Interviews in the Bathtub
Alright, I realize I haven't been updating like I should..well, too bad, eh? HAHA! Eh.yeah. So anyways.here it is.
All characters *except for Kat and other special gueststars..they belong to themselves ^.^* belong to J K ROWWWWWWWWWWWWLING!
Special Gueststars- P. Diddy, Craig David- song- "Walking Away"
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Interviews in the Bathtub
Our Fave. Smarty-Pants
Curtains open up to the prefects bathroom, revealing a cheering audience and a very hot-
*WHACK!!!*
Err..extremely attractive-
*WHACK!!!*
OUCH! Okay, moderately good-looking-
*WHACK!!!*
Okay, FINE. -revealing a cheering audience and an average-looking host. Happy?
*NODS*
*grumble*
Kat- I resent that. Well, anyways, welcome to....INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB! With your host, MEEEEE!
*cheers*
Lee Jordan comes out in his flame thong.
The cheering suddenly stops.
Kat- Oookay, so I DID buy him the thong, what of it?!
Lee- Its true.
Kat-Hehehe. Yeah. Welp, this week, were interviewing the greatest, our favoritest bookworm and know-it-all, HERMIONE GRANGER!!!!!
Everyone- Huh?
Reviewer- What?! I didn't suggest her! I wanted Hagrid!
Reviewer #2- And I wanted Crabbe or Goyle!
Kat- WHO cares?! Hahaha! ON WITH IT!
Hermione Granger comes out, looking rather smug.
Hermione- Well, I wasn't going to come. Do you KNOW how many school rules were breaking, afterall?
Kat- Well, not being a member of this school, I don't-
Hermione- I mean, this could lead to getting expelled! Let me explain. Camera equipment and-
*AN HOUR LATER*
Hermione- Next thing you know we'll be bumming peanuts off elephants and living with circus clowns! And THAT'S why one should never bathe without soap.
Kat-*shortcircuiting* Um..yeah. SO then why did you come?
Hermione- Well, let me explain..
Kat- Is this going to be long?
Hermione-NO!
*THE NEXT DAY*
Hermione- And so I came here in hopes of having an affair with Lee Jordan.
Lee- *snores* Uhm.what?
Hermione- Well, either him or Arnold Schwartzeneggar.
Lee- WHAT?!
Kat- Ahem, yeah.
Audience- *glares*
Kat- So, on with the interviewing!!!!
Hermione shrugs and attempts to undress from her robes to get into the tub.
Everyone gasps.
Kat- Uh.no, Hermi, that will NOT be necessary.
Lee- But please keep your answers a bit shorter, that was a bit disturbing.
P. Diddy- Yeah, dogg, that was unnecessarily long. If you want to reach your goal, your going to have to shape up and pay attention. I CANNOT DO THIS FOR YOU!!!!!!
Everyone- Umm...
Lee- That uh.. "Making The Band" thingy show screening is over that way. *points that way*
P.Diddy- Uhm..I knew that..I did. *walks away*
Lee- Hmmm. "*walks away*"..
Craig David comes out, indulging a LOT of cheering.
Craig- Im walking away.from the troubles in my life, Im walking away. Gonna find another day, Im walking away.
Sometiiiiiiiiimes, some people get me wrong- *reaches into the audience for hand-touching, causing some girl to die of a heart attack*
Random girl- MURDERER!
Craig- Uhm, what?
Random guy- GET HIM!
Craig- NOOO!
They all attack him and soon there is no audience left.
Kat, Lee and Hermione sit there quietly.
Kat- Why do I try?
Lee- I don't know.
Kat- *glares*
Lee-Um..I mean.. "Eye taunt.bowl."
Kat- Oh, well in that case...lets get this interview over with.
Hermione- Wait, I havent decided whether or not to even come here or not!
Kat- BUT YOU ARE HERE!
Hermione- That's not the point! I simply CANNOT break the rules! Goodbye! *walks away*
Craig- IM walking awa-
Kat- *evil glare*
Craig- Ahem..*walks away*
Kat and Lee stare at each other.
Kat- Im depressed.
Lee- I know.
Kat- Why do I try?
Lee- Because your you. This didn't go SO bad today..
Kat- *glares.again*
Lee- Okay, so it went bad. But that's NOT the point. The point is you tried. You failed, but you tried. That's all that matters.
Kat smiles.
Lee- Did my meaningful talk get to you?
Kat- No, actually I wasn't listening to you....I was thinking about how much fun I had with Oliver Wood last night.
Lee- Eh?
Kat- So I feel better now. Come, lets frolick!
Kat and Lee frolick off.
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Okay, I wuz a little stuck on ideas for Hagrid, Crabbe or Goyle, but Im workin on it. I hope you enjoyed it.and if you did, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Alright, I realize I haven't been updating like I should..well, too bad, eh? HAHA! Eh.yeah. So anyways.here it is.
All characters *except for Kat and other special gueststars..they belong to themselves ^.^* belong to J K ROWWWWWWWWWWWWLING!
Special Gueststars- P. Diddy, Craig David- song- "Walking Away"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Interviews in the Bathtub
Our Fave. Smarty-Pants
Curtains open up to the prefects bathroom, revealing a cheering audience and a very hot-
*WHACK!!!*
Err..extremely attractive-
*WHACK!!!*
OUCH! Okay, moderately good-looking-
*WHACK!!!*
Okay, FINE. -revealing a cheering audience and an average-looking host. Happy?
*NODS*
*grumble*
Kat- I resent that. Well, anyways, welcome to....INTERVIEWS IN THE BATHTUB! With your host, MEEEEE!
*cheers*
Lee Jordan comes out in his flame thong.
The cheering suddenly stops.
Kat- Oookay, so I DID buy him the thong, what of it?!
Lee- Its true.
Kat-Hehehe. Yeah. Welp, this week, were interviewing the greatest, our favoritest bookworm and know-it-all, HERMIONE GRANGER!!!!!
Everyone- Huh?
Reviewer- What?! I didn't suggest her! I wanted Hagrid!
Reviewer #2- And I wanted Crabbe or Goyle!
Kat- WHO cares?! Hahaha! ON WITH IT!
Hermione Granger comes out, looking rather smug.
Hermione- Well, I wasn't going to come. Do you KNOW how many school rules were breaking, afterall?
Kat- Well, not being a member of this school, I don't-
Hermione- I mean, this could lead to getting expelled! Let me explain. Camera equipment and-
*AN HOUR LATER*
Hermione- Next thing you know we'll be bumming peanuts off elephants and living with circus clowns! And THAT'S why one should never bathe without soap.
Kat-*shortcircuiting* Um..yeah. SO then why did you come?
Hermione- Well, let me explain..
Kat- Is this going to be long?
Hermione-NO!
*THE NEXT DAY*
Hermione- And so I came here in hopes of having an affair with Lee Jordan.
Lee- *snores* Uhm.what?
Hermione- Well, either him or Arnold Schwartzeneggar.
Lee- WHAT?!
Kat- Ahem, yeah.
Audience- *glares*
Kat- So, on with the interviewing!!!!
Hermione shrugs and attempts to undress from her robes to get into the tub.
Everyone gasps.
Kat- Uh.no, Hermi, that will NOT be necessary.
Lee- But please keep your answers a bit shorter, that was a bit disturbing.
P. Diddy- Yeah, dogg, that was unnecessarily long. If you want to reach your goal, your going to have to shape up and pay attention. I CANNOT DO THIS FOR YOU!!!!!!
Everyone- Umm...
Lee- That uh.. "Making The Band" thingy show screening is over that way. *points that way*
P.Diddy- Uhm..I knew that..I did. *walks away*
Lee- Hmmm. "*walks away*"..
Craig David comes out, indulging a LOT of cheering.
Craig- Im walking away.from the troubles in my life, Im walking away. Gonna find another day, Im walking away.
Sometiiiiiiiiimes, some people get me wrong- *reaches into the audience for hand-touching, causing some girl to die of a heart attack*
Random girl- MURDERER!
Craig- Uhm, what?
Random guy- GET HIM!
Craig- NOOO!
They all attack him and soon there is no audience left.
Kat, Lee and Hermione sit there quietly.
Kat- Why do I try?
Lee- I don't know.
Kat- *glares*
Lee-Um..I mean.. "Eye taunt.bowl."
Kat- Oh, well in that case...lets get this interview over with.
Hermione- Wait, I havent decided whether or not to even come here or not!
Kat- BUT YOU ARE HERE!
Hermione- That's not the point! I simply CANNOT break the rules! Goodbye! *walks away*
Craig- IM walking awa-
Kat- *evil glare*
Craig- Ahem..*walks away*
Kat and Lee stare at each other.
Kat- Im depressed.
Lee- I know.
Kat- Why do I try?
Lee- Because your you. This didn't go SO bad today..
Kat- *glares.again*
Lee- Okay, so it went bad. But that's NOT the point. The point is you tried. You failed, but you tried. That's all that matters.
Kat smiles.
Lee- Did my meaningful talk get to you?
Kat- No, actually I wasn't listening to you....I was thinking about how much fun I had with Oliver Wood last night.
Lee- Eh?
Kat- So I feel better now. Come, lets frolick!
Kat and Lee frolick off.
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Okay, I wuz a little stuck on ideas for Hagrid, Crabbe or Goyle, but Im workin on it. I hope you enjoyed it.and if you did, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!