Nintendo Star

by Zornor



In red and blue

A plumber he is,

Italian man

He does the shine whiz.



He has a brother

His name's Luigi

Sometimes Mario

calls him Weegie.



One day he went

on vacation,

Delfino Island specicily,

which was annihilation.



He cleaned up the Airstrip

He got a shine.

Got blamed for the mess,

Got blamed for the slime.



He met a machine

His name was FLUDD

He's very smart,

but a bit of a dud.



They sent him to jail,

They sent him to court,

He was found guilty,

But that's what they thought.



Mario and FLUDD

cleaned up the island,

Fair and square,

But that's the short one and...



Mario went to the

town square

He knocked out the

monster that was there.



Mario cleaned up the rest

Suddenly a statue popped out

Out of the ground,

Out like a sprout.



Shadow Mario on

Great Pianta's Head,

He looked all gray

And stared with dread.



SM jumped off the head.

He kidnapped the princess,

and taunted the hero.

Mario tried his best



to beat the fiend.

He was too fast

but managed to run,

and got his ass.



Shadow Mario complained,

He was not pleased,

That Mario taunted

and also teased.



SM ran away from sight,

He ran to the

square of the Plaza.

SM got away from her.

(REFFERING TO PEACH.)

SM made an M

in the wall,

It wasn't too big,

Nor it was small.



But Mario managed.

He got that far,

He beat the plant

and got a star.



Toadsworth and Peach

were very thankful

Mario bowed,

Oh so wonderful.



Mario jumped in

the M once more,

he was on episode

half of four.



Mario beat Mr. Pirahna,

Mario beat that silly plant.

Mario got a shiney-shine,

And in the process, squished an ant.



Mario returned to

Delfino Plaza,

If you want to talk to Peach,

Just press B on her.



Mario entered the

M again,

The place populated

with Pianta men.



Bianco Hills, if I

Forgot to mention,

Mario had just been

in another dimension.



Mario solved the

secret place,

Mario won a shine

in the first place.



Mario saw some

goop over there,

he raced away from

the Plaza Square.



He cleaned up

the goop,

Out came a plant,

Outta the goop.



He killed the monster,

And saved the boathouse.

He saved the people

As quiet as a mouse.

(AS IN, THE PEOPLE WERE AS QUIET AS A MOUSE.)

Well, that's it for this bit of the poem! Good poem... *innocently* right? *sobbing* Right? *Bursting into tears and whining* Right? Well, tahnks for reading.