Vermin Dibbuns
---Poem No. 7---
© of Basil Psyche
I don't own Redwall but I do own this story. ;)
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Vermin dibbuns?
What a crazy thought!
Would they be as kittens
or things that just fought?

The idea scares me more!
Little devils over the hill.
Oh, just think of the gore!
Their war cries so shrill!

Vermin rascals?
Fighting in wars?
Savage fighting animals
or doing little chores?

Vermin young ones?
Eating meat, drinking grog?
Slinging rocks, firing guns?
Hopping about like drunken frogs!!!

Vermin children?
Trashing the landscape,
Leaving it barren,
Making it a whole new shape!

Vermin babies,
Growing up to be adults,
Hope they don't have rabies,
Well, look at the results!

Well it's only a mere idea, right?
If it's not...we're in for a fright!!!