The Sequel to Yet Another Funny DBZ Story.
Adam: Announcer type voice Last time..uhh..on this story....Vegeta was blasting an army of Friezas, Goku was on the trail of Frieza's sexuality, and Trunks and Cell were dukeing it out....OH! And Mayonnaise got over his emotional problems!
Mayonnaise: sporting a rocket launcher Hold still fat boy!
Adam: ACK! Oh, before I run like a coward into the mountains, I don't own Goku, Vegeta, any other DBZ stuff or the FFX stuff I'm sticking in here...now...deep breath RUN AWAY!!!
Cell was looking for a way to win this little fight with Trunks...he thought..and thought....and thought some more until finally...
"That's it...I'll absorb you!" cried Cell. Trunks sort of shrugged and went super.
Cell rushed forward and tried absorbing Trunks....AND HE DID. But, before he could call out his victory, a startling change occurred. Cell morphed into a short lavender version of a Cell Jr. with silly looking green hair.
Meanwhile Gohan was at school, learning oh so many things. But, something was bothering him...he didn't really fit in with any one group. He wasn't a big nerd. If he tried to be a jock he would be found out eventually as the gold fighter, but then Gohan relised...GOTH. That was the answer. Go gothic. Gohan rushed off before his next class to get what he needed. He got back with moments to spare. A quick trip to the bathroom produced the worst embarrassment to all of Goth AND Saiyan kind. Gohan had made his hair even MORE spiky, covered his face in white make-up, had insert ridiculous number number 2 here chains and bracelets on, was dressed head to toe in black, and had enough piercings to hang a shower curtain off on.
But of course Gohan lacked one thing. An attitude. Gohan walked his bad Gothic self up to the table where those three weirdoes usually sat. That chick with the huge breasts, the vampire guy, and some kid who follows them both.
Gohan started," Hey, mind if I sit here. If you don't mi-," but, he was cut short by the big breasted one, who was known as Lulu.
She said to the poor boy, "Just..no...go..go home...go to sleep...come back normal..."
The vampire guy just nodded while the drooling boy tried for the ridiculous number three, I choose you! time to look down Lulu's dress.
A dismayed Gohan went to the bathroom and emerged his regular old self.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was STILL blowing Friezas up...over...and over....AND OVER....etc.
Vegeta was just beginning to tire of this game when all of a sudden Cell flew in and went up to Bulma, and begged, in an odd fusion of Trunks and Cell's voice, for Bulma to help separate him and Trunks.
Bulma thought about this for a moment. She then immediately got to work on a new invention. Cell/Trunks just waited. Vegeta calmly kept telling himself not to blow up the queer looking version of Cell because Trunks was in there too. (AN: I am using queer to mean weird or abnormal, not homosexual or gay. ^_^)
Bulma walked over with a new device. This one looked like a little pogo- stick/gun combination. Bulma aimed the device at Cell/Trunks and fired. A strange red light engulfed Cell/Trunks and when it all cleared, the two were separated.
Not three seconds later, Vegeta was pounding the living crap out of Cell.
"You punch stupid green mother CENCORED I'm gonna punch, kick rip your tail off and grab, tear, tear strangle you with it!"
Vegeta was none to happy with Cell, remembering how he struck him and his future son down so easily.
"Would it ,ow, help if ,aghh, if I said I was , agghh my tail, sorry ?" cried Cell.
"Hmm....NO!"
"Crud."
Vegeta continued pounding Cell long into the night, even after Cell lost consciousness.
Meanwhile Goku had dug out of the junk drawer a magnifying glass, a trench coat, and a notepad. He was going the whole nine yards to try and determine if Frieza was a man or a woman. He carefully studied each piece of Frieza that Vegeta had scattered across the room where Bulma's machine was. Unfortunately, Vegeta hadn't left much to be studied.
A twitching to the side caught Goku's attention. A part of one of the Frieza's was still alive. It was the upper torso, head, and one arm. It reached out in search of help towards Goku.
Goku reached forward and pouted.
"You don't have the parts I'm looking for," he said. He then fired an energy attack at the twitching remains and vaporized them. Frieza's cry of pain almost caused any one in a three mile radius to suddenly bleed from the ears.
Time marches on.....
Gohan walked into Capsule Corp. He almost forgot he had to go there instead of his own house because he was so upset about what had happened earlier.
"Why me....?" He questioned himself.
Just as Gohan began contemplating weather his problems here were of his creation or the machinations of a higher power, three Friezas from Bulma's machine flew by followed by Goku.
Goku screamed after the fleeing Friezas, "All i need to do is take a good look!!!"
Gohan shuddered and didn't even wanna know.
Cell had managed to escape, hanging on to his life by a hangnail. He shuddered as his body slowly regenerated. As he regenerated, he began plotting his revenge...not on Goku or even Gohan...no..on Vegeta and Trunks. All of a sudden Goten walked up to Cell.
"Hey, you okay mister ?" Goten asked innocently.
"Yes....who are you ?" Cell recognized some of Goku's features in the boy and then grinned figuring this must be his second son.
"I'm Goten!" said Goten proudly.
"Then you must know Vegeta and Trunks....."
"Yeah...I do..why ?"
"Oh you'll see...you'll see !"
Gasp! What could the evil Cell be plotting now. And what of Goku and the Friezas??? And what about Gohan ? Will he ever fit in...(not bloody likely...) All this and more in chapter 3....coming soon....I hope....cough cough....
Adam: Announcer type voice Last time..uhh..on this story....Vegeta was blasting an army of Friezas, Goku was on the trail of Frieza's sexuality, and Trunks and Cell were dukeing it out....OH! And Mayonnaise got over his emotional problems!
Mayonnaise: sporting a rocket launcher Hold still fat boy!
Adam: ACK! Oh, before I run like a coward into the mountains, I don't own Goku, Vegeta, any other DBZ stuff or the FFX stuff I'm sticking in here...now...deep breath RUN AWAY!!!
Cell was looking for a way to win this little fight with Trunks...he thought..and thought....and thought some more until finally...
"That's it...I'll absorb you!" cried Cell. Trunks sort of shrugged and went super.
Cell rushed forward and tried absorbing Trunks....AND HE DID. But, before he could call out his victory, a startling change occurred. Cell morphed into a short lavender version of a Cell Jr. with silly looking green hair.
Meanwhile Gohan was at school, learning oh so many things. But, something was bothering him...he didn't really fit in with any one group. He wasn't a big nerd. If he tried to be a jock he would be found out eventually as the gold fighter, but then Gohan relised...GOTH. That was the answer. Go gothic. Gohan rushed off before his next class to get what he needed. He got back with moments to spare. A quick trip to the bathroom produced the worst embarrassment to all of Goth AND Saiyan kind. Gohan had made his hair even MORE spiky, covered his face in white make-up, had insert ridiculous number number 2 here chains and bracelets on, was dressed head to toe in black, and had enough piercings to hang a shower curtain off on.
But of course Gohan lacked one thing. An attitude. Gohan walked his bad Gothic self up to the table where those three weirdoes usually sat. That chick with the huge breasts, the vampire guy, and some kid who follows them both.
Gohan started," Hey, mind if I sit here. If you don't mi-," but, he was cut short by the big breasted one, who was known as Lulu.
She said to the poor boy, "Just..no...go..go home...go to sleep...come back normal..."
The vampire guy just nodded while the drooling boy tried for the ridiculous number three, I choose you! time to look down Lulu's dress.
A dismayed Gohan went to the bathroom and emerged his regular old self.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corp. Vegeta was STILL blowing Friezas up...over...and over....AND OVER....etc.
Vegeta was just beginning to tire of this game when all of a sudden Cell flew in and went up to Bulma, and begged, in an odd fusion of Trunks and Cell's voice, for Bulma to help separate him and Trunks.
Bulma thought about this for a moment. She then immediately got to work on a new invention. Cell/Trunks just waited. Vegeta calmly kept telling himself not to blow up the queer looking version of Cell because Trunks was in there too. (AN: I am using queer to mean weird or abnormal, not homosexual or gay. ^_^)
Bulma walked over with a new device. This one looked like a little pogo- stick/gun combination. Bulma aimed the device at Cell/Trunks and fired. A strange red light engulfed Cell/Trunks and when it all cleared, the two were separated.
Not three seconds later, Vegeta was pounding the living crap out of Cell.
"You punch stupid green mother CENCORED I'm gonna punch, kick rip your tail off and grab, tear, tear strangle you with it!"
Vegeta was none to happy with Cell, remembering how he struck him and his future son down so easily.
"Would it ,ow, help if ,aghh, if I said I was , agghh my tail, sorry ?" cried Cell.
"Hmm....NO!"
"Crud."
Vegeta continued pounding Cell long into the night, even after Cell lost consciousness.
Meanwhile Goku had dug out of the junk drawer a magnifying glass, a trench coat, and a notepad. He was going the whole nine yards to try and determine if Frieza was a man or a woman. He carefully studied each piece of Frieza that Vegeta had scattered across the room where Bulma's machine was. Unfortunately, Vegeta hadn't left much to be studied.
A twitching to the side caught Goku's attention. A part of one of the Frieza's was still alive. It was the upper torso, head, and one arm. It reached out in search of help towards Goku.
Goku reached forward and pouted.
"You don't have the parts I'm looking for," he said. He then fired an energy attack at the twitching remains and vaporized them. Frieza's cry of pain almost caused any one in a three mile radius to suddenly bleed from the ears.
Time marches on.....
Gohan walked into Capsule Corp. He almost forgot he had to go there instead of his own house because he was so upset about what had happened earlier.
"Why me....?" He questioned himself.
Just as Gohan began contemplating weather his problems here were of his creation or the machinations of a higher power, three Friezas from Bulma's machine flew by followed by Goku.
Goku screamed after the fleeing Friezas, "All i need to do is take a good look!!!"
Gohan shuddered and didn't even wanna know.
Cell had managed to escape, hanging on to his life by a hangnail. He shuddered as his body slowly regenerated. As he regenerated, he began plotting his revenge...not on Goku or even Gohan...no..on Vegeta and Trunks. All of a sudden Goten walked up to Cell.
"Hey, you okay mister ?" Goten asked innocently.
"Yes....who are you ?" Cell recognized some of Goku's features in the boy and then grinned figuring this must be his second son.
"I'm Goten!" said Goten proudly.
"Then you must know Vegeta and Trunks....."
"Yeah...I do..why ?"
"Oh you'll see...you'll see !"
Gasp! What could the evil Cell be plotting now. And what of Goku and the Friezas??? And what about Gohan ? Will he ever fit in...(not bloody likely...) All this and more in chapter 3....coming soon....I hope....cough cough....