Disclaimer:I own no YYH characters.
A/N:Hi again!! Thanx 4 reviewing!! (blah)=thought psychic message
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Meggi entered the auditorium with a huge smile on her face. Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, Boton, Koenma, Genkai, Yomi, Yukina, and Puu were standing behind a podium. Of course, the only ones she noticed were Hiei and Kurama. (Schway schway schway!!!) As soon as everyone was seated, Hiei stepped up to the podium. Several screaming girls (and a couple of boys) ran towards the front. "If any one of you bakas touches me I will cut off your head and serve it for lunch." That stopped most of them, but not all of them. Hiei wound up flinging the others back to their seats.
"Welcome to the Offical Fanfiction University of Yu Yu Hakusho. You are here because you need help with your fanfictions. We will teach you what we perfer you write about. But that's not all you will learn. Each of the people behind me will be teaching a different subject. If you do not learn, you will not be able to ever write another fanfiction in your miserable ningen lives." Kurama pulled Hiei off the podium and stepped up, causing a new group of screaming girls (and misinformed boys) towards the front. They, too were thrown back to their seats.
"What Hiei-san was trying to say was you should try your best to learn while you are here. Otherwise, you will be banned from ever writing another Yu Yu Hakusho fanfiction. Any questions?" Nearly every hand, including Meggi's, went up. "Any questions about the school?" All the hands fell. "Ooookay.....any questions about me?" He grinned. The hands went back up. Well, not all of them. Some girls had swooned. "Alright, you, with the red glove."
"Oh my God!! Do you like, use Herbal Essences?"
"Yes...."
"Ahh! Can I like, totally have your shampoo bottle??"
"Uh, I guess so......assembly dismissed. You will find your schedule in your dorm!" The horde of students ran out of the assembly hall.
As Meggi passed the staff, she heard Yusuke say, "Why do they get stranger every year?"
"I'm not strange!" said Meggi.
"Huh, you've got strange hair..." That was Kuwabara.
Meggi pulled a lock of light blue hair in front of her face. "Look who's talking about strange hair, you orange-haired freak!" she yelled into his face. Well, she had to jump into his face because he was so freaking tall.
"I'm not a freak, you're the freak!" Kuwabara yelled back. Yusuke dragged him away, flashing a "peace" sign at Meggi as he did. Hiei shook her gloved hand.
"I've been wanting to do that for years, but Koenma said it would not make a 'good impression' on the students."
"And you care?"
He smirked, causing Meggi to go light-headed. "You best get back to your dorm." She nodded and walked away, staring at her glove. Then it clicked in her mind what had just happened.
"AHH!" She litterally dashed to her dorm and slammed the door behind her. "I shook Hiei's hand! I. SHOOK. HIEI'S. HAND!!"
"I guess that answers my question..."
Meggi whirled and saw a girl with light orange hair pulled into pigtails sitting on a pallet. "I was gonna ask you Hiei or Kurama, but---YOU WHAT?"
Meggi grinned and held up her glove. The girl attacked her. "Gimme that glove!" She held it out of reach.
"Nope. And I'm guessing you're the girl who set up the 'security system'." She guestured to the cardboard Hiei.
"Yea. Michelle. Just let me touch the glove?" Michelle gave puppy eyes.
"No! That would ruin the whole thing!"
"Well, at least let me see your posters."
Meggi dug the Hiei and Kurama posters out of her bag. "Oh, you like Kurama- kun too, huh?"
"Yea, you got a problem?"
"Nope! Man, you've got some good ones! Let's cover up that tacky wallpaper!" They got to work, taping posters wall to wall.
"Hey, did you read your schedule yet?"
"No! Let's read 'em!"
They ripped open the envelopes that were laying on their beds. "I've got 'Why I'm Not a Girl' with Kurama."
"Me, too! Think he'll show us _exactly_ why he's not a girl?" Michelle asked, an evil grin creeping across her features.
"I wish! Hey, I just realized...."
"What?"
"No one's noticed that I lied! I'm not really a Youko, I just said so. And my hair's supoosed to be brown, but I'm not sleeping on the lawn..."
"That's because you got lied to."
"Come again?"
"If you lie, you still get a dorm, but you hafta go through this obstacle course that Hiei makes up. A second year told me."
"That Hiei makes up?"
"Yea."
"Worth it!"
Laughing, they compared their schedules, then collasped on their pallets.
*The following is Meggi's schedule. Classes with a star next to them are classes she has with Michelle.*
Monday
7:00-Breakfast*
1st period-8:00-Why I'm Not a Girl-Kurama*
2nd period-9:00-Couplings-Boton*
Free Period-10:00*
3rd period-10:30-Gym-Hiei
4th period-11:00-Slapping-Keiko*
5th period-12:00-Why I Am the Greatest Spirit Detective In the History of the Universe-Yusuke*
Lunch-1:00*
6th period-2:00-Kittens-They're Not Just For Girls-Kuwabara*
7th period-3:00-Choir-Yukina
Free Period-4:00*
Dinner-6:00*
Free Period-8:00*
Lights Out-10:15*
Tuesday
Breakfast-7:00*
1st period-8:00-Controlling Youko Powers-Genkai
2nd period-9:00-Math-Keiko*
Free Period-10:00*
3rd Period-10:30-More About Kittens-Kuwabara*
4th period-11:00-Why Hiei/Kurama is Bad and Wrong-Yusuke*
5th period-12:00-Why Yusuke/Boton is Bad and Wrong-Boton*
Lunch-1:00*
6th period-2:00-Evil Things to Put in Your Fanfictions-Hiei*
7th period-3:00-Choir-Yukina
Free Period-4:00*
Dinner-6:00*
Punishment for Those Who Lied on the Registration Forms-8:00-Hiei*
**************************************************************************** ********* Ya like it?? I admit, I got a lot of ideas for this from BananaGirl's fic, The Offical Fanfiction University of DragonBallz.
Tulio:Ya mean ya stole them!
Aren't you dead?
Tulio:Oh, yeah. **dies**
REVIEW PLEASE!
A/N:Hi again!! Thanx 4 reviewing!! (blah)=thought psychic message
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Meggi entered the auditorium with a huge smile on her face. Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, Boton, Koenma, Genkai, Yomi, Yukina, and Puu were standing behind a podium. Of course, the only ones she noticed were Hiei and Kurama. (Schway schway schway!!!) As soon as everyone was seated, Hiei stepped up to the podium. Several screaming girls (and a couple of boys) ran towards the front. "If any one of you bakas touches me I will cut off your head and serve it for lunch." That stopped most of them, but not all of them. Hiei wound up flinging the others back to their seats.
"Welcome to the Offical Fanfiction University of Yu Yu Hakusho. You are here because you need help with your fanfictions. We will teach you what we perfer you write about. But that's not all you will learn. Each of the people behind me will be teaching a different subject. If you do not learn, you will not be able to ever write another fanfiction in your miserable ningen lives." Kurama pulled Hiei off the podium and stepped up, causing a new group of screaming girls (and misinformed boys) towards the front. They, too were thrown back to their seats.
"What Hiei-san was trying to say was you should try your best to learn while you are here. Otherwise, you will be banned from ever writing another Yu Yu Hakusho fanfiction. Any questions?" Nearly every hand, including Meggi's, went up. "Any questions about the school?" All the hands fell. "Ooookay.....any questions about me?" He grinned. The hands went back up. Well, not all of them. Some girls had swooned. "Alright, you, with the red glove."
"Oh my God!! Do you like, use Herbal Essences?"
"Yes...."
"Ahh! Can I like, totally have your shampoo bottle??"
"Uh, I guess so......assembly dismissed. You will find your schedule in your dorm!" The horde of students ran out of the assembly hall.
As Meggi passed the staff, she heard Yusuke say, "Why do they get stranger every year?"
"I'm not strange!" said Meggi.
"Huh, you've got strange hair..." That was Kuwabara.
Meggi pulled a lock of light blue hair in front of her face. "Look who's talking about strange hair, you orange-haired freak!" she yelled into his face. Well, she had to jump into his face because he was so freaking tall.
"I'm not a freak, you're the freak!" Kuwabara yelled back. Yusuke dragged him away, flashing a "peace" sign at Meggi as he did. Hiei shook her gloved hand.
"I've been wanting to do that for years, but Koenma said it would not make a 'good impression' on the students."
"And you care?"
He smirked, causing Meggi to go light-headed. "You best get back to your dorm." She nodded and walked away, staring at her glove. Then it clicked in her mind what had just happened.
"AHH!" She litterally dashed to her dorm and slammed the door behind her. "I shook Hiei's hand! I. SHOOK. HIEI'S. HAND!!"
"I guess that answers my question..."
Meggi whirled and saw a girl with light orange hair pulled into pigtails sitting on a pallet. "I was gonna ask you Hiei or Kurama, but---YOU WHAT?"
Meggi grinned and held up her glove. The girl attacked her. "Gimme that glove!" She held it out of reach.
"Nope. And I'm guessing you're the girl who set up the 'security system'." She guestured to the cardboard Hiei.
"Yea. Michelle. Just let me touch the glove?" Michelle gave puppy eyes.
"No! That would ruin the whole thing!"
"Well, at least let me see your posters."
Meggi dug the Hiei and Kurama posters out of her bag. "Oh, you like Kurama- kun too, huh?"
"Yea, you got a problem?"
"Nope! Man, you've got some good ones! Let's cover up that tacky wallpaper!" They got to work, taping posters wall to wall.
"Hey, did you read your schedule yet?"
"No! Let's read 'em!"
They ripped open the envelopes that were laying on their beds. "I've got 'Why I'm Not a Girl' with Kurama."
"Me, too! Think he'll show us _exactly_ why he's not a girl?" Michelle asked, an evil grin creeping across her features.
"I wish! Hey, I just realized...."
"What?"
"No one's noticed that I lied! I'm not really a Youko, I just said so. And my hair's supoosed to be brown, but I'm not sleeping on the lawn..."
"That's because you got lied to."
"Come again?"
"If you lie, you still get a dorm, but you hafta go through this obstacle course that Hiei makes up. A second year told me."
"That Hiei makes up?"
"Yea."
"Worth it!"
Laughing, they compared their schedules, then collasped on their pallets.
*The following is Meggi's schedule. Classes with a star next to them are classes she has with Michelle.*
Monday
7:00-Breakfast*
1st period-8:00-Why I'm Not a Girl-Kurama*
2nd period-9:00-Couplings-Boton*
Free Period-10:00*
3rd period-10:30-Gym-Hiei
4th period-11:00-Slapping-Keiko*
5th period-12:00-Why I Am the Greatest Spirit Detective In the History of the Universe-Yusuke*
Lunch-1:00*
6th period-2:00-Kittens-They're Not Just For Girls-Kuwabara*
7th period-3:00-Choir-Yukina
Free Period-4:00*
Dinner-6:00*
Free Period-8:00*
Lights Out-10:15*
Tuesday
Breakfast-7:00*
1st period-8:00-Controlling Youko Powers-Genkai
2nd period-9:00-Math-Keiko*
Free Period-10:00*
3rd Period-10:30-More About Kittens-Kuwabara*
4th period-11:00-Why Hiei/Kurama is Bad and Wrong-Yusuke*
5th period-12:00-Why Yusuke/Boton is Bad and Wrong-Boton*
Lunch-1:00*
6th period-2:00-Evil Things to Put in Your Fanfictions-Hiei*
7th period-3:00-Choir-Yukina
Free Period-4:00*
Dinner-6:00*
Punishment for Those Who Lied on the Registration Forms-8:00-Hiei*
**************************************************************************** ********* Ya like it?? I admit, I got a lot of ideas for this from BananaGirl's fic, The Offical Fanfiction University of DragonBallz.
Tulio:Ya mean ya stole them!
Aren't you dead?
Tulio:Oh, yeah. **dies**
REVIEW PLEASE!