a moment, then all rushed back to restore themselves to their true beauty. And went down to follow Bill the winged messenger of Elrond the Thunder voice and lightning temper who carried Legolas, the golden one.
EN Notes: ok, if the font stuffs up, tell me.
I must mention a special thanks to Nova-Mist who beta-read this fiction for me.
Also, my friends who are mentioned in this fiction, if any of you are reading. please don't kill me, I DID ask your permission before putting you in here.
Anyway, PLEASE review. especially if you are in this fiction.
"I'm bored." Pippin Took, god of mischief, yawned.
"Would you shut up and go away?" Gimli, god of iron and metals and forging of weapons snapped. He looked up at the slightly taller god. "Go find someone else to amuse your self with. How about that winged messenger of Elrond the god of Lightning and Thunder? Bill" (everybody remember Bill the pony? Who was a great friend of Sam?)
"God he's just as boring as. everyone else." Pippin whined. Then his eyes diverted and he stared upon something at Gimli's feet "Look! There is a piece of True Silver!"
Gimli picked it up and looked at it, but it was snatched off his hand by the mischievous god. "I found it. So I get to keep it."
Gimli tried to snatch it back, but his height was a MAJOR disadvantage to him. "Hey!"
Meanwhile the mischievous Pippin had just found the best way to break free from boredom. "I would let you have it on one condition."
"What?"
"You sculpt it into anything I want." Pippin sniggered, "and in this case I want."
So the poor son of Gloin was set to work making the most troublesome thing. I mean creature ever.
Just then the three most beautiful goddesses walked past, and saw the just finished Legolas emerge from Gimli's place, and at once lunged for him.
They found him carrying a piece of paper. "I am dedicated to the fairest."
Rei, the Goddess of Wisdom (come on, who are we kidding?), grabbed Legolas's left arm and pulled. "I WANT him!" She shouted, sounding like an idiot.
Alexa, the Goddess of Marriage, and birth (snigger) and the almighty queen grabbed Legolas's right arm and pulled him. "Hey! I saw him FIRST!"
Olly, the Goddess of love and beauty (rotflmao) grabbed Legolas around the waist and bear hugged him. "Back off guys! He's MINE!"
For a moment lightning sparks flew between the eyes of all three goddesses, then all of them forgot Legolas and was in a pile cat fighting.
Just as things were getting (very) out of control, the great and mighty Elrond, God of Thunder (voice) and Lightning (temper) appeared. "WHAT IS THIS FOLLY?" he boomed.
(We give one minute of silence of all the glasses that shattered that day due to the sound of booming *count 60 sec*)
All 3 pairs of eyes looked up, uh, excuse me, all 5 eyes looked up. For apparently, Alexa is missing an eye, and is desperately trying to get it from underneath Rei's hand which seemed to be out of joint, and Olly was busy applying extra facial cream on her very ugly scratches on her face.
"Who did this and who the heck is HE?" Elrond frowned. He was getting quite sick of the faces of the three most *beautiful* goddesses on Mt Olympendell. He was really having second thoughts on this statement.
"He's MINE!" All three *beautiful* goddess shouted and lunged for Legolas. To their surprise Legolas got out of their way.
"Hello Lord Elrond." Elrond's face calmed down and was instantly grinning like an idiot.
"Yes."
"Legolas." Legolas replied. "Do you think my hair is ok?" he touched his quicksilver like blond hair.
All the *beautiful* goddesses fainted in that moment.
"It's fine Legolas." Elrond was still grinning like an idiot.
"Do you think this scent is.nice?"
All three *beautiful* goddesses are now withering on the ground with hearts for their eyes.
"It's great Legolas." Elrond was *still* grinning like an idiot.
"Do you think I lack anything to become. perfect?"
"A girlfriend." Elrond suddenly snapped back to the god of thunder voice and lightning temper. "Definitely a girlfriend."
"ME!" all three *beautiful* goddesses jumped up and stood (or tried to stand) as beautifully as possible.
Legolas grabbed Rei's hand and pulled her up beside him and looked into the lake in Mt Olympendell. "Like this?"
All three other gods and goddesses looked at the (very unlikely) couple. " .Nah."
"What about this?" Legolas grabbed Alexa beside him.
"No!" Elrond said. "That's my wife you're taking." Alexa puked.
"How about this?" Legolas grabbed Olly.
".Nah."
Suddenly two pearly tears fell from Legolas's eyes. "Oh I am doomed." He threw his hands up into the air and thus pushing Olly into the lake by accident. "I shall never become the perfect male!"
"Child," Elrond took Legolas's hands and said, "there is one you could ask to find out."
"Who?"
"In the land of Trondor. There lives a very. um. 'charming' I might say prince called Aragorn, he could probably give you the answer."
"Aragorn of Trondor, Here I come!" Legolas said and grabbed Bill the winged messenger of Elrond to fly down to the land of Trondor.
The three Goddesses froze for a moment, then all rushed back to restore themselves to their true beauty. And went down to follow Bill the winged messenger of Elrond the Thunder voice and lightning temper who carried Legolas, the golden one.
EN Notes: ok, if the font stuffs up, tell me.
I must mention a special thanks to Nova-Mist who beta-read this fiction for me.
Also, my friends who are mentioned in this fiction, if any of you are reading. please don't kill me, I DID ask your permission before putting you in here.
Anyway, PLEASE review. especially if you are in this fiction.