The Two Survivors
Space shattered with a resounding boom as the Earth was knocked out of orbit and was pulled closer to the sun. The light caused was blinding and all the water on Earth evaporated, causing people to just dry up, plants to wither and die, and soil and cement to crumble. In short, Earth was destroyed. There were no survivors, except for the two girls currently running through the forest of Mirkwood in Middle Earth.
"Where are we going?" asked Louise as she was steered by Anna away from the swift elven guards she could hear behind them.
"I don't know" Replied the shorter girl "and I don't care as long as it gets me away from pervy and the freak. OOF" She had run into something very hard, and it was shaking. Looking up she saw it was a chest, belonging to a tall guy with long hair and blue eyes, who was laughing very hard in a booming voice.
"Trouble with the guards?" he asked "Don't worry, I can help you"
"Don't trust him" whispered Louise "Check out the ears, he's an elf, so he'll either laugh at us or chase us." She observed. The elf laughed again "See?" Louise said
"Well well little ones, who else have you run into today then? There is no need to fear me, for I am already laughing and look, it causes you no pain. And there is no need to chase you for I have caught you already" The two guards came bursting through the trees panting and out of breath.
"What troubles you men?" asked the new elf. Hiding the pair behind him protectively
"Not so much what, sir Cannagan, as who. Those two girls you hide behind your back are witches"
"Witches, eh?" said sir Cannagan, smiling knowingly "Surely if they were witches they would have a wart somewhere on their persons. I see acne, but no warts. Go back to your king and tell him the pair were mere rascals and not witches."
"Yes my liege" answered the guards in unison before running off in the direction they came from
"Thank you sir Cannagan" said Louise
"Acne?" asked Anna dryly "ACNE?"
"Oh great" said Louise "Now you've got her started on this again"
"Again?" inquired Sir Cannagan
"First it was spears, now she's on about acne" Taking her cue, Anna complained
"I DO NOT HAVE ACNE!"
"Indeed you don't" amended sir Cannagan "I merely said that to get those guards away. Sir Rhys Cannagan at your service fair ladies, and you are?"
"I'm Louise" answered the taller of the two "the acne girl is Anna"
"Hi" said Anna. "Wassup?" sir Cannagan looked confused
"The sky?" he answered. Anna laughed.
"It's a way of greeting where we're from sir Cannag-"
"Please" he interrupted, "Rhys. Just Rhys. So where are you sleeping tonight?"
"It's too dangerous to go back to the room. There'll probably be guards there" observed Anna.
"I guess" agreed Louise. "In short sir. Rhys, we have no idea"
"I gladly open my home to you, you are welcome to stay as my guests. On one condition" taking the silence as acknowledgement, he continued "That you tell me your story. When strange maidens meet you in strange circumstances dressed in strange clothes, you just know there's a strange story involved" he said. And so, laughing, the three set off away from the forest to take refuge in Rhys' home.
At the palace, King Legolas was receiving his guards.
"What news of the witches?" he asked
"They aren't" answered the perv.
"What?" demanded Legolas
"Please sire," started the other guard, "We met with sir Cannagan who gave us some information on witches which made it absolutely clear that they weren't."
"Ah," said Legolas "The trusty sir Cannagan, a rascal if ever I've known one, a brilliant friend too. How long has it been since I last saw him?" he inquired
"I believe it is nigh on a year now sire" perv informed him
"Yes" Legolas sighed, the sad look back on his face "I have barely any time to receive guests any more."
"No your highness" agreed perv, before two more guards brought in yet another thief.
"Set him free" declared Legolas "I am going for a walk"
Space shattered with a resounding boom as the Earth was knocked out of orbit and was pulled closer to the sun. The light caused was blinding and all the water on Earth evaporated, causing people to just dry up, plants to wither and die, and soil and cement to crumble. In short, Earth was destroyed. There were no survivors, except for the two girls currently running through the forest of Mirkwood in Middle Earth.
"Where are we going?" asked Louise as she was steered by Anna away from the swift elven guards she could hear behind them.
"I don't know" Replied the shorter girl "and I don't care as long as it gets me away from pervy and the freak. OOF" She had run into something very hard, and it was shaking. Looking up she saw it was a chest, belonging to a tall guy with long hair and blue eyes, who was laughing very hard in a booming voice.
"Trouble with the guards?" he asked "Don't worry, I can help you"
"Don't trust him" whispered Louise "Check out the ears, he's an elf, so he'll either laugh at us or chase us." She observed. The elf laughed again "See?" Louise said
"Well well little ones, who else have you run into today then? There is no need to fear me, for I am already laughing and look, it causes you no pain. And there is no need to chase you for I have caught you already" The two guards came bursting through the trees panting and out of breath.
"What troubles you men?" asked the new elf. Hiding the pair behind him protectively
"Not so much what, sir Cannagan, as who. Those two girls you hide behind your back are witches"
"Witches, eh?" said sir Cannagan, smiling knowingly "Surely if they were witches they would have a wart somewhere on their persons. I see acne, but no warts. Go back to your king and tell him the pair were mere rascals and not witches."
"Yes my liege" answered the guards in unison before running off in the direction they came from
"Thank you sir Cannagan" said Louise
"Acne?" asked Anna dryly "ACNE?"
"Oh great" said Louise "Now you've got her started on this again"
"Again?" inquired Sir Cannagan
"First it was spears, now she's on about acne" Taking her cue, Anna complained
"I DO NOT HAVE ACNE!"
"Indeed you don't" amended sir Cannagan "I merely said that to get those guards away. Sir Rhys Cannagan at your service fair ladies, and you are?"
"I'm Louise" answered the taller of the two "the acne girl is Anna"
"Hi" said Anna. "Wassup?" sir Cannagan looked confused
"The sky?" he answered. Anna laughed.
"It's a way of greeting where we're from sir Cannag-"
"Please" he interrupted, "Rhys. Just Rhys. So where are you sleeping tonight?"
"It's too dangerous to go back to the room. There'll probably be guards there" observed Anna.
"I guess" agreed Louise. "In short sir. Rhys, we have no idea"
"I gladly open my home to you, you are welcome to stay as my guests. On one condition" taking the silence as acknowledgement, he continued "That you tell me your story. When strange maidens meet you in strange circumstances dressed in strange clothes, you just know there's a strange story involved" he said. And so, laughing, the three set off away from the forest to take refuge in Rhys' home.
At the palace, King Legolas was receiving his guards.
"What news of the witches?" he asked
"They aren't" answered the perv.
"What?" demanded Legolas
"Please sire," started the other guard, "We met with sir Cannagan who gave us some information on witches which made it absolutely clear that they weren't."
"Ah," said Legolas "The trusty sir Cannagan, a rascal if ever I've known one, a brilliant friend too. How long has it been since I last saw him?" he inquired
"I believe it is nigh on a year now sire" perv informed him
"Yes" Legolas sighed, the sad look back on his face "I have barely any time to receive guests any more."
"No your highness" agreed perv, before two more guards brought in yet another thief.
"Set him free" declared Legolas "I am going for a walk"