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Clamp plus Christmas equals Chaos.
By Miyamoto Yui
Part 2 – Who's been naughty or nice?
While the awesome four called Clamp bustled about in their humble abodes, they met up in their headquarters. Yes fans, that ultra-secret hideout that was super hush, hush.
It was the place where the fridge was always full, the tv always on, video games galore, and the radio with a million cds next to it.
The four chibis, in Santa hats, went about decorating as best as they could. Only, Apapa kept on saying, "But the color is off here, I think."
"They won't notice. They'll get drunk anyway," Nekoi answered as she patted Apapa while both of them were staring at the Merry Christmas sign above them.
"Anyone but Subaru-san. Please!" Igarashi sighed loudly. "He gets…rather…aggressive. And that's the way Seishirou-san likes him, but that started the uproar when Kamui got jealous. Then, Fuuma got mad and then the Miyuki-chan in Wonderland group totally indulged in it."
They looked at each other, shrugged, and made sure that they had enough sake…
Meanwhile, in many residences across Tokyo and wherever…
In the Kinamoto household…
"Clamp-san is having a party again this year!" Sakura squealed as she gave the note to her brother across the table.
Touya, the stoic who was always calm, looked at her as if she had grown another head.
"What? Li-kun will come and Tomoyo too. Yukito-san will love the food again," Sakura smile. "It'll be fun!"
"They're the devils. They'll try that game again."
"What game?" Sakura looked at her brother with confused eyes.
"The one where Ohkawa-san thought it was fun to switch Yue and Yukito on me." Touya pulled on his collar and cleared his throat nervously. "And we'll just leave it at that."
Blink, blink.
In Ashura's home…
"I want to go," he/she (we'll just stick with 'she' so that the author won't get too confused) said to Yasha.
Yasha, who was doing sword practice, looked at Ashura with a sweatdrop. "I don't understand why you love going to their parties. There's nothing but utter chaos."
"I'll feel just right at home!" She went up to Yasha and tugged on his sleeve. "Please?"
Sigh…
On Clamp Campus…
The blond beauty called Nokoru held the invitation in his hands. The perfect head of hair suddenly sprang some out-of-place hairs as he groaned.
Staring back at him was a small happy chibi from Ohkawa-san herself with a 'Hope to see you there, Nokoru-kun! Tee hee.'
"What is it?" Suoh asked as he stared out the window. But when he turned around to see what was in the kaichou's hands, he frowned.
Akira smiled and said, "So, should I start making a cake? We won't get out of it. We're a favorite of theirs. Besides, Utako will kill me if we don't go."
They all sighed in unison with their heads down.
The invitation for Duklyon?
The boys knew that Clamp would invite them and so they invited themselves to go to the Bahamas…
Blowing snow in some distant mountain range, the carrier handed the invitation to Shirohime herself. She smiled graciously as he left.
"Ah, Clamp-san…"
In Hinata's home…
"Ooh, I think I'll make a new dessert~" she began to sing as Asou-sensei took out a cigarette from his jacket pocket.
"Remember what happened last year?" Asou-sensei tried to reason knowing full well that once Hina got into one of her songs, she wouldn't stop.
"I think everyone's nice," Hinata answered as she put on her baking gloves.
"That's what you always say."
Hinata came over to him and put her hands on his shoulders. "You mean you won't go with me?"
"I didn't say that," Asou-sensei said as he blushed while looking at Hinata.
Happily, Hinata went back to baking.
"I can't leave you alone with those weirdos…" Asou-sensei commented under his breath.
She glanced back at him. "Hmm? What did you say, dear?"
"Nothing."
In some heaven or hell…
(Geez, Clamp just knows EVERYBODY, don't they???)
"Party?" Kohaku blinked his eyes while watering the garden.
"Let's go!" Koryuu shouted from the den.
The rest of the gang nodded their heads.
"It'll be great to get out of the house," the son of the devil answered.
Shuuichirou nodded his head shyly while looking at Kohaku.
Hisui smiled as Kokyou looked at S and K sighing. In annoyance he shouted, "Just do something already! Staring at each other gets annoying after a while."
Miyuki-chan's house…
She took the invitation to the living room and shifted her head from left to right. Then, she read it…
But it was too late…
The party goers were already quietly gathering beside her…
In a drug store…
"NO!!!!" Kudoh Kazahaya and Rikuoh Himura protested loudly as they looked at one another and at the special note in front of them.
"Need you to come because if you don't…well, there isn't an 'else', is there, boys?" Apapa had written in red on a corner.
In Hikaru's residence…
"Think we should go?" She sat on the couch watching tv. But then, she turned around and looked at Lantis with her arms crossed. "What do you think? Whatever is fine."
"Let's ask the others," Lantis answered with a smile. "Clef and Ascot didn't like being harassed. They were 'hugged-out' as you had put it simply."
Smiling, Eagle-eye came into the room and lifted up his hands. "What's there not to like?"
In Oujirou's residence…
While Oujirou and Misaki were practicing with Wizard and Hikaru, they were talking to one another.
"We've only been to one of them, Oujirou…" Misaki tilted her head at him.
"Do you _really_ want to go?" He kept his eyes on Wizard because he knew he'd give in once he looked at her.
She nodded her head.
Then, he looked at her and knew it was all over. "Okay, let's call everyone…"
In Hideki's apartment…
"Chii?" Chii looked at the invitation in her hands and pointed at it. "Nani?"
"Clamp's Christmas party invitation." Hideki said as he fixed up his room.
"Will it make Hideki happy if we go?"
Sumomo took the invite from Chii's hands and looked at it. Patting it, she gave her invisible stamp of approval and danced, "Let's go! Let's go!"
"As long as everyone wants to go, I'll be happy," Hideki smiled as he whistled.
"Then, let's go!" Chii laughed.
"Yea~!" Sumomo cheered.
While playing cards in Gingetsu's house, the cast of Clover kept their poker faces on.
(Or was that natural? * sighs * Dunno.)
"It's the invitation," Oruha said as she looked at in between her fingers.
"Why can't I be called on a mission?" Kazuhiko thought silently.
"Parties are fun…" Suu commented softly as she looked at her cards.
"Gingetsu, what do you think?" Lan nudged him with his elbow.
"If you tell me to." He smirked a bit.
Sitting on a kitchen counter…
Subaru and Kamui where leaning on each other's backs as they both opened their invitations at the same time.
Kamui pouted as Subaru looked around trying to check if Hokuto was around.
"I know you're frowning there, Kamui," Subaru sighed as he watched for any sign of Hokuto while putting the invite into his pocket.
"We're the poster boys of angst. We are THE favorites of Clamp-san. We're their trademarks!" Kamui fidgeted around.
"So we've been saying for years," Subaru sarcastically replied. "And X won't be done in a long, long while."
Looking at his watch, he saw the date. "Yup, we're way past 1999 now. I wonder how the fans stand it."
In a panic, Kamui suggested, "Let's say the invites were lost in the mail?"
"By express mail, Kamui?" Subaru cleared his throat.
"That's kind of dumb if we live in Tokyo."
"Goes to show how much they want us there."
Both sighed.
"What are you guys talking about?" Hokuto asked as she came into the kitchen while trying to get a glass of orange juice.
With slits for eyes, she poked Subaru on the nose. "Hand it over."
"Geh." Subaru sighed and gave the letter over.
"So, what do we go as this year? X or Tokyo Babylon?" Hokuto smiled happily. "I'll just surprise you because I'll get right to making our clothes."
"Whoa…" Seishirou commented as he lifted his hands while Hokuto patted his cheek softly with a smile. "Ohh…"
He chuckled while looking at Subaru. "Hope you try that sake again this year."
Subaru, still at age 25, lifted up his shirt and blushed like there was no tomorrow.
(AWWWWW….HOW CUTE~!!!)
Kamui eyed Seishirou as the latter smirked.
"Talking about the Christmas party?" Kotori said as she came from the door facing Kamui. "It'll be fun, Kamui."
She patted his cheeks. "Don't frown."
"But…" Kamui sighed again.
"Seems like we're going," Satsuki said as she came into the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. She sat on the dining room chair with her legs crossed.
"I promise that I won't trick you to go under a mistletoe this year, Ojou-san!" Sorata pleaded as he came into the kitchen also.
Everyone looked at him and he pulled on his cap embarrassed.
"So you've said for the past nine years," Arashi answered sharply as she sat by Satsuki.
Kamui darted his eyes at Subaru, who was still red-cheeked looking at Seishirou.
"So, who's going in what van this year?" Seishirou said as he lifted up his keys happily.
But what about Secret Chaser, Shade, Zyword, Hyper Run, Derayd, Clamp Gakuen Files, Shinshunka Den and Yumegari? Unfortunately, because they were too recent or had gone to Clamp's parties in the past, they were excused this one year…
They all sighed in relief…
To be continued…
--
Author's note: Dunno if I'll get this done for tomorrow, but please enjoy what I have today. ^_^ Sorry if I messed up on what animals were each Clamp because I'm doing this memory.
Clamp plus Christmas equals Chaos.
By Miyamoto Yui
Part 2 – Who's been naughty or nice?
While the awesome four called Clamp bustled about in their humble abodes, they met up in their headquarters. Yes fans, that ultra-secret hideout that was super hush, hush.
It was the place where the fridge was always full, the tv always on, video games galore, and the radio with a million cds next to it.
The four chibis, in Santa hats, went about decorating as best as they could. Only, Apapa kept on saying, "But the color is off here, I think."
"They won't notice. They'll get drunk anyway," Nekoi answered as she patted Apapa while both of them were staring at the Merry Christmas sign above them.
"Anyone but Subaru-san. Please!" Igarashi sighed loudly. "He gets…rather…aggressive. And that's the way Seishirou-san likes him, but that started the uproar when Kamui got jealous. Then, Fuuma got mad and then the Miyuki-chan in Wonderland group totally indulged in it."
They looked at each other, shrugged, and made sure that they had enough sake…
Meanwhile, in many residences across Tokyo and wherever…
In the Kinamoto household…
"Clamp-san is having a party again this year!" Sakura squealed as she gave the note to her brother across the table.
Touya, the stoic who was always calm, looked at her as if she had grown another head.
"What? Li-kun will come and Tomoyo too. Yukito-san will love the food again," Sakura smile. "It'll be fun!"
"They're the devils. They'll try that game again."
"What game?" Sakura looked at her brother with confused eyes.
"The one where Ohkawa-san thought it was fun to switch Yue and Yukito on me." Touya pulled on his collar and cleared his throat nervously. "And we'll just leave it at that."
Blink, blink.
In Ashura's home…
"I want to go," he/she (we'll just stick with 'she' so that the author won't get too confused) said to Yasha.
Yasha, who was doing sword practice, looked at Ashura with a sweatdrop. "I don't understand why you love going to their parties. There's nothing but utter chaos."
"I'll feel just right at home!" She went up to Yasha and tugged on his sleeve. "Please?"
Sigh…
On Clamp Campus…
The blond beauty called Nokoru held the invitation in his hands. The perfect head of hair suddenly sprang some out-of-place hairs as he groaned.
Staring back at him was a small happy chibi from Ohkawa-san herself with a 'Hope to see you there, Nokoru-kun! Tee hee.'
"What is it?" Suoh asked as he stared out the window. But when he turned around to see what was in the kaichou's hands, he frowned.
Akira smiled and said, "So, should I start making a cake? We won't get out of it. We're a favorite of theirs. Besides, Utako will kill me if we don't go."
They all sighed in unison with their heads down.
The invitation for Duklyon?
The boys knew that Clamp would invite them and so they invited themselves to go to the Bahamas…
Blowing snow in some distant mountain range, the carrier handed the invitation to Shirohime herself. She smiled graciously as he left.
"Ah, Clamp-san…"
In Hinata's home…
"Ooh, I think I'll make a new dessert~" she began to sing as Asou-sensei took out a cigarette from his jacket pocket.
"Remember what happened last year?" Asou-sensei tried to reason knowing full well that once Hina got into one of her songs, she wouldn't stop.
"I think everyone's nice," Hinata answered as she put on her baking gloves.
"That's what you always say."
Hinata came over to him and put her hands on his shoulders. "You mean you won't go with me?"
"I didn't say that," Asou-sensei said as he blushed while looking at Hinata.
Happily, Hinata went back to baking.
"I can't leave you alone with those weirdos…" Asou-sensei commented under his breath.
She glanced back at him. "Hmm? What did you say, dear?"
"Nothing."
In some heaven or hell…
(Geez, Clamp just knows EVERYBODY, don't they???)
"Party?" Kohaku blinked his eyes while watering the garden.
"Let's go!" Koryuu shouted from the den.
The rest of the gang nodded their heads.
"It'll be great to get out of the house," the son of the devil answered.
Shuuichirou nodded his head shyly while looking at Kohaku.
Hisui smiled as Kokyou looked at S and K sighing. In annoyance he shouted, "Just do something already! Staring at each other gets annoying after a while."
Miyuki-chan's house…
She took the invitation to the living room and shifted her head from left to right. Then, she read it…
But it was too late…
The party goers were already quietly gathering beside her…
In a drug store…
"NO!!!!" Kudoh Kazahaya and Rikuoh Himura protested loudly as they looked at one another and at the special note in front of them.
"Need you to come because if you don't…well, there isn't an 'else', is there, boys?" Apapa had written in red on a corner.
In Hikaru's residence…
"Think we should go?" She sat on the couch watching tv. But then, she turned around and looked at Lantis with her arms crossed. "What do you think? Whatever is fine."
"Let's ask the others," Lantis answered with a smile. "Clef and Ascot didn't like being harassed. They were 'hugged-out' as you had put it simply."
Smiling, Eagle-eye came into the room and lifted up his hands. "What's there not to like?"
In Oujirou's residence…
While Oujirou and Misaki were practicing with Wizard and Hikaru, they were talking to one another.
"We've only been to one of them, Oujirou…" Misaki tilted her head at him.
"Do you _really_ want to go?" He kept his eyes on Wizard because he knew he'd give in once he looked at her.
She nodded her head.
Then, he looked at her and knew it was all over. "Okay, let's call everyone…"
In Hideki's apartment…
"Chii?" Chii looked at the invitation in her hands and pointed at it. "Nani?"
"Clamp's Christmas party invitation." Hideki said as he fixed up his room.
"Will it make Hideki happy if we go?"
Sumomo took the invite from Chii's hands and looked at it. Patting it, she gave her invisible stamp of approval and danced, "Let's go! Let's go!"
"As long as everyone wants to go, I'll be happy," Hideki smiled as he whistled.
"Then, let's go!" Chii laughed.
"Yea~!" Sumomo cheered.
While playing cards in Gingetsu's house, the cast of Clover kept their poker faces on.
(Or was that natural? * sighs * Dunno.)
"It's the invitation," Oruha said as she looked at in between her fingers.
"Why can't I be called on a mission?" Kazuhiko thought silently.
"Parties are fun…" Suu commented softly as she looked at her cards.
"Gingetsu, what do you think?" Lan nudged him with his elbow.
"If you tell me to." He smirked a bit.
Sitting on a kitchen counter…
Subaru and Kamui where leaning on each other's backs as they both opened their invitations at the same time.
Kamui pouted as Subaru looked around trying to check if Hokuto was around.
"I know you're frowning there, Kamui," Subaru sighed as he watched for any sign of Hokuto while putting the invite into his pocket.
"We're the poster boys of angst. We are THE favorites of Clamp-san. We're their trademarks!" Kamui fidgeted around.
"So we've been saying for years," Subaru sarcastically replied. "And X won't be done in a long, long while."
Looking at his watch, he saw the date. "Yup, we're way past 1999 now. I wonder how the fans stand it."
In a panic, Kamui suggested, "Let's say the invites were lost in the mail?"
"By express mail, Kamui?" Subaru cleared his throat.
"That's kind of dumb if we live in Tokyo."
"Goes to show how much they want us there."
Both sighed.
"What are you guys talking about?" Hokuto asked as she came into the kitchen while trying to get a glass of orange juice.
With slits for eyes, she poked Subaru on the nose. "Hand it over."
"Geh." Subaru sighed and gave the letter over.
"So, what do we go as this year? X or Tokyo Babylon?" Hokuto smiled happily. "I'll just surprise you because I'll get right to making our clothes."
"Whoa…" Seishirou commented as he lifted his hands while Hokuto patted his cheek softly with a smile. "Ohh…"
He chuckled while looking at Subaru. "Hope you try that sake again this year."
Subaru, still at age 25, lifted up his shirt and blushed like there was no tomorrow.
(AWWWWW….HOW CUTE~!!!)
Kamui eyed Seishirou as the latter smirked.
"Talking about the Christmas party?" Kotori said as she came from the door facing Kamui. "It'll be fun, Kamui."
She patted his cheeks. "Don't frown."
"But…" Kamui sighed again.
"Seems like we're going," Satsuki said as she came into the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. She sat on the dining room chair with her legs crossed.
"I promise that I won't trick you to go under a mistletoe this year, Ojou-san!" Sorata pleaded as he came into the kitchen also.
Everyone looked at him and he pulled on his cap embarrassed.
"So you've said for the past nine years," Arashi answered sharply as she sat by Satsuki.
Kamui darted his eyes at Subaru, who was still red-cheeked looking at Seishirou.
"So, who's going in what van this year?" Seishirou said as he lifted up his keys happily.
But what about Secret Chaser, Shade, Zyword, Hyper Run, Derayd, Clamp Gakuen Files, Shinshunka Den and Yumegari? Unfortunately, because they were too recent or had gone to Clamp's parties in the past, they were excused this one year…
They all sighed in relief…
To be continued…
--
Author's note: Dunno if I'll get this done for tomorrow, but please enjoy what I have today. ^_^ Sorry if I messed up on what animals were each Clamp because I'm doing this memory.