Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

"Kirby!" Tiff and Tuff shouted in unison. "Kirby! Kirby!" Their attempts of awakening Kirby seemed futile. The poor pink star warrior was going to be Swiss cheese in a few moments. "Kirby! Kirby!" They continued. No use. Then, suddenly, there was a strong gust out of nowhere, and Kirby floated several meters high, and slowly drifted down, like a leaf as it falls from the tree.

"Ha!" Cried King Dedede in his castle, "nothing can save that Kirby now! That gust will just delay his inevitable fate!"

"I hate to do this," said Tuff, picking up a moderate sized rock, about the size of a black-board eraser, "but it's the only way!" Then, with all the strength that by could congregate, he threw the rock at the Star Warrior. Amazingly, it worked! Kirby's eyes slowly opened, and as re realized his predicament, the mechanical villain prepared to jump, as he was growing impatient.

Robo-Kirby jumped! All seemed lost! But our Star Warrior can't be taken out that easily, can he? Kirby strafed in mid-air, and fluttered up a meter or two as the robot shot to where he was. "Uh oh." said Tiff, a horrific expression on her face, "the fake Kirby has rockets!" Indeed it did. And it shot a barrage of them at Kirby. Direct hit every time. Except, the last one. "Suck it up!" Cried Tuff. Kirby's mind was rejuvenated as he remembered his infamous power of being able to suck up some things and copying their power. He opened his mouth, and the missile shot right into his stomach, and exploded. Kirby regained consciousness as he gained a blue Santa hat. "Now he's bomb Kirby!" Shouted Tiff in glee. She really admired how Kirby could turn the fight around, no matter the circumstances.

"Get him Kirby!" Hollered Tuff. Get him he did. Kirby pulled out a giant bomb, which fuse was already lit, and chucked it at Robo-Kirby. Bang! The evil impersonator was sent flying across the field, and he ended up crashing into the ground, shaking his circuitry around. Some electricity on the outside of him jumped over its body.

Meanwhile, at Dedede castle. "Hey, Mr. Sales-guy, I'm not likin' the poundin' that Kirby's dishin out on that there robot o' yers!" The evil king complained. "Don't worry Triple D, Robo-Kirby can be shaken and stirred, but it's been proven that he's 99% indestructible!" "99!" Exclaimed the king. "I don't like that! What do ya mean 99%?" "Well," said the sales guy, "because you asked for such a strong monster on such short notice, we didn't have time to make him water- proof; sorry Big D!" "Aw, that's no skin off my bill! There is no Water-Kirby, so what do we have to worry about?" "Hey, you're right!" said the sales guy, "great thinking!"

Back at "no man's land", the battle raged on. "Now he's fighter Kirby!" yelled Tuff. Although the robot seemed unbeatable, the fact that Robo-Kirby had all of Kirby's abilities meant that Kirby could get the element he needed in a tight spot. Meanwhile, he was dishing out a flurry of punches at the menacing robot. Clank! Clunk! Then, gathering energy, Kirby slammed his pudgy little fist into the robot, sending crashing about fifty meters away. "What's it doing?" asked Tiff. The robot had gotten up, curled up, gathered some r.p.m.'s, and sped towards Kirby. "It's has a wheel mode?" Asked Tuff. (I got the wheel mode from Kirby's Super Star, just in case anyone is wondering.) "It doesn't matter, anything Robo-Kirby can do, Kirby can do better!" Exclaimed Tiff, and pulled out a tire that was just conveniently lying around in the grass. (They guessed it must have been a spare tire that dropped from Dedede's jeep sometime in the past.) "Here Kirby! Swallow this!" Tiff threw the tire, which Kirby sucked up. Now Kirby was Wheel Kirby. He looked more like a wheel-jockey, although. Kirby was wearing a brown hat with goggles and a scarf. He was sitting on a cart, which was connected to some kind of a wheel monster.

Now it came down to this, a game of chicken. Both contestants spun up, gaining speed, but stayed in the same place. Then, ZOOM! The Robot and the Star Warrior sped toward each other at amazing rates of speed! "This could be it!" Cried Tiff. CRASH! The two collided, but unfortunately, Kirby got the bad end of the deal. He not only lost his wheel power, but also was now unconscious again. "No!" Cried Tiff and Tuff in unison. All hope seemed lost.