/bINTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/b
The characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Duh.
Well, okay, I said, I wasn't gonna keep it going, but, in the words of Dumbledor, "This just goes to show that even the greatest must sometimes eat their words." Or something like that, anyway. So here it is, the chapter that nobody cares about,
CHAPTER 2, THE TROUBLE WITH DRACO'S BOXERS
The audience is going-
"Blah, blah.blah, blah!!! You blah blah blah, eh-er derkin." Blink blink, cough.
Hehe, randomness.
Some guy over a loud speaker- "WELCOME TO...INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB, WITH YOUR HOST, OKRAH WINFREY!!!"
Audience-...*cough, blink*
Kel Mitchell comes out dressed like Oprah and does a few poses, then-
Kat comes out in her bikini with ropes dangling from her and she pulls a sock out of her mouth.
Kat- Ex-cuuuuuse me, guy on the intercom, THIS is not the Okrah Winfrey Show, THAT is not Okrah Winfrey *points at Kel, who is now stripping into a bikini, himself* and YOU are fired!
Some guy on the intercom- HEY!
Kat- *glares*
Some guy on the intercom- Hmph, Madame Fortress Mommy.
Kat taps her foot-Kel?
Kel- Yes?
Kat- Didn't I tell you that you were NOT allowed to bound and gag me to a chair and take over my show?
Kel- Umm.I don't remember.
Kat- Well you can just sit in that corner until you DO remember!
Kel does the lip and goes to sit in the corner.
Kat- :-(
Audience- 0.0
Kat- Yes, ah-haha.So, welcome to..INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB, WITH YOUR HOST, ME!!!!!!
The audience screams and cheers.
Kat- You LOVE me! You really LOVE me!
Kat gets into the tub- Well, I told Lee Jordan I would let him be co-host today, but he seems to be missing..
In the back room-
Arnold Schwartzeneggar- You are a puny, puny little kid.
Lee, tied to a chair- But I have to get out there! Im co-host! IM CO-HOST!
Arnold- Not today you arent, puny puny little kid. *plucks Lee's head and cackles insanely*
Lee- NOOOO!
Back to the bathroom-
Kat shrugs innocently- But, I don't know. So, It looks like I will be performing this on my own. *grins slyly* So, will my two assistants please bring out our mystery guest????
Fred and George Weasley bring out Draco Malfoy, who appears to not look very happy.
Draco- UNHAND ME THIS MINUTE!
Fred- Shut up, you little blonde freak. *slaps Draco with a toaster*
Draco- Owies. :-(
Kat- Care to join me in the tub, Draco?? *lies back against the edge of the tub all seductive-like*
Draco- Well, I don't-
George slaps him with a piece of toast and Fred rips his pants and shirt off and then they throw him in the tub. George gives Fred a high-five, then they hold hands and frolic away.
Audience- Blink. Blink. Cough.
Draco comes up, spurting water out.
Draco- Wait till my father hears about this..
Kat, who is oggling Draco's bare, non-hairy pale chest- What do you think your father will say, Draco?
Draco- He'll probably get those two trouble makers kicked out of this god- forsaken school.
Kat looks sympathetic- Draco, do you need someone to talk to? Do you need a shoulder to cry on? I'm here for you, Draco.
Draco- Err, um, Kat? Why are you feeling up my leg?
Kat- Im, um, not. *she holds her hands up*
Draco- O.O Then who is?
Kat reaches her hand down and grabs someones head and pulls the person up.
Draco- HARRY?!
Harry, blushing- Uh, yes, Draco?
Draco- Why were you feeling up my leg????
Harry- What? I wasn't!
Draco-O.O
Kat reaches down again and pulls up-
Harry- Ginny?!
Ginny- Yes?
Harry- Were YOU feeling up Draco's leg?!
Ginny- o.o Uhm, maybe.
Harry gets out of the tub and runs away, crying.
Kat- He wasn't wearing any clothes. O.O
Audience- O.O
Draco- O.O
Ginny- O.O Maybe I should go.. *waits for someone to stop her*
No one says anything.
Ginny gets up and runs away, crying.
Draco- She wasn't wearing anything. O.O
Kat- O.O
Somewhere in the back-
Arnold Schwartzeneggar- O.O
Lee- O.O
Back in the tub-
Ron- Hey, you!
Kat- Yes, Roni-kins?
Ron- Don't call me that! Now, what did you do with my brother? Mum's going to kill me if he's gone missing again!
Kat- I don't know where Percy is, but I can guarantee you that he is not handcuffed to my bed.
Ron looks disturbed and disgusted.
Kat- I said he wasn't okay? Okay, he is, so what?
Ron-Aw, come off it, give him back! Mum's going to think he's off somewhere with that Oliver guy again!
Kat- Listen, buh-bye, I have an interview to do. *snaps*
Fred and George come out and drag Ron, kicking and screaming to the back room.
Fred- Poor little ickle Roni-kins.
Kat- Okay, so Draco. How do you like Hogwarts?
Draco- It's okay. I'm awfully mad I had to be in the same year as Harry Potter, though.
Kat- I see. So, in your opinion, which house is the best?
Draco- Well, mine, of course. Slytherin's always been the best, everyone knows it.Well, except for Harry Potter.
Kat- Who is your best friend?
Draco- FriendS, really. Gregory Goyle and Something-or-other Crabbe. Theyre much better friends than Harry Potter has.
Kat- You seem a little hung up on Harry, Draco.
Draco- Well, lets not talk about him. He's a damn sexy beast, but hey.
Kat-0.o Uh, yeah. So tell us a little about yourself, Draco.
Draco- Well, Im an active member in the Draco Potter/ Harry Malfoy club.
Kat snickers- Yeah, so how many members are in this club?
Draco- Two, me and Cho Chang.
Kat- 0.o Well, let's rap it up, Im , um, about to be paged.
Draco is about to stand up, but realizes his boxers are missing.
Draco- Um, Kat.
Kat- Yes, Draco?
Draco- I think Ginny took my boxers.
Kat snickers- Well, looks like your going to have to stay here. BYE!
Kat stands up and turns to the audience- GOODBYE EVERYONE! See you next time, when we will be interviewing.SOMEONE!!!!!! XD!!! *runs away*
Everyone in the audience leaves.
Crickets chirp.
Draco- Hello???? *echo, echo*
Kel, from the shadows- Hello, Clarise..*evil laugh*
Draco- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*
THERE IT IS! The story that a whole 4 people were waiting for. XD Well, Reviews, pleaseeeeeeeeee!!!!
You can vote on whoever you want to be interviewed, altough I already have an idea of who its going to be..*ponders*
I WILL ONLY CONTINUE IF I GET REVIEWS!!!!
The characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Duh.
Well, okay, I said, I wasn't gonna keep it going, but, in the words of Dumbledor, "This just goes to show that even the greatest must sometimes eat their words." Or something like that, anyway. So here it is, the chapter that nobody cares about,
CHAPTER 2, THE TROUBLE WITH DRACO'S BOXERS
The audience is going-
"Blah, blah.blah, blah!!! You blah blah blah, eh-er derkin." Blink blink, cough.
Hehe, randomness.
Some guy over a loud speaker- "WELCOME TO...INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB, WITH YOUR HOST, OKRAH WINFREY!!!"
Audience-...*cough, blink*
Kel Mitchell comes out dressed like Oprah and does a few poses, then-
Kat comes out in her bikini with ropes dangling from her and she pulls a sock out of her mouth.
Kat- Ex-cuuuuuse me, guy on the intercom, THIS is not the Okrah Winfrey Show, THAT is not Okrah Winfrey *points at Kel, who is now stripping into a bikini, himself* and YOU are fired!
Some guy on the intercom- HEY!
Kat- *glares*
Some guy on the intercom- Hmph, Madame Fortress Mommy.
Kat taps her foot-Kel?
Kel- Yes?
Kat- Didn't I tell you that you were NOT allowed to bound and gag me to a chair and take over my show?
Kel- Umm.I don't remember.
Kat- Well you can just sit in that corner until you DO remember!
Kel does the lip and goes to sit in the corner.
Kat- :-(
Audience- 0.0
Kat- Yes, ah-haha.So, welcome to..INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB, WITH YOUR HOST, ME!!!!!!
The audience screams and cheers.
Kat- You LOVE me! You really LOVE me!
Kat gets into the tub- Well, I told Lee Jordan I would let him be co-host today, but he seems to be missing..
In the back room-
Arnold Schwartzeneggar- You are a puny, puny little kid.
Lee, tied to a chair- But I have to get out there! Im co-host! IM CO-HOST!
Arnold- Not today you arent, puny puny little kid. *plucks Lee's head and cackles insanely*
Lee- NOOOO!
Back to the bathroom-
Kat shrugs innocently- But, I don't know. So, It looks like I will be performing this on my own. *grins slyly* So, will my two assistants please bring out our mystery guest????
Fred and George Weasley bring out Draco Malfoy, who appears to not look very happy.
Draco- UNHAND ME THIS MINUTE!
Fred- Shut up, you little blonde freak. *slaps Draco with a toaster*
Draco- Owies. :-(
Kat- Care to join me in the tub, Draco?? *lies back against the edge of the tub all seductive-like*
Draco- Well, I don't-
George slaps him with a piece of toast and Fred rips his pants and shirt off and then they throw him in the tub. George gives Fred a high-five, then they hold hands and frolic away.
Audience- Blink. Blink. Cough.
Draco comes up, spurting water out.
Draco- Wait till my father hears about this..
Kat, who is oggling Draco's bare, non-hairy pale chest- What do you think your father will say, Draco?
Draco- He'll probably get those two trouble makers kicked out of this god- forsaken school.
Kat looks sympathetic- Draco, do you need someone to talk to? Do you need a shoulder to cry on? I'm here for you, Draco.
Draco- Err, um, Kat? Why are you feeling up my leg?
Kat- Im, um, not. *she holds her hands up*
Draco- O.O Then who is?
Kat reaches her hand down and grabs someones head and pulls the person up.
Draco- HARRY?!
Harry, blushing- Uh, yes, Draco?
Draco- Why were you feeling up my leg????
Harry- What? I wasn't!
Draco-O.O
Kat reaches down again and pulls up-
Harry- Ginny?!
Ginny- Yes?
Harry- Were YOU feeling up Draco's leg?!
Ginny- o.o Uhm, maybe.
Harry gets out of the tub and runs away, crying.
Kat- He wasn't wearing any clothes. O.O
Audience- O.O
Draco- O.O
Ginny- O.O Maybe I should go.. *waits for someone to stop her*
No one says anything.
Ginny gets up and runs away, crying.
Draco- She wasn't wearing anything. O.O
Kat- O.O
Somewhere in the back-
Arnold Schwartzeneggar- O.O
Lee- O.O
Back in the tub-
Ron- Hey, you!
Kat- Yes, Roni-kins?
Ron- Don't call me that! Now, what did you do with my brother? Mum's going to kill me if he's gone missing again!
Kat- I don't know where Percy is, but I can guarantee you that he is not handcuffed to my bed.
Ron looks disturbed and disgusted.
Kat- I said he wasn't okay? Okay, he is, so what?
Ron-Aw, come off it, give him back! Mum's going to think he's off somewhere with that Oliver guy again!
Kat- Listen, buh-bye, I have an interview to do. *snaps*
Fred and George come out and drag Ron, kicking and screaming to the back room.
Fred- Poor little ickle Roni-kins.
Kat- Okay, so Draco. How do you like Hogwarts?
Draco- It's okay. I'm awfully mad I had to be in the same year as Harry Potter, though.
Kat- I see. So, in your opinion, which house is the best?
Draco- Well, mine, of course. Slytherin's always been the best, everyone knows it.Well, except for Harry Potter.
Kat- Who is your best friend?
Draco- FriendS, really. Gregory Goyle and Something-or-other Crabbe. Theyre much better friends than Harry Potter has.
Kat- You seem a little hung up on Harry, Draco.
Draco- Well, lets not talk about him. He's a damn sexy beast, but hey.
Kat-0.o Uh, yeah. So tell us a little about yourself, Draco.
Draco- Well, Im an active member in the Draco Potter/ Harry Malfoy club.
Kat snickers- Yeah, so how many members are in this club?
Draco- Two, me and Cho Chang.
Kat- 0.o Well, let's rap it up, Im , um, about to be paged.
Draco is about to stand up, but realizes his boxers are missing.
Draco- Um, Kat.
Kat- Yes, Draco?
Draco- I think Ginny took my boxers.
Kat snickers- Well, looks like your going to have to stay here. BYE!
Kat stands up and turns to the audience- GOODBYE EVERYONE! See you next time, when we will be interviewing.SOMEONE!!!!!! XD!!! *runs away*
Everyone in the audience leaves.
Crickets chirp.
Draco- Hello???? *echo, echo*
Kel, from the shadows- Hello, Clarise..*evil laugh*
Draco- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*
THERE IT IS! The story that a whole 4 people were waiting for. XD Well, Reviews, pleaseeeeeeeeee!!!!
You can vote on whoever you want to be interviewed, altough I already have an idea of who its going to be..*ponders*
I WILL ONLY CONTINUE IF I GET REVIEWS!!!!