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Author's note:Today, I'll put some of the people who requested to be in my fic in. If ya wanna be in it, my offer stands. See chapter 3. PITY ME! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE EVIL DENTIST CHAIR OF DOOM! My dentist is the Grim Reaper with a perm!
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Meggi cackled evily as the girls walked towards their next class, Couplings. "Gimme some!" whined Aruma.
"Chill! As soon as I get these developed, we'll all get some!" Meggi grinned at the camera holding the precious cargo.
"Uh, Meggi?" asked Michelle.
"Yeah?"
"How, exactly, are you gonna get them developed? We can't leave the campus."
Meggi stood stock still. "WAHHHHHH!" She fell to her knees and wailed. Anime tears poured from her eyes. Aruma and Michelle sweatdropped.
"Shut up! You're gonna get the whole school down here!"
"Wonder if pie would cheer her up?" Michelle stared at Aruma as she pulled one of those mini-pies out of her pocket.
"Aruma no baka!"
"What? It always cheers me up!" She wolfed down the pie.Michelle smacked her forehead and started to help Meggi up, but she was beaten to it. Hiei had heard the wails and ran to them.
"What happened?" he asked, looking at the sobbing Meggi. Actually, Meggi was sobbing so hard she didn't even notice Hiei was there. Michelle stared for a second, then slapped Meggi.
"What'd you do that for!" Meggi yelled. Michelle pointed at the koorime. "Hiei-san!"
"Why were you crying?" he asked, his face still stony.
"I-um-er-ah-...." Aruma, the only girl in the room not fixated on Hiei, took over.
"She took naked pictures of Kurama and can't get them developed."
"What?" Hiei asked. Michelle and Meggi shoved Aruma down.
"Um, see, she doesn't know what she's talking about! It's um, er, Meggi, tell him!" Michelle grinned sheepishly and tried to cover Aruma's wide expanse of a mouth.
Glaring at Michelle, Meggi continued. "Yea, she....................hallucinates! Yea, see, she was.......er......dropped! Yea, on her head! Very tragic. Massive brain damage. Sees thngs that never happened. Bye now!" They tried to run down the hall, but were trapped by Hiei's sword.
"Give me that camera and go to class."
____~*~*~____ Meggi moped down the hallway to Boton's class. "What's wrong, Meggi?" asked the ever-oblivious Aruma. Meggi glared.
"Let's see. YOU got my camera taken away, a camera which HAPPENED to be filled with NAKED YOUKO KURAMA PICTURES, which are going to be developed and I'LL probably get EXPELLED from the SCHWAYEST place I've ever been! Have I left anything out?"
"Well, you do have to put up with Boton while you're in an extremely bad mood..."
"Thank you, Aruma. I really, truly needed that." Meggi glowered as they entered Boton's class. A girl with white hair and red eyes was chatting happily with Boton. When she saw Meggi, Michelle and Aruma, she ran over.
"I hear you've got naked Kurama pictures!" Meggi glared.
"Actually, thanks to Little Miss Einstein over here, my camera got confinscated and the pictures are going to be developed and I'll probably get expelled!" The girl flinched.
"Ouch. You mean the STAFF has your porno pictures?" It was Meggi's turn to flinch.
"You wanna get a bullhorn? What's your name, anyway?"
"Claire R.W. Hendrix! I know your names." Boton called the class to order and everyone dashed for seats.
"Today we're going to study Couplings in stories. Can anyone tell me why Kurama/Hiei is wrong?" Meggi raised her hand. "Yes, you. Say your name, please?" She stood.
"My name is Meggi, and Hiei/Kurama is wrong because HIEI IS MINE!" Paper balls got thrown at her, and something harder. She whirled, accidently icing everyone behind her. "Oops..."
"You did it agan!" Glares silenced Aruma as Boton dialed the office.
"Yes, we need a defrosting team down here. Yes, a student." A girl with short, black hair and green eyes melted the ice away and glared at Meggi.
"Why the fuck did you freeze me?" Meggi flared. She did not take being cursed at lightly.
"I don't even know who the hell you are! And I take it, since you have the power of fire and all, that you're the one who threw THIS" She picked up a charred rock and heaved it back at the girl.
"The name's Yuuki. You have succeded in pissing me off. Prepare to DIE!" She shot fireballs at Meggi, who iced them. Michelle ran between them and made a wall of rock.
"You're a youko?" asked Meggi, panting.
"Yea. See the glove?" The rock wall was breaking rapidly, and the girl they had met before, Claire, reinforced it with stuff.
"What's her problem, anyway?" Over the screams, you could hear Boton. Suddenly, Yuuki was flying through the wall. A very pissed, very angry, very oar-carrying Boton came across the rubble and smacked the two girls with the oar.
"You are ALL going to the principal!"
**************************************************************************** ********* Dun dun DUN!! To the people who didn't get put into this chapter, you'll be put into the next one. Kay? And Claire's power is stuff. She said so in her enrollment form. I just do what you people tell me. I am but a tool of your will. That didn't sound right. Shut me up. **gets smacked with Shutting-Up Hammer(c)** Thank you.
Author's note:Today, I'll put some of the people who requested to be in my fic in. If ya wanna be in it, my offer stands. See chapter 3. PITY ME! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE EVIL DENTIST CHAIR OF DOOM! My dentist is the Grim Reaper with a perm!
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Meggi cackled evily as the girls walked towards their next class, Couplings. "Gimme some!" whined Aruma.
"Chill! As soon as I get these developed, we'll all get some!" Meggi grinned at the camera holding the precious cargo.
"Uh, Meggi?" asked Michelle.
"Yeah?"
"How, exactly, are you gonna get them developed? We can't leave the campus."
Meggi stood stock still. "WAHHHHHH!" She fell to her knees and wailed. Anime tears poured from her eyes. Aruma and Michelle sweatdropped.
"Shut up! You're gonna get the whole school down here!"
"Wonder if pie would cheer her up?" Michelle stared at Aruma as she pulled one of those mini-pies out of her pocket.
"Aruma no baka!"
"What? It always cheers me up!" She wolfed down the pie.Michelle smacked her forehead and started to help Meggi up, but she was beaten to it. Hiei had heard the wails and ran to them.
"What happened?" he asked, looking at the sobbing Meggi. Actually, Meggi was sobbing so hard she didn't even notice Hiei was there. Michelle stared for a second, then slapped Meggi.
"What'd you do that for!" Meggi yelled. Michelle pointed at the koorime. "Hiei-san!"
"Why were you crying?" he asked, his face still stony.
"I-um-er-ah-...." Aruma, the only girl in the room not fixated on Hiei, took over.
"She took naked pictures of Kurama and can't get them developed."
"What?" Hiei asked. Michelle and Meggi shoved Aruma down.
"Um, see, she doesn't know what she's talking about! It's um, er, Meggi, tell him!" Michelle grinned sheepishly and tried to cover Aruma's wide expanse of a mouth.
Glaring at Michelle, Meggi continued. "Yea, she....................hallucinates! Yea, see, she was.......er......dropped! Yea, on her head! Very tragic. Massive brain damage. Sees thngs that never happened. Bye now!" They tried to run down the hall, but were trapped by Hiei's sword.
"Give me that camera and go to class."
____~*~*~____ Meggi moped down the hallway to Boton's class. "What's wrong, Meggi?" asked the ever-oblivious Aruma. Meggi glared.
"Let's see. YOU got my camera taken away, a camera which HAPPENED to be filled with NAKED YOUKO KURAMA PICTURES, which are going to be developed and I'LL probably get EXPELLED from the SCHWAYEST place I've ever been! Have I left anything out?"
"Well, you do have to put up with Boton while you're in an extremely bad mood..."
"Thank you, Aruma. I really, truly needed that." Meggi glowered as they entered Boton's class. A girl with white hair and red eyes was chatting happily with Boton. When she saw Meggi, Michelle and Aruma, she ran over.
"I hear you've got naked Kurama pictures!" Meggi glared.
"Actually, thanks to Little Miss Einstein over here, my camera got confinscated and the pictures are going to be developed and I'll probably get expelled!" The girl flinched.
"Ouch. You mean the STAFF has your porno pictures?" It was Meggi's turn to flinch.
"You wanna get a bullhorn? What's your name, anyway?"
"Claire R.W. Hendrix! I know your names." Boton called the class to order and everyone dashed for seats.
"Today we're going to study Couplings in stories. Can anyone tell me why Kurama/Hiei is wrong?" Meggi raised her hand. "Yes, you. Say your name, please?" She stood.
"My name is Meggi, and Hiei/Kurama is wrong because HIEI IS MINE!" Paper balls got thrown at her, and something harder. She whirled, accidently icing everyone behind her. "Oops..."
"You did it agan!" Glares silenced Aruma as Boton dialed the office.
"Yes, we need a defrosting team down here. Yes, a student." A girl with short, black hair and green eyes melted the ice away and glared at Meggi.
"Why the fuck did you freeze me?" Meggi flared. She did not take being cursed at lightly.
"I don't even know who the hell you are! And I take it, since you have the power of fire and all, that you're the one who threw THIS" She picked up a charred rock and heaved it back at the girl.
"The name's Yuuki. You have succeded in pissing me off. Prepare to DIE!" She shot fireballs at Meggi, who iced them. Michelle ran between them and made a wall of rock.
"You're a youko?" asked Meggi, panting.
"Yea. See the glove?" The rock wall was breaking rapidly, and the girl they had met before, Claire, reinforced it with stuff.
"What's her problem, anyway?" Over the screams, you could hear Boton. Suddenly, Yuuki was flying through the wall. A very pissed, very angry, very oar-carrying Boton came across the rubble and smacked the two girls with the oar.
"You are ALL going to the principal!"
**************************************************************************** ********* Dun dun DUN!! To the people who didn't get put into this chapter, you'll be put into the next one. Kay? And Claire's power is stuff. She said so in her enrollment form. I just do what you people tell me. I am but a tool of your will. That didn't sound right. Shut me up. **gets smacked with Shutting-Up Hammer(c)** Thank you.