Another Funny DBZ FanFic.
Adam: Ello....after reading (insert rediculous number here) fanfics I FINALLY decided I needed to write my own. Just a tiny heads up, I don't own shit. I don't own Goku or Vegeta or anyother DBZ character or anything else unless I say other wise. If you think I DO own anything....congradulations you have the intelligence of mayonaise....
Mayonaise: HEY!
Adam: Sorry....
Mayonaise: Condaments have feelings too!
Adam: Okay, okay. I'm sorry.....While I try to calm the mayonaise down...enjoy the fic.
It was a peacful sunny day on Earth. For once no one was trying to blow anything up, kidnap their brother's children, absorb half the city in search of perfection, or devour and destroy the entire Earth's population.
Goten was walking in from outside. Everyone was gathered at the Capsule Corp. for the day. Bulma had made some big plan which just caused Vegeta to cross his arms and go about muttering something about a damn woman.
That was until he got into a disagreement with Goku, which Goten had stepped right into upon walking inside.
"I'm telling you Kakarot, Frieza was a woman!"
Goku shook his head. Though he had to admit Frieza did SOUND like a woman."Well...Frieza was a guy...he umm..he..." Goku trailed off not find anything to defend his side of the argument.
"Why don't you two settle it with over a game, like me and Trunks?" Goten chirped in.
"Why not...any chance to show Kakarot I am better at him in another category is to good to pass up."
"Bring it on, Vegeta.", Goku challenged the would-be prince.
Goten called Trunks over and between the two of them they managed to teach Goku how to play drum roll Super Smash Brothers.
Vegeta wasn't as easy to teach. He crushed the first controller on accident and started to beat Goku about the head with the second one when Trunks told his dad that he had to defeat Goku in battle.
Goku, for reasons unknown, choose Jigglypuff. Vegeta, deciding the only normal looking fighter was Capt. Falcon, he choose him.
two hours later
"HA! That's the fiftieth time I've beaten you Vegeta"
"It is only a game Kakarot..."
"Yeah....but I'm still winning!"
Vegeta had to admit video games wern't his thing. He glared at the stupid pink ball thing that was beating the hell out of his beloved Captain.
"I swear...if I ever see a giant pink blob like that...I will destroy it with my bare hands!"
Bulma had , in the mean time, been preparing her surprise. A new invention. Bulma had made a device that made dragon balls. She thought it worked fine, but one day, Trunks had thought it'd be clever to turn a few numbers around.
"VEGETA, GOKU, EVERYONE!" called Bulma.
"Damn woman...", Vegeta of course.
The entire crowd gathered in the lab where a funny looking machine that looked like a chrome piggy bank sat on the floor. Everyone watched as Bulma flipped a few switches and the machine spat out a cloud. But instead of dragon balls, the machine had spat out The Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell. Bulma gasped when she saw seven bad guys as opposed to seven Dragon Balls.
Vegeta reacted as par-usual by blasting the Ginyu Force into oblivion. Cell quietly slinked out and Freiza was tackled by Goku who began inspecting Frieza's crotch.
"I'll settle this once and for all!" cried Goku.
"Kakarot..that..is....very unsettleing..." stuttered Vegeta.
Frieza cried out, "YOU DAMN SAIYAN, GET AWAY FROM MY CROTCH!" The space tyrant's voice was almost too much to bear.
Finall Goku spoke up. "He..She....IT!" Vegeta glared at Goku...then at Frieza. Vegeta blasted Frieza away as well."Who cares about...that anyway, Kakarot."
Goku shrugged and got up, Frieza's ashes under where he was lieing. He swept the ashes off of his shirt and looked at Bulma for an explination. As Bulma was barraged with a ton of questions, Trunks slinked off outside before he was susspected of tampering with the machine.
At the same time Cell was looking for an escape of his own. While turning a corner, Trunks ran into Cell. Neither recognized the other, the younger Trunks not knowing who Cell is and Cell not recognizing Trunks as a small child.
"Who are you?" Trunks questioned.
Cell responded harshly. "I should ask the same...you little brat."
"BRAT?"
Cell looked at Trunks ad sighed. "Yeah..brat.."
"At least I'm not a cricket freak!"
"Flower hair!"
"Albino face!"
"Midget!"
Trunks had run out of comebacks, so he kicked Cell in the shin, which accidently, took one of Cell's legs off. Luckily for him, it regenerated.
Mean while back at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was having fun with his new "Victim Generater", as he called it. He flipped a switch and a new Frieza would pop out and Vegeta would obliterate it.
Vegeta yelled out "YES...SO MUCH FUN!!!!"
A new Frieza popped out "Now...to destroy Ear-" KABOOM! Bulma kept trying to scold Vegeta for scattering Frieza parts everywhere. Goku was still looking for his "evidence".
Cell and Trunks kept fighting with eachother. Name calling escalted to a full blown fight, which was sorta fairly matched.
Will Trunks beat Cell? Will Bulma fix her invention...better yet will she stop Vegeta from destroying Capsule Corp. Will Goku ever find out what sex Frieza is? Find out next time. Different time same place. So long ^_^
Adam: Ello....after reading (insert rediculous number here) fanfics I FINALLY decided I needed to write my own. Just a tiny heads up, I don't own shit. I don't own Goku or Vegeta or anyother DBZ character or anything else unless I say other wise. If you think I DO own anything....congradulations you have the intelligence of mayonaise....
Mayonaise: HEY!
Adam: Sorry....
Mayonaise: Condaments have feelings too!
Adam: Okay, okay. I'm sorry.....While I try to calm the mayonaise down...enjoy the fic.
It was a peacful sunny day on Earth. For once no one was trying to blow anything up, kidnap their brother's children, absorb half the city in search of perfection, or devour and destroy the entire Earth's population.
Goten was walking in from outside. Everyone was gathered at the Capsule Corp. for the day. Bulma had made some big plan which just caused Vegeta to cross his arms and go about muttering something about a damn woman.
That was until he got into a disagreement with Goku, which Goten had stepped right into upon walking inside.
"I'm telling you Kakarot, Frieza was a woman!"
Goku shook his head. Though he had to admit Frieza did SOUND like a woman."Well...Frieza was a guy...he umm..he..." Goku trailed off not find anything to defend his side of the argument.
"Why don't you two settle it with over a game, like me and Trunks?" Goten chirped in.
"Why not...any chance to show Kakarot I am better at him in another category is to good to pass up."
"Bring it on, Vegeta.", Goku challenged the would-be prince.
Goten called Trunks over and between the two of them they managed to teach Goku how to play drum roll Super Smash Brothers.
Vegeta wasn't as easy to teach. He crushed the first controller on accident and started to beat Goku about the head with the second one when Trunks told his dad that he had to defeat Goku in battle.
Goku, for reasons unknown, choose Jigglypuff. Vegeta, deciding the only normal looking fighter was Capt. Falcon, he choose him.
two hours later
"HA! That's the fiftieth time I've beaten you Vegeta"
"It is only a game Kakarot..."
"Yeah....but I'm still winning!"
Vegeta had to admit video games wern't his thing. He glared at the stupid pink ball thing that was beating the hell out of his beloved Captain.
"I swear...if I ever see a giant pink blob like that...I will destroy it with my bare hands!"
Bulma had , in the mean time, been preparing her surprise. A new invention. Bulma had made a device that made dragon balls. She thought it worked fine, but one day, Trunks had thought it'd be clever to turn a few numbers around.
"VEGETA, GOKU, EVERYONE!" called Bulma.
"Damn woman...", Vegeta of course.
The entire crowd gathered in the lab where a funny looking machine that looked like a chrome piggy bank sat on the floor. Everyone watched as Bulma flipped a few switches and the machine spat out a cloud. But instead of dragon balls, the machine had spat out The Ginyu Force, Frieza, and Cell. Bulma gasped when she saw seven bad guys as opposed to seven Dragon Balls.
Vegeta reacted as par-usual by blasting the Ginyu Force into oblivion. Cell quietly slinked out and Freiza was tackled by Goku who began inspecting Frieza's crotch.
"I'll settle this once and for all!" cried Goku.
"Kakarot..that..is....very unsettleing..." stuttered Vegeta.
Frieza cried out, "YOU DAMN SAIYAN, GET AWAY FROM MY CROTCH!" The space tyrant's voice was almost too much to bear.
Finall Goku spoke up. "He..She....IT!" Vegeta glared at Goku...then at Frieza. Vegeta blasted Frieza away as well."Who cares about...that anyway, Kakarot."
Goku shrugged and got up, Frieza's ashes under where he was lieing. He swept the ashes off of his shirt and looked at Bulma for an explination. As Bulma was barraged with a ton of questions, Trunks slinked off outside before he was susspected of tampering with the machine.
At the same time Cell was looking for an escape of his own. While turning a corner, Trunks ran into Cell. Neither recognized the other, the younger Trunks not knowing who Cell is and Cell not recognizing Trunks as a small child.
"Who are you?" Trunks questioned.
Cell responded harshly. "I should ask the same...you little brat."
"BRAT?"
Cell looked at Trunks ad sighed. "Yeah..brat.."
"At least I'm not a cricket freak!"
"Flower hair!"
"Albino face!"
"Midget!"
Trunks had run out of comebacks, so he kicked Cell in the shin, which accidently, took one of Cell's legs off. Luckily for him, it regenerated.
Mean while back at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was having fun with his new "Victim Generater", as he called it. He flipped a switch and a new Frieza would pop out and Vegeta would obliterate it.
Vegeta yelled out "YES...SO MUCH FUN!!!!"
A new Frieza popped out "Now...to destroy Ear-" KABOOM! Bulma kept trying to scold Vegeta for scattering Frieza parts everywhere. Goku was still looking for his "evidence".
Cell and Trunks kept fighting with eachother. Name calling escalted to a full blown fight, which was sorta fairly matched.
Will Trunks beat Cell? Will Bulma fix her invention...better yet will she stop Vegeta from destroying Capsule Corp. Will Goku ever find out what sex Frieza is? Find out next time. Different time same place. So long ^_^