Pigskins!
By: Joist
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha or any related logos or characters, and no copyright infringement is intended. So no suing, please. But if you do, you'll just get my pritty pencils from Japan that my uncle brought me from his business trip…and maybe some pocket-lint if you're lucky…you never know what's in there… *looks through her lint to find gold!* *gasp* Okay…so you won't get my lint…but you'll get…uh… Nothing. You'll get nothing. So ha! P
This is just a crazy notion I got in my head while I was at a high-school football game with my friend Kathryn. Hehe… Please read and review! ^-^
Synopsis: Kagome brings Inuyasha *and* Sesshoumaru with her to the present-time. And takes them to a football game! But they want the football as a chew toy…and they want to kill the opposing team supporters…and—Oh dear Lord…
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one | step away from the car…
"GET OUT OF THE CAR *NOW*, INUYASHA!!" Kagome yelled, pulling on his arm. Popping the arm out of the socket was beginning to threaten Inuyasha's well-being, and he didn't want that…
"NOT IN THESE DORKY CLOTHES!!" Inuyasha yelled back, loosening the raven-haired girl's grip.
"DORKY? I SPENT FIFTEEN DOLLARS ON THAT SHIRT TO SUPPORT THE HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM!!!"
"I'M NOT GETTING OUT!!!"
"DON'T MAKE ME SAY THE WORD!!!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE—"
"SIT BOY!!!"
*ker-wham!*
"Ow…"
"I'll say it again, Inuyasha!" Kagome said. "So get out. Now!!"
"Fine, fine, fine…" Inuyasha grumbled, and walked stiffly out of the car. And what he was wearing was a sight to behold!
Instead of Inuyasha's regular red attire, he wore a pair of blue jeans, a yellow t-shirt with the words 'Klein Bearkats' on the front in blue, and running shoes. His silvery-white hair was in a ponytail that went to the eye of his back, and had a white cap that covered his ears laying on it.
"Okay, well, you didn't mess up your clothes…" mused Kagome, looking Inuyasha over to make sure he didn't look too…doggish, for lack of a better word to describe the half-demon. "And I think that's as good as you're going to get… Now, for Sesshoumaru…" She turned to look back at the car. "Sesshoumaru, come on out!"
"No."
"Get out!"
"No."
"Come *on*, Sesshoumaru!!" Kagome said as she began pulling the tall youkai out of the car. But the stubborn demon was being…well…stubborn! Kagome grunted as she tried to pry Sesshoumaru's claws from the opposite door, but let her hands fall limp to her sides when she realized her attempts were in vain. There was *no way* the youkai was going to let go!
Then, she got an idea. She crawled out of the car, and whispered in Inuyasha's ears. Out of the corner of her eye, Kagome saw Sesshoumaru strain to hear their conversation, but to no avail. He heard nothing.
Soon, after explaining her supposed 'plan', Kagome disappeared, leaving Inuyasha to try and pull his older brother out of the car.
"Ow! Kagome, he *kicked* me!" Inuyasha complained.
"You deserved it," Sesshoumaru shot back quietly. He kept his death-lock hold on the door, and kept kicking Inuyasha's hands away from his ankles. Ha, there was no way they were getting *him* out of the car dressed like this!
But suddenly, the door he was holding on to flew open, and he fell head first onto the pavement of the street. He sprang up right after he hit the ground, but before he could jump back into the car, Kagome had closed the door and locked it.
Kagome and Inuyasha were grinning from ear to ear, trying to hide their laughs and giggles. "Shut," said Sesshoumaru, "up." He glowered at them through he shadows the brim of his backwards and upside down, white visor-hat gave his golden eyes. He crossed his arms over his blue-shirted chest, and scratched his thigh that was covered in baggy (as was the fashion in that particular high school[1]) blue jeans. His feet were covered with white and black Adidas shoes, the same as Inuyasha's except his were white and red. (To fit this story, I'd like to believe Sesshoumaru's fluffy thing around his body is some piece of fur, and not his tail…)
"Oh come *on*, Sesshoumaru!" Kagome said, "You don't look bad at all! And since one of the Shikon no Tama's shards landed near here, we might as well enjoy the Friday Night entertainment, right?" She didn't give him enough time to answer before she replied to her own question/declaration. "Right! Now, let's go!"
Kagome, Inuyasha, and Sesshoumaru made there way through the crowd of high-school-ers, and got to their seats near the front so they could see the band, color-guard(read: cheerleaders with flags), cheerleaders, and drill-team(they're basically cheerleaders that don't do flips and stuff…they dance, really).
A few more minutes, and the announcer came on. He introduced the players for the home team (the Klein Bearkats – that our 'heroes' were cheering on), and the visitors team (Westfield Mustangs. Boo! Hiss! *g*). Each team's band played their respective school anthems/songs, and the gave was soon into play.
But during the first quarter, all Kagome, Inuyasha, and Sesshoumaru could do was glower at each other – and curse the day they either a) fell into the blasted magic well; b) met the girl holding the Shikon no Tama; or c) found their way into Inuyasha and Kagome's own activities. CURSE THE DAY!!
But hopefully, their attitudes would get better as the football game progressed…
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I hope y'all liked it! Barely the first chap, but please review! More will come with feedback! ^_^
[1]=that high school, Klein is its name, is also the school I will be attending in two years…
Review, please!!
© 2002 Joist