Pigskins!
By: Joist
Regular disclaimers apply
A/N- Thank you reviewers!! I read every single one of your reviews – and I'm glad you all enjoyed it!! You're so sweet!! *hugs reviewers* Well, here's the chapter you've been begging me for! Tee-hee… *prances off*
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two | popcorn, soda, and candy—Oh my!
"OW!!!" Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru yelled simultaneously, clenching their ears. The crowd had started cheering because Klein had gotten a point, and the loud claps and screams were enough to make them go mad – literally!
"Kagome…make the pain stop…" Inuyasha said dizzily, his eyes all whirly – as were Sesshoumaru's. (@_@)
Kagome just sighed. "I can't make the team stop scoring, Inuyasha! It's what they're supposed to do!" she insisted. "So just…ignore it!"
"WE *CAN'T* IGNORE IT!!!!" Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha yelled in her ears, making her clamp her hands over them.
"Ow! That HURTS!!!"
"Now you know what *we* have to go through," sniffed Inuyasha.
One down into the second quarter, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's stomachs began gurgling, telling the whole stadium they hadn't been fed. Kagome – and the rest of the people there – looked at them confusedly, then sighed in annoyance.
"I *told* you to eat something when we got there! But nooooooooo, you said you wouldn't get hungry…" she said. "Ugh – come on…" She stood up, and the three walked down the stairs and down under the stadium seats where the food-court was.
"So what do you want?" Kagome asked as they waited in line.
"Deer," said Sesshoumaru.
"Rabbit," said Inuyasha.
Kagome was silent for a moment before hitting them each on the underside of the head. "THIS IS NOT FEUDAL JAPAN!! THIS IS PRESENT-DAY AMERICA!!!" she yelled. "They don't *serve* deer and rabbit at a FOOTBALL GAME!!!"
"Well how were we supposed to know that!?" Inuyasha snapped. He crossed his arms. "You're so mean to me…" he said sarcastically.
"Don't make me say it…" Kagome growled through clenched teeth.
Inuyasha's arguments quelled.
"Good. Okay, so they have popcorn, hotdogs, sausage on a stick, soft drinks, pickles, and candy. What do you want?" she asked, looking at the two brothers – who were currently having an argument on whose sword was better…
Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome. "What's candy?" he asked, cocking his head to the side (A/n- CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!).
"It's something really good. I'll get you some…"
"Don't forget about me!" Inuyasha said, stepping up.
"I won't, Inuyasha…" she said exasperatedly. (A/N- More like, she *can't*)
Three packages of gummy worms, three cokes, and two packs of buttered popcorn later…
Inuyasha nibbled on his red and yellow gummy worm. "Hey, you know, these are really good!" he said, looking at Kagome. She beamed.
"I told you!"
Sesshoumaru ate his food quietly, though stopped every once in a while to lick the excess sugar off of his long fingers. Kagome couldn't help but giggle. He looked like a dog or cat washing itself. (A/N- *grin* CUUUUUTE!!)
Suddenly, Klein got a point or two again, and the crowd began cheering. And to everyone – and I mean *everyone's* - surprise, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru joined them. They even started screaming and clapping and yelling "Go Bearkats!".
Kagome looked at them nervously. Maybe they weren't allowed to have candy in their systems… She looked at the empty gummy worms box. It didn't say anything about not giving it to demons… Hmm…
"Oh Kagome! Wasn't that quarter great! I think we're gonna win! I hope you we win because then we would have had to win and that would mean we won and that would make everyone happy because we won!" said Inuyasha, bouncing up and down.
"Yeah Kagome! That was the best! I can't believe I didn't want to come earlier! And look at the opposing team's players! They look like they suck and they look almost as weak as Jaken but they're not green toady things and they don't have big yellow eyes but our team looks like they eat Narakus for breakfast even though that's not possible because there's only one Naraku and we haven't fought him yet and—"
"Sesshoumaru?" Kagome said, interrupting him.
"What Kagome? What, what, what? Kagome you're not talking! Spit it out Kagome!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Kagome screeched.
Sesshoumaru jumped and fell out of his seat, his head landing in someone's nachos. "AAH!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!" he yelled. He heard snickering. He looked up, and saw Inuyasha laughing manically behind Kagome. "WHY YOU LITTLE—"
As Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha fought, Kagome sighed and watched the game.
"They should have warnings on those boxes…" she said. "Warnings that say never give to demons, or they'll be on sugar-high…"
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A/N- That chapter sucked, I know…but I wrote it real quick…SO SORRY!! Please review!!
~Joist