I do not own Yu yu hakusho. although as much as I wish I could, I cant.

A Nightmare to Remember

Hiei: *Sitting on the floor staring at a commercial on TV*

Kurama: Hiei, stop watching the TV. It will rot your brain with insane ideas about violence!!! I forbid you to watch TV for a week!!

Hiei: WHAT?!?

Kurama: That's right!! You heard me!! * Clicks the TV off* Now go in the kitchen and eat some carrots.

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kurama: *Kicks Hiei into the kitchen*

Yusuke: OWY!!! * He says as Hiei falls on his head* What the heck are you doing you baka???

Hiei: *cries * Kurama doesn't want me to watch TV for a week!!!

Yusuke: AAAAAH!!! Why???

Hiei: He thinks it will rot my brain!!

Yusuke: Listen, I used to watch TV all the time. and look at how I turned out!!

Hiei: * facefaults*

Kurama: * walks in* That's what I'm worried about.

Kuwabara: * Walks in the door* I'm home!!

Yukina: Oh Kazuma!! * Runs up the stairs and pushes everyone in her path down* Yusuke: Where were you Kuwabara? You promised Hiei and me that you were going to bring us to the arcade!

Kuwabara: Too bad!!! Yukina dear, I have a present for you!

Yukina: Oh Kazuma, whatever could it be?

Kuwabara: Let's go into the dining room and I'll show you.* leads Yukina to the dining room*

Yukina: Ok!! * Walks along*

Yusuke: gee, what a nice love struck idiot. * the door bursts open*

Keiko: Oh Yusuke!!! You've got to come and help me!! I lost my earring!!!

Yusuke: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Keiko: Help me find it please!!! * Rubs Yusuke on the back*

Yusuke: ^_^ *drools * Ok I'll help you find it!!

Keiko: *Drags Yusuke out the door and slams it shut *

Hiei: And he called Kuwabara a love struck idiot.

Yukina: OH KAZUMA!!!!! * Runs out to Hiei* Kazuma proposed to me!!!!

Hiei: @_@ *passes out *

Kurama: Splendid!!! Let's have the wedding at once!!

2 Days Later.

(Wedding music plays)

Yusuke: I hate weddings!! They make me sick!!!

Keiko: * cuddles up next to Yusuke * C'mon Yusuke!! Weddings aren't that bad!! Who knows! Maybe you'll soon be the groom of one!!!

Yusuke: *turns pale * O_o

Hiei: OOOOOH!!! Kissie kissie!!!

Yusuke: * punches Hiei in the face*

Kurama: Look!! Here comes the bride!!

Hiei: Yukina. MY LITTLE SISTER IS ALL GROWN UP AND GETTING MARRIED!!!! * Cries* ..wait a sec. WHOA!!!! NO YUKINA!!! KUWABARA HAS POISONED YOUR MIND!!!

Kurama: Shut-up Hiei!!

Wedding chapel dude: Do you, Yukina take Kazuma to be you lawfully wedded husband?

Yukina: I do.

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wedding chapel dude: And do you, Kazuma take Yukina to be you lawfully wedded Wife?

Kuwabara: You betcha, buddy!!

Wedding chapel dude: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may.kiss.

Hiei: NO!!!

Wedding chapel dude: .The.

Hiei: NOO!!!

Wedding chapel dude: * slow motion *. B.r.i.d.e!!!!!!

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Wakes up)

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! * Breathing heavily *

Kurama: Hiei, what's wrong???

Hiei: Nothing. I guess it was all a dream.

(Yukina runs in) Yukina: Kurama!! Hiei!! Kazuma proposed to me!!

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuun..)



The End