Disclaimer: All characters belong to Clamp.
(Note: All the actors names were used to keep their real names private. In the Clamp Universe, people's ages are frozen unless otherwise indicated. What we mean is, for example, Subaru who should be technically twenty-eight years old is only twenty-five here.
Just for your info, Clamp just observes their 'models' and uses their artistic license in order to make their stories. So, are things really fictional? You never know! Okee, that's what I've been told to say and they'll jump me if I say anymore! Promise you'll keep it a secret!)
Clamp plus Christmas equals Chaos!
By Miyamoto Yui
Part 3 – Who are these weirdos? Falalalala!
When the four little chibis were done, it was already Christmas Eve! They huffed and puffed as they sat randomly around their Christmas tree!
And what a beautiful h-I mean, super hideout they had! There were snowflake trimmings on the walls as well as random pieces of icicles all over the house. Since they couldn't put lighting outside to indicate where and who they were, they heavily decorated their fresh, pine tree.
They sweatdropped at the enormous size, yet it was so elegant at the same time. It was a gift from Shirohime who said that this year, "I should at least entertain anyone who comes near my home." She had come last year, but she felt the travel too far away from home, considering she wasn't a Tokyo native.
Huffing and puffing still, the four chibis (who were still wearing Santa hats) looked at one another. Then, they made a line to make each room was to their liking.
"Computer room, check. Bar, check. Videogame room, check. Dining room, check. Kitchen, check. Bedrooms, locked," they all mumbled at the same time. "Bathrooms, check."
Then, Apapa, still trying to hold her laughter while pointing at the bar, "Enough sake?"
The rest of the three grinned widely with their teeth shining.
Apapa laughed. "Oh, okay, because I brought more plum wine!"
They all giggled as they looked at the huge amounts of food they produced in two days along with decorating their whole hideout.
Now, it was time for the guests to come.
"Synchronize watches!" Ohkawa said as she pointed up her finger to the air.
"Hai!" Igarashi, Nekoi, and Apapa answered at the same time. "All synchronized!"
The cat Nekoi patted the bunny Ohkawa and whispered, "We've got _that_ room ready, right?"
"Hey," Igarashi rubbed her chin, "Did we invite the cast of Combination and Moryukuden?"
Apapa looked through her list while biting a pencil to make sure she had everyone. "Yeah, we did, but they both couldn't make it because they went out of the country."
They went by the Christmas tree to relax and look at the Chobits clock on the wall. Well, all except Igarashi whom Nekoi shouted, "Don't even think about getting snacks there, Satsuki!!!"
"Aww, man!" Igarashi said as she pouted while going to the Christmas tree, which was placed in the videogame room.
"Bet you that Subaru gets drunk again," Ohkawa smiled as she looked at the others.
"He's more sensible than to get drunk three times in a row!" Apapa protested.
"Poor Subaru-kun…" Nekoi sighed. "He's always picked on."
"He's so adorable though when he's drunk. You never know what he'll do. One time he was hiccupping and then last year, he passed out before Seishirou-san could even say anything to him!" Igarashi shouted in frustration. "Sigh, sigh."
The three eyed her. "How do you know this?"
Igarashi laughed sheepishly as she pointed at Apapa. "She was looking in on Eagle Vision, Hikaru, and Lantis!"
"You should be ashamed!" Ohkawa gasped.
Apapa gave a deadpan look at Ohkawa. "You're one to talk. You're little blond boy!!"
Ohkawa blinked and then she smirked. "He's not so little anymore."
They all sighed and that's when the first round of knocks came with the usual hi's and hellos. But, they were all dressed in themes.
Round 1: Chobits
"Don't you think we overdid it?" Hideki asked Clamp as he looked over at Yuzuki, Minoru, Ueda, Yumi, Chii, and Sumomo.
"Yea! Yea! Merry Christmas!" Sumomo enthusiastically said from Chii's shoulder who was wearing a turban to showing her fake gold as one of the three wise men…
Round 2: Gohou Drug
"This just isn't right," Kudoh Kazahaya and Rikuoh Himura commented as they looked at the four chibis while holding out their white sheets in front of them.
"He keeps on hitting me with his wings!" Kazahaya protested as they both went in…
Apapa gave a hi-five to Nekoi.
Round 3: Angelic Layer
Oujirou and Misaki (with Wizard and Hikaru on their shoulders, respectively) smiled saying the others couldn't come while sweatdropping.
"It's the theme, huh?" Ohkawa said matter-of-factly.
Misaki scratched her head nervously. "Well, dressing as a red and white candy cane isn't considered normal…Eh heh heh…"
Round 4: Rayearth
Hikaru smiled as she happily greeted, "Merry Christmas!"
Umi, Fuu, Ferio, Clef, Presea, Alcyone, Lantis, Ascot, Caldina, Mokona and Lafarga stood in a line after her with their heads down.
"I'm not fit to be a snow fairy," Lantis sighed as everyone nodded their agreement.
Round 5: Card Captor Sakura
"Sakura, wait up-Merry Christmas!" Li-kun said as he bowed his respect with Sakura hugging the four-some who said that their outfits were so cute.
Tomoyo, Eriol, Touya, and Yue/Yukito waved respectfully as they looked at each other. How had Tomoyo convinced their group that snowmen costumes were the way to go? Touya smirked though, "Been there, done that," he just thought.
Round 6: Suki Dakara Suki,
"Kizu and Tomoaki couldn't make it. They have an assignment somewhere," Asou-sensei said as he bowed politely to the chibis.
"Merry Christmas!" Hina said as she present them with a bag full of cookies.
"Hina does wonderful things," Apapa whispered to the other three as Asou-sensei and Hina went in. "And it's not the cookies! How'd she convince Asou-san to wear a gingerbread cookie outfit?"
"It's the smile," Nekoi nodded proudly. "I taught her."
Round 7: Clover
All in evening wear, the cast of Clover made it to the doorstop of Clamp's secret hideout. Oruha patted Kazuhiko's tie as Lan brushed on Gingetsu's hair.
It was Suu who bowed with her pixie wings. "Merry Christmas!"
Round 8: RG Veda
"The others…are occupied?" Yasha answered almost uncertainly as Ashura waved a happy hello to Clamp.
Ashura pulled on Yasha's hand as they came in as shepherds. Yasha tried to hold onto his hat as Ashura excitedly ran to get to the videogame room.
Round 9: Clamp Campus
"Kaichou, next time let me pick what we're going to wear," Suoh said as he smiled at Clamp.
Clamp smiled brightly at all three of them, especially Nokoru.
Akira laughed as he bowed with Utako. "These Nutcracker outfits are so adorable!"
Suoh sighed as Nokoru inched towards him. Nokoru whispered, "We're not in elementary school anymore…"
Round 10: Miyuki
"SHH!" She said with her head bent low. "I came alone."
The chibis sighed as they saw a tiptoeing Miyuki-chan going through the doorway with her school uniform and a little white bear.
Round 11: X/Tokyo Babylon
As the cast of X came into the house, as the inhabitants of the North Pole, reindeers and elves alike.
Fuuma blinked his eyes. "I'm not a elf and no one's going to take a picture of this."
The last four people who had come in were Hokuto, Seishirou, Subaru, and Kamui. Subaru stood in back of Seishirou as Hokuto stood in front of Kamui.
"Why…why must we always follow you?" Kamui asked Hokuto in desparation. With a grimace, Kamui's face was painted with a red dot on his nose and he had to wear elves clothing with antlers.
"I-I thought I was the Kamui? Shouldn't I be able to avoid these things?" Kamui thought and mentally, Subaru answered, "Hokuto is Hokuto. It doesn't matter who you are. Period."
"Ohohoho!" Hokuto laughed as she adjusted her 'head elf' uniform.
Kakyou passed by and smiled happily at his girlfriend and Clamp.
"Dammit…I'm not a girl," Subaru seethed through his teeth as he looked at his (rather sexy on his body) red Mrs. Santa outfit.
Seishirou held his hand with a Santa hat on, "I'll help you, honey."
Clamp burst out in giggles as they greeted, "Merry Christmas!"
They eyed Subaru and Kamui.
"I'll be your wife for a day if you don't let them touch me!" Subaru suddenly shouted at the heat of the moment as he closed his eyes and huddled close to Seishirou.
"You promise?" Seishirou raised an eyebrow.
Clamp giggled as they had their way with Kamui and Hokuto was helping. "Yes, he should wear this for the next arc, shouldn't he…?"
Subaru looked at Seishirou and at Clamp. They both smiled at him.
"Either way I'm screwed," Subaru mumbled under his breath.
But with their ears perked up, suddenly, Clamp became quiet and in chorus said, "We're hoping that it's with him."
"Seishirou!" Hokuto and Apapa demanded with their fists in the air.
"Kamui!" Ohkawa and Igarashi shouted just as fiercely.
"As long as Subaru's happy?" Nekoi whispered softly.
Clamp, at that moment, made bets with Hokuto: Who will it be? Seishirou or Kamui???
Subaru slapped his head on his forehead as Kamui glared at the whole lot of them. Seishirou just smirked happily and whispered something to Subaru's ear.
Subaru turned bright red.
"No fair, Seishirou-san!" Ohkawa protested as Hokuto said at the same time, "Go Seishirou!"
Going straight for the bar next to Karen, Subaru knew it was going to be a long night.
"Hand over the money…" Ohkawa held out her hand. She winked at Seishirou. "Thank you..."
(OOH. They're really evil… * lol *)
To be continued…
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Author's note: Sorry that this is developing quite slowly, but I don't like rushing through stuff either. ^^;;; I hope you're enjoying it because I am!
(Note: All the actors names were used to keep their real names private. In the Clamp Universe, people's ages are frozen unless otherwise indicated. What we mean is, for example, Subaru who should be technically twenty-eight years old is only twenty-five here.
Just for your info, Clamp just observes their 'models' and uses their artistic license in order to make their stories. So, are things really fictional? You never know! Okee, that's what I've been told to say and they'll jump me if I say anymore! Promise you'll keep it a secret!)
Clamp plus Christmas equals Chaos!
By Miyamoto Yui
Part 3 – Who are these weirdos? Falalalala!
When the four little chibis were done, it was already Christmas Eve! They huffed and puffed as they sat randomly around their Christmas tree!
And what a beautiful h-I mean, super hideout they had! There were snowflake trimmings on the walls as well as random pieces of icicles all over the house. Since they couldn't put lighting outside to indicate where and who they were, they heavily decorated their fresh, pine tree.
They sweatdropped at the enormous size, yet it was so elegant at the same time. It was a gift from Shirohime who said that this year, "I should at least entertain anyone who comes near my home." She had come last year, but she felt the travel too far away from home, considering she wasn't a Tokyo native.
Huffing and puffing still, the four chibis (who were still wearing Santa hats) looked at one another. Then, they made a line to make each room was to their liking.
"Computer room, check. Bar, check. Videogame room, check. Dining room, check. Kitchen, check. Bedrooms, locked," they all mumbled at the same time. "Bathrooms, check."
Then, Apapa, still trying to hold her laughter while pointing at the bar, "Enough sake?"
The rest of the three grinned widely with their teeth shining.
Apapa laughed. "Oh, okay, because I brought more plum wine!"
They all giggled as they looked at the huge amounts of food they produced in two days along with decorating their whole hideout.
Now, it was time for the guests to come.
"Synchronize watches!" Ohkawa said as she pointed up her finger to the air.
"Hai!" Igarashi, Nekoi, and Apapa answered at the same time. "All synchronized!"
The cat Nekoi patted the bunny Ohkawa and whispered, "We've got _that_ room ready, right?"
"Hey," Igarashi rubbed her chin, "Did we invite the cast of Combination and Moryukuden?"
Apapa looked through her list while biting a pencil to make sure she had everyone. "Yeah, we did, but they both couldn't make it because they went out of the country."
They went by the Christmas tree to relax and look at the Chobits clock on the wall. Well, all except Igarashi whom Nekoi shouted, "Don't even think about getting snacks there, Satsuki!!!"
"Aww, man!" Igarashi said as she pouted while going to the Christmas tree, which was placed in the videogame room.
"Bet you that Subaru gets drunk again," Ohkawa smiled as she looked at the others.
"He's more sensible than to get drunk three times in a row!" Apapa protested.
"Poor Subaru-kun…" Nekoi sighed. "He's always picked on."
"He's so adorable though when he's drunk. You never know what he'll do. One time he was hiccupping and then last year, he passed out before Seishirou-san could even say anything to him!" Igarashi shouted in frustration. "Sigh, sigh."
The three eyed her. "How do you know this?"
Igarashi laughed sheepishly as she pointed at Apapa. "She was looking in on Eagle Vision, Hikaru, and Lantis!"
"You should be ashamed!" Ohkawa gasped.
Apapa gave a deadpan look at Ohkawa. "You're one to talk. You're little blond boy!!"
Ohkawa blinked and then she smirked. "He's not so little anymore."
They all sighed and that's when the first round of knocks came with the usual hi's and hellos. But, they were all dressed in themes.
Round 1: Chobits
"Don't you think we overdid it?" Hideki asked Clamp as he looked over at Yuzuki, Minoru, Ueda, Yumi, Chii, and Sumomo.
"Yea! Yea! Merry Christmas!" Sumomo enthusiastically said from Chii's shoulder who was wearing a turban to showing her fake gold as one of the three wise men…
Round 2: Gohou Drug
"This just isn't right," Kudoh Kazahaya and Rikuoh Himura commented as they looked at the four chibis while holding out their white sheets in front of them.
"He keeps on hitting me with his wings!" Kazahaya protested as they both went in…
Apapa gave a hi-five to Nekoi.
Round 3: Angelic Layer
Oujirou and Misaki (with Wizard and Hikaru on their shoulders, respectively) smiled saying the others couldn't come while sweatdropping.
"It's the theme, huh?" Ohkawa said matter-of-factly.
Misaki scratched her head nervously. "Well, dressing as a red and white candy cane isn't considered normal…Eh heh heh…"
Round 4: Rayearth
Hikaru smiled as she happily greeted, "Merry Christmas!"
Umi, Fuu, Ferio, Clef, Presea, Alcyone, Lantis, Ascot, Caldina, Mokona and Lafarga stood in a line after her with their heads down.
"I'm not fit to be a snow fairy," Lantis sighed as everyone nodded their agreement.
Round 5: Card Captor Sakura
"Sakura, wait up-Merry Christmas!" Li-kun said as he bowed his respect with Sakura hugging the four-some who said that their outfits were so cute.
Tomoyo, Eriol, Touya, and Yue/Yukito waved respectfully as they looked at each other. How had Tomoyo convinced their group that snowmen costumes were the way to go? Touya smirked though, "Been there, done that," he just thought.
Round 6: Suki Dakara Suki,
"Kizu and Tomoaki couldn't make it. They have an assignment somewhere," Asou-sensei said as he bowed politely to the chibis.
"Merry Christmas!" Hina said as she present them with a bag full of cookies.
"Hina does wonderful things," Apapa whispered to the other three as Asou-sensei and Hina went in. "And it's not the cookies! How'd she convince Asou-san to wear a gingerbread cookie outfit?"
"It's the smile," Nekoi nodded proudly. "I taught her."
Round 7: Clover
All in evening wear, the cast of Clover made it to the doorstop of Clamp's secret hideout. Oruha patted Kazuhiko's tie as Lan brushed on Gingetsu's hair.
It was Suu who bowed with her pixie wings. "Merry Christmas!"
Round 8: RG Veda
"The others…are occupied?" Yasha answered almost uncertainly as Ashura waved a happy hello to Clamp.
Ashura pulled on Yasha's hand as they came in as shepherds. Yasha tried to hold onto his hat as Ashura excitedly ran to get to the videogame room.
Round 9: Clamp Campus
"Kaichou, next time let me pick what we're going to wear," Suoh said as he smiled at Clamp.
Clamp smiled brightly at all three of them, especially Nokoru.
Akira laughed as he bowed with Utako. "These Nutcracker outfits are so adorable!"
Suoh sighed as Nokoru inched towards him. Nokoru whispered, "We're not in elementary school anymore…"
Round 10: Miyuki
"SHH!" She said with her head bent low. "I came alone."
The chibis sighed as they saw a tiptoeing Miyuki-chan going through the doorway with her school uniform and a little white bear.
Round 11: X/Tokyo Babylon
As the cast of X came into the house, as the inhabitants of the North Pole, reindeers and elves alike.
Fuuma blinked his eyes. "I'm not a elf and no one's going to take a picture of this."
The last four people who had come in were Hokuto, Seishirou, Subaru, and Kamui. Subaru stood in back of Seishirou as Hokuto stood in front of Kamui.
"Why…why must we always follow you?" Kamui asked Hokuto in desparation. With a grimace, Kamui's face was painted with a red dot on his nose and he had to wear elves clothing with antlers.
"I-I thought I was the Kamui? Shouldn't I be able to avoid these things?" Kamui thought and mentally, Subaru answered, "Hokuto is Hokuto. It doesn't matter who you are. Period."
"Ohohoho!" Hokuto laughed as she adjusted her 'head elf' uniform.
Kakyou passed by and smiled happily at his girlfriend and Clamp.
"Dammit…I'm not a girl," Subaru seethed through his teeth as he looked at his (rather sexy on his body) red Mrs. Santa outfit.
Seishirou held his hand with a Santa hat on, "I'll help you, honey."
Clamp burst out in giggles as they greeted, "Merry Christmas!"
They eyed Subaru and Kamui.
"I'll be your wife for a day if you don't let them touch me!" Subaru suddenly shouted at the heat of the moment as he closed his eyes and huddled close to Seishirou.
"You promise?" Seishirou raised an eyebrow.
Clamp giggled as they had their way with Kamui and Hokuto was helping. "Yes, he should wear this for the next arc, shouldn't he…?"
Subaru looked at Seishirou and at Clamp. They both smiled at him.
"Either way I'm screwed," Subaru mumbled under his breath.
But with their ears perked up, suddenly, Clamp became quiet and in chorus said, "We're hoping that it's with him."
"Seishirou!" Hokuto and Apapa demanded with their fists in the air.
"Kamui!" Ohkawa and Igarashi shouted just as fiercely.
"As long as Subaru's happy?" Nekoi whispered softly.
Clamp, at that moment, made bets with Hokuto: Who will it be? Seishirou or Kamui???
Subaru slapped his head on his forehead as Kamui glared at the whole lot of them. Seishirou just smirked happily and whispered something to Subaru's ear.
Subaru turned bright red.
"No fair, Seishirou-san!" Ohkawa protested as Hokuto said at the same time, "Go Seishirou!"
Going straight for the bar next to Karen, Subaru knew it was going to be a long night.
"Hand over the money…" Ohkawa held out her hand. She winked at Seishirou. "Thank you..."
(OOH. They're really evil… * lol *)
To be continued…
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Author's note: Sorry that this is developing quite slowly, but I don't like rushing through stuff either. ^^;;; I hope you're enjoying it because I am!