A/n: Due to requests I will try to fill in more about Ned, and explain
about Frodo's "incident", but I'm not promising anything, I will try
though. Well on with the story! Reviewers: finally...
Disclaimer: Don't even go there...
~*Now we join Faramir and Eowyn in their Kindgom of Gondor and Rohan*~
Farmir: Eowyn?
Eowyn: ((slightly annoyed)) You've been saying my name for the past hour now! What is it that you want?
Farmir: Eowyn?
Eowyn: gr...it's hopeless! *leaves Farmir to go join Merry* ((who conveniently happens to be visiting at the time.))
Merry: Hullo Eowyn.
Eowyn: Hello master Meriadoc. How are things in the shire?
Merry: Things are normal. People stay in their hobbit holes and stare at people through their windows. It's really quite pleasant once you're used to it.
Eowyn: ((kind of disturbed, and a more than a little worried about Merry)) I see, normal..So what is it like when things aren't normal?
Merry: OH...well those are the times Gandalf comes along, and is disturbed of the peace.
Eowyn: Don't you mean he disturbs the peace?
Merry: yeah...that too.
Eowyn: ???..
Merry: I'm not making the best impression am I?
Eowyn: noooo....whatever gave you that idea? *mutters under her breath* Simpleton...
Merry: SO where's that brother of yours? The riddermark dude with the fake hair in his helmet *under breath* that happens to look VERY bad on him..*out loud again* what's his name again? Eomund? Eom..hey why are you walking away from me?!
~*back to the more interesting story of Aragorn, and the rest of the little people*~
Ned: ((prancing about happily)) LA la la! I'm part of the fellowship! I'm part of the fellowship! Nee ner nee ner nee ner! La la la la la la! Nee ner nee ner nee ner! I'm part of the fellowship!
Sam: Do ya hav to do that? Mr. Frodo needs his relaxation.
Aragorn: Don't interrupt the charming young beauty!
Ned: *sticks her tongue out* yeah, don't interrupt the charming young beauty! (off to the side) ~Wouldn't Arwen love this..haha. *snickers* Wait a minute! How did Frodo manage to get us off the subject of his little "accident"??!
Aragorn: (wisely) He did that little eye roll thing he does when he's possessed that scares everyone, and after that we sorta just left him alone. Besides Sam of course. (off the side to Ned) I think sam LIKES him!
Ned: NO way! Seriously? Can't be! *snickers* I've got blackmail now! Haha! Even if it isn't true, I can still use it as blackmail! OH SAM!!!!
Aragorn: (sad and annoyed) darn it! Why does he get the girl when I just said something embarrassing about him?!
~A couple minutes later~
Ned: Sooo..Aragorn who do you like?
Aragorn: (blushing and nervous) no one...really no one!...don't look at me like that! I'm not lying! I swear! I don't like anyone!!! What's with the third degree???
Ned: (confused) what was THAT all about?
Aragorn: I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!
Ned: *raises eyebrows* okay..
Aragorn: I don't like you!
Ned: *glare* Oh don't you now?
Aragorn: (nervously pulls at his collar* Is it just me or did it get cold in here?
Legolas and Frodo: It's just you!
Aragorn: FINE FINE FINE! You got me NED! I like you! NOW stop with the third degree! You know the whole time didn't you?
Ned: (confused) I did?
Aragorn: You didn't? ooh...I think I'll join Frodo and shut-up now. We mustn't talk around people.
Frodo: *nods*
Legolas and Ned: FRODO! That reminds us! We hav to torture him with pictures of rings until he tells us about his "accident"
Frodo: anything but that! NO PRETTY RINGS! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'LL TELL YOU!
Ned: *pats Frodo on the head* Good widdle hobbit. Now tell us this story. *mutters* Then I'll hav to hav a work with Mr. Tolkien about leaving the good stuff out...
Frodo: okay well there was this party at Farmir's and well, there was a table, and there was some nice tasting liquid. So I took a sip and got really happy! Like bunny and fluffly stuff happy! Then I took another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another..*goes on for about a half an hour*
Everyone else: Man Frodo how much did you drink?! Gosh. We never knew you had it in you! We're so proud of you! Our widdle fwodo is a man now! As for you sam..enough said. Anyway continue Frodo we get the picture.
Frodo: So anyone I took another sip and it was just really crazy and I was dancing and singing and being wild and then once the drink took hold of me...i did something very very bad...
Everyone else: (with interest) Go on...!
Frodo: I sat down and read a book!
Everyone else: ?? that's it?! That's your bad moment?
Frodo: (guiltily) To...SAM!
Sam: *trying to crawl away without being seen*
Aragorn: *grabs sam* Wait a minute? Sam you were drunk too??? And you didn't tell us?
Sam: No sir, Lord Aragorn, I was just tagging along to make sure Mr. Frodo was okay. Everyone else: SO?
Frodo: Well..then when I asked Faramir if I could hav another drink..*sob* he said "No Frodo, that's enough Orange Juice for you.."
Everyone else: ORANGE JUICE??? THAT WAS YOUR BIG DRINK???
Frodo: Yeah, I mean I did drink my usual 10 glasses of wine. But it's the orange juice that made me drunk..
Everyone else: Of course it couldn't possibly have been the wine..
Frodo: Of course not! Don't be ridiculous! I have wine everyday, and I'm just fine.
Everyone else: Well that sure explains a few things...Frodo dear, I think you need to cut off from the wine..
Aragorn: And I'm going to have a little word with Faramir..
Everyone else: Right! You go Aragorn! tell him it's not good to throw parties!
Aragorn: No, I'm going to ask him why he didn't invite me!!!
A/n: Hope ya like. I know it's a lil weird, what can I say it's my insane moment! Hehe. Just review already! And give me a break! I'm writing this at like midnight! Hehe. (that would explain the insaneness wouldn't it?)
Disclaimer: Don't even go there...
~*Now we join Faramir and Eowyn in their Kindgom of Gondor and Rohan*~
Farmir: Eowyn?
Eowyn: ((slightly annoyed)) You've been saying my name for the past hour now! What is it that you want?
Farmir: Eowyn?
Eowyn: gr...it's hopeless! *leaves Farmir to go join Merry* ((who conveniently happens to be visiting at the time.))
Merry: Hullo Eowyn.
Eowyn: Hello master Meriadoc. How are things in the shire?
Merry: Things are normal. People stay in their hobbit holes and stare at people through their windows. It's really quite pleasant once you're used to it.
Eowyn: ((kind of disturbed, and a more than a little worried about Merry)) I see, normal..So what is it like when things aren't normal?
Merry: OH...well those are the times Gandalf comes along, and is disturbed of the peace.
Eowyn: Don't you mean he disturbs the peace?
Merry: yeah...that too.
Eowyn: ???..
Merry: I'm not making the best impression am I?
Eowyn: noooo....whatever gave you that idea? *mutters under her breath* Simpleton...
Merry: SO where's that brother of yours? The riddermark dude with the fake hair in his helmet *under breath* that happens to look VERY bad on him..*out loud again* what's his name again? Eomund? Eom..hey why are you walking away from me?!
~*back to the more interesting story of Aragorn, and the rest of the little people*~
Ned: ((prancing about happily)) LA la la! I'm part of the fellowship! I'm part of the fellowship! Nee ner nee ner nee ner! La la la la la la! Nee ner nee ner nee ner! I'm part of the fellowship!
Sam: Do ya hav to do that? Mr. Frodo needs his relaxation.
Aragorn: Don't interrupt the charming young beauty!
Ned: *sticks her tongue out* yeah, don't interrupt the charming young beauty! (off to the side) ~Wouldn't Arwen love this..haha. *snickers* Wait a minute! How did Frodo manage to get us off the subject of his little "accident"??!
Aragorn: (wisely) He did that little eye roll thing he does when he's possessed that scares everyone, and after that we sorta just left him alone. Besides Sam of course. (off the side to Ned) I think sam LIKES him!
Ned: NO way! Seriously? Can't be! *snickers* I've got blackmail now! Haha! Even if it isn't true, I can still use it as blackmail! OH SAM!!!!
Aragorn: (sad and annoyed) darn it! Why does he get the girl when I just said something embarrassing about him?!
~A couple minutes later~
Ned: Sooo..Aragorn who do you like?
Aragorn: (blushing and nervous) no one...really no one!...don't look at me like that! I'm not lying! I swear! I don't like anyone!!! What's with the third degree???
Ned: (confused) what was THAT all about?
Aragorn: I DON'T LIKE ANYONE!
Ned: *raises eyebrows* okay..
Aragorn: I don't like you!
Ned: *glare* Oh don't you now?
Aragorn: (nervously pulls at his collar* Is it just me or did it get cold in here?
Legolas and Frodo: It's just you!
Aragorn: FINE FINE FINE! You got me NED! I like you! NOW stop with the third degree! You know the whole time didn't you?
Ned: (confused) I did?
Aragorn: You didn't? ooh...I think I'll join Frodo and shut-up now. We mustn't talk around people.
Frodo: *nods*
Legolas and Ned: FRODO! That reminds us! We hav to torture him with pictures of rings until he tells us about his "accident"
Frodo: anything but that! NO PRETTY RINGS! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'LL TELL YOU!
Ned: *pats Frodo on the head* Good widdle hobbit. Now tell us this story. *mutters* Then I'll hav to hav a work with Mr. Tolkien about leaving the good stuff out...
Frodo: okay well there was this party at Farmir's and well, there was a table, and there was some nice tasting liquid. So I took a sip and got really happy! Like bunny and fluffly stuff happy! Then I took another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another..*goes on for about a half an hour*
Everyone else: Man Frodo how much did you drink?! Gosh. We never knew you had it in you! We're so proud of you! Our widdle fwodo is a man now! As for you sam..enough said. Anyway continue Frodo we get the picture.
Frodo: So anyone I took another sip and it was just really crazy and I was dancing and singing and being wild and then once the drink took hold of me...i did something very very bad...
Everyone else: (with interest) Go on...!
Frodo: I sat down and read a book!
Everyone else: ?? that's it?! That's your bad moment?
Frodo: (guiltily) To...SAM!
Sam: *trying to crawl away without being seen*
Aragorn: *grabs sam* Wait a minute? Sam you were drunk too??? And you didn't tell us?
Sam: No sir, Lord Aragorn, I was just tagging along to make sure Mr. Frodo was okay. Everyone else: SO?
Frodo: Well..then when I asked Faramir if I could hav another drink..*sob* he said "No Frodo, that's enough Orange Juice for you.."
Everyone else: ORANGE JUICE??? THAT WAS YOUR BIG DRINK???
Frodo: Yeah, I mean I did drink my usual 10 glasses of wine. But it's the orange juice that made me drunk..
Everyone else: Of course it couldn't possibly have been the wine..
Frodo: Of course not! Don't be ridiculous! I have wine everyday, and I'm just fine.
Everyone else: Well that sure explains a few things...Frodo dear, I think you need to cut off from the wine..
Aragorn: And I'm going to have a little word with Faramir..
Everyone else: Right! You go Aragorn! tell him it's not good to throw parties!
Aragorn: No, I'm going to ask him why he didn't invite me!!!
A/n: Hope ya like. I know it's a lil weird, what can I say it's my insane moment! Hehe. Just review already! And give me a break! I'm writing this at like midnight! Hehe. (that would explain the insaneness wouldn't it?)