Hi ( Well this is my story. If you are very sensitive to anything sexually
related I wouldn't read it. This is meant to be a humorous look at Harry's
parents in Hogwarts not as a crude misrepresentation.
Chapter One They Called Her the Scarlet Woman
Lily Petals was no ordinary girl. She was fifteen and going out with star quidditch player James Potter. James was leader of a small group called the Marauders and they were the best of friends. Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew made up the rest of the gang. Lily always hung around them not only because she was going out with James and her other friends were going out with the others but because anyway you looked at it they were all best friends. James had liked Lily for a very long time. Since he saw her on the train going to Hogwarts but at 11 girls were still "icky" and he had to avoid her. Lily had liked James just as long but she never thought boys "icky" Sirius never thought girls gross either. They had a fling in fourth year. Most people called Lily hurtfully "Scarlet Woman" because of the fact she often went down on guys. She could count on one hand the guys who she never went down on. Maybe this was the reason James went out with her. Maybe he felt a little guilty like he was using her. One day after a Marauder's meeting had just ended Lily came in to James in the room the Marauders found first year. The girls knew where it was, of course, as well they hung out in it after meetings. All the Marauders seeing Lily left quickly. Ok most all Peter was kind of stupid so they had to wait. Lily went up to James and started kissing him in a hello manner. James wouldn't just end at hello they fell onto the couch heavily making out. After five minutes of making out, James now being on top of Lily, James starting getting hard. "Sorry Lilly." He said Jumping up. "No, no don't be sorry come back here." Lily said. James knew what she meant. James went back to the couch where they started going at it strong. Like little rabbits. "James? Have you ever done this before?" Lily asked a little in pain. "Uhhhh no. Oh are you ok? What about you? Have you ever?" James asked noticing she was in pain. "I'm ok don't worry about it. Well everyone seems to think I have. It's not my complete fault." "Lily this isn't the time for your witty banter." "No I haven't. James you're shaking." "I'll be alright" and with that the two continued on like little rabbits nervous about being caught by the farmer. With just cause because not even three minutes later in walked Sirius and Remus. "So I was making out wit- OH MY BIG C0CK!!!!!!!!" Yelled Sirius noticing what was happening on the couch. "We're gonna leave" Said Remus desperately trying to not panic. After they had left which was only about five seconds after they came in James just kind of got a wee bit turned off and by a wee I mean really really really after all. Seeing you're best friends right in the middle of going at it with a girl isn't fun. Lily felt the same way. "James do you think they're going to tell anyone?" Said Lily as she pulled on some clothes. "No. If they do I'll hurt them. You're going to be little miss innocent ok?" "That can be done." With those last words they went down stairs to lunch. James not even looking remotely happy.
Chapter One They Called Her the Scarlet Woman
Lily Petals was no ordinary girl. She was fifteen and going out with star quidditch player James Potter. James was leader of a small group called the Marauders and they were the best of friends. Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew made up the rest of the gang. Lily always hung around them not only because she was going out with James and her other friends were going out with the others but because anyway you looked at it they were all best friends. James had liked Lily for a very long time. Since he saw her on the train going to Hogwarts but at 11 girls were still "icky" and he had to avoid her. Lily had liked James just as long but she never thought boys "icky" Sirius never thought girls gross either. They had a fling in fourth year. Most people called Lily hurtfully "Scarlet Woman" because of the fact she often went down on guys. She could count on one hand the guys who she never went down on. Maybe this was the reason James went out with her. Maybe he felt a little guilty like he was using her. One day after a Marauder's meeting had just ended Lily came in to James in the room the Marauders found first year. The girls knew where it was, of course, as well they hung out in it after meetings. All the Marauders seeing Lily left quickly. Ok most all Peter was kind of stupid so they had to wait. Lily went up to James and started kissing him in a hello manner. James wouldn't just end at hello they fell onto the couch heavily making out. After five minutes of making out, James now being on top of Lily, James starting getting hard. "Sorry Lilly." He said Jumping up. "No, no don't be sorry come back here." Lily said. James knew what she meant. James went back to the couch where they started going at it strong. Like little rabbits. "James? Have you ever done this before?" Lily asked a little in pain. "Uhhhh no. Oh are you ok? What about you? Have you ever?" James asked noticing she was in pain. "I'm ok don't worry about it. Well everyone seems to think I have. It's not my complete fault." "Lily this isn't the time for your witty banter." "No I haven't. James you're shaking." "I'll be alright" and with that the two continued on like little rabbits nervous about being caught by the farmer. With just cause because not even three minutes later in walked Sirius and Remus. "So I was making out wit- OH MY BIG C0CK!!!!!!!!" Yelled Sirius noticing what was happening on the couch. "We're gonna leave" Said Remus desperately trying to not panic. After they had left which was only about five seconds after they came in James just kind of got a wee bit turned off and by a wee I mean really really really after all. Seeing you're best friends right in the middle of going at it with a girl isn't fun. Lily felt the same way. "James do you think they're going to tell anyone?" Said Lily as she pulled on some clothes. "No. If they do I'll hurt them. You're going to be little miss innocent ok?" "That can be done." With those last words they went down stairs to lunch. James not even looking remotely happy.