The Second Vacation
A/N: Hey guys, It' been about 9 months since I wrote the original, and since I really came on the site. My new e-mail is buttkickinchick@yahoo.com for all those who care. And if you want, you CAN use it on your website, if anyone would like to. Hope you enjoy it as much as you did the last time! Don't forget to R&R!!!!
Disclaimer: Most stuff in this story isn't mine. Especially quotes, lyrics, and Lord of the Rings characters, etc.. .
The Story
About nine months after the original insanity, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, and Sam decided to go on a new vacation. (Last time they were joined by Boromir, who won't appear in this story, but now are welcoming Merry and Pippin on their trip.)
This time, Aragorn was appointed driver, after severe damage to Legolas's jeep from prior experiences.
Aragorn absolutely glowed, "SO where are we going this time, guys?"
"How about The Bahamas?" Merry asked.
"The Redwood Forest!" cried Frodo.
"Bahamas...bikinis...." murmured Legolas dreamily.
"Mordor!" screeched Gimli, who caused an awkward silence.
He shrugged, "I just wanted to decapitate something!"
"Okay, no Redwoods, I'm afraid of trees after the scawwy stories Merry and Pip told me about trees coming to life," Aragorn ruled out.
"Mordor's out," Frodo said firmly.
"The Bahamas are supposed to be nice this time of year," Pippin added.
Sam was currently going through everyone's clothes and suitcases very quietly, and no one noticed. He grabbed something out Legolas's and pranced about the fellowship with it.
(You guys remember that Sam's a Chihuahua right??)
Legolas's face turned VERY red.
What Sam proudly held in his mouth was simply this: a silky, leopard print thong.
Everyone doubled over in laughter, except the elf, who looked about ready to squash the little pest.
"Shut up! You guys know how tight the pants are I have to wear! If I wear boxers it will look freakish and if I wear briefs you'll see the underwear line!" he pleaded.
"Good boy, Sam!" Pippin cried. "What else did you find?"
Sam went back over to the luggage, and came back with a pink, frilly journal in his mouth.
The obedient Chihuahua dropped it at his master's feet.
Frodo picked it up and began reading, "'The Diary of a Hobbit Named Pippin, page 1.'"
Pippin's eyes widened.
"OKAY! LET'S BE OFF! TO THE BAHAMAS WE GO!" Pippin exclaimed.
"Just a second, 'My love for cheese fries grows every day, as well as my love for Treebeard. He is so hot! I can't get over his-'" Frodo quoted.
"That's not what it-woah-I must have been eating some magic mushrooms or something that night 'cause WOW!" Pippin flushed, and took the journal back.
So the group of eight got in Aragorn's car, which was loaded with luggage and caught the 4 AM ferry to The Bahamas.
Little did they expect what was yet to come, such as that baseball flying at Gandalf's head.
Gandalf winced, "Okay, who did it?"
Me:**hides baseball bat behind back, grins**
End Chapter 1 in the sequel to: A Lord of the Rings Vacation
A/N: SO what do you think guys? Like it, hate it? Review!