I'm Singing About a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I remember singing the song this is based on at day camp several years ago, but I don't remember the title, or all of the lyrics. So, I improvised. The rhythm is undoubtedly mangled. Please forgive me.
This story has no plot. It has no innate message. It was written for the sake of writing it. But somehow I think it's good enough for other people to read. I must be crazy.
Enjoy!

I woke up early this morning,
My heart was filled with dread,
Yugi's monsters and the Blue Eyes
Were playing baseball on my bed.
The score was four to nothing,
The Blue Eyes were ahead.
Celtic Guardian hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed.

CHORUS:
I'm singing:
Eeny meeny and a miney moe (moe moe moe)
Catch a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon
By the toe (toe toe toe)
When you catch him (catch him!)
Let him go (go go go)
Eeny meeny and a miney moe.

I went to McDonald's for breakfast,
Téa had got new shoes,
I was getting tired of friendship rants
And then I heard the news.

CHORUS

You see Pegasus took a Blue Eyes
And "stripped him of his pride"
And Seto could care much less
About Pegasus's side.

CHORUS

Bakura has a Change of Heart
Pegasus has a weird eye
And Seto Kaiba just sued the latter
On behalf of the Blue Eyes!

CHORUS

So now my tale is over.
Let one more bit of advice be found:
You're advised to run for cover
When an angry Blue Eyes is in town.