Authors note: I got reviews (shock!) Thanks guys. Thanks Allie, I'm so
glad you like it and you're from the UK! Woohoo, I try to work my British
slang to the like 89th degree, and I myself am not from Britain. Yes, I
read and LOVED the book Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging! Such a
crack up, brilliant book, I love it! Please R/R thanks!
Disclaimer: Not mine, I wash my hands of ever being in denial and thinking it was mine, ahem.
7:39 AM:
Glory, joy, glory, joy, happy day, it's too early, I want to go back to sleep, but stalking Oliver must go on, the game MUST go on, be back after breakfast.
9:45 AM:
Life just took a drastic turn and for the BETTER for once, guess what? Hehe, I was talking to Oliver this morning, and I gave him a hug as I left for Herbology (Honestly, do I care if he has a girlfriend? I'll give my buddy a hug NO matter what) and Nickela saw us and she goes all nuclear on him "OLIVER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? YOU MORON!" Then she stalked off. Then I did an evil cackle, now I feel major guilt.
11:30 AM:
Just saw Oliver and Nickela totally and completely making up, so I guess I have nothing to feel guilty about, darn, being guilty wasn't THAT bad.
4:50 PM:
I was playing with Neville's toad and I psychotically kissed it hoping Oliver would like miraculously turn the corner, taking me into his arms and be my prince, but as I kissed Trevor (Neville's toad) Snape rounded the corner and was like "Good Day Ms. Belle" in his greasiest tone. I'm off to drown myself in pity, self-loathing and butter beer.
7:10 PM:
Rather tipsy, I vaguely remember telling Oliver "Get me another butter beer and make it buttery sweets" just vaguely.
8:00 PM:
Still tipsy.
4:35 AM:
Still vaguely tipsy, but getting over it, remember to never mix butter beer with Chocolate Frogs, and never, if you are ever going to get tipsy, don't do it around your crush.
5:89 AM:
Sorry about the numbers, I'm all messed up, still, I seriously can't go to classes today, Snape already took 35 points away from Gryffindor for my merely "breathing rather loudly" Merlin forgive me, must've been when I was tipsy, zut.
12:00 PM:
Whew, I think it's over, just maybe, my gosh, Oliver kept asking me if I was "okay" I told him if he kissed me I'd feel a heck of a lot better, and he said "Sorry no can do, you want some oatmeal instead?"
1:22 PM:
Love Oliver.
1:44 PM:
Hehe, in Charms, I feel better now, I had to puke earlier and on my adventure to do so I accidentally walked into the bloke's bathroom, but other then that, I'm hanging in there, at least a bit.
1:55 PM:
NEVER GOING TO GET TIPSY AGAIN!
3:52 PM:
Was going to some sort of costume party tonight, but I had no need to, Oliver and Nickela were going to be there, Oliver's costume was a Scottish Bagpipe Boy, or whatever you call it, and he was wearing a kilt!
5:45 PM:
Decided to go to the costume party and randomly stalk Oliver, he seemed preoccupied with Nickela and with the punch, can't tell which one he likes more, I think he picked the punch because Nickela got all moody with him, if you ask me she needs a PUNCH. I loathe that girl, such a fool. I did enjoy chatting up Oliver, you know Oliver, the one in the kilt, hehe, and I was wearing my sign that said "STOP DRINKING BUTTER BEER IT DAMAGES YOUR BRAIN!" that was my costume, honest. I danced with Fred Weasley then George Weasley, those two are cuties! I've got to go finish my History of Magic essay, lates.
Disclaimer: Not mine, I wash my hands of ever being in denial and thinking it was mine, ahem.
7:39 AM:
Glory, joy, glory, joy, happy day, it's too early, I want to go back to sleep, but stalking Oliver must go on, the game MUST go on, be back after breakfast.
9:45 AM:
Life just took a drastic turn and for the BETTER for once, guess what? Hehe, I was talking to Oliver this morning, and I gave him a hug as I left for Herbology (Honestly, do I care if he has a girlfriend? I'll give my buddy a hug NO matter what) and Nickela saw us and she goes all nuclear on him "OLIVER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? YOU MORON!" Then she stalked off. Then I did an evil cackle, now I feel major guilt.
11:30 AM:
Just saw Oliver and Nickela totally and completely making up, so I guess I have nothing to feel guilty about, darn, being guilty wasn't THAT bad.
4:50 PM:
I was playing with Neville's toad and I psychotically kissed it hoping Oliver would like miraculously turn the corner, taking me into his arms and be my prince, but as I kissed Trevor (Neville's toad) Snape rounded the corner and was like "Good Day Ms. Belle" in his greasiest tone. I'm off to drown myself in pity, self-loathing and butter beer.
7:10 PM:
Rather tipsy, I vaguely remember telling Oliver "Get me another butter beer and make it buttery sweets" just vaguely.
8:00 PM:
Still tipsy.
4:35 AM:
Still vaguely tipsy, but getting over it, remember to never mix butter beer with Chocolate Frogs, and never, if you are ever going to get tipsy, don't do it around your crush.
5:89 AM:
Sorry about the numbers, I'm all messed up, still, I seriously can't go to classes today, Snape already took 35 points away from Gryffindor for my merely "breathing rather loudly" Merlin forgive me, must've been when I was tipsy, zut.
12:00 PM:
Whew, I think it's over, just maybe, my gosh, Oliver kept asking me if I was "okay" I told him if he kissed me I'd feel a heck of a lot better, and he said "Sorry no can do, you want some oatmeal instead?"
1:22 PM:
Love Oliver.
1:44 PM:
Hehe, in Charms, I feel better now, I had to puke earlier and on my adventure to do so I accidentally walked into the bloke's bathroom, but other then that, I'm hanging in there, at least a bit.
1:55 PM:
NEVER GOING TO GET TIPSY AGAIN!
3:52 PM:
Was going to some sort of costume party tonight, but I had no need to, Oliver and Nickela were going to be there, Oliver's costume was a Scottish Bagpipe Boy, or whatever you call it, and he was wearing a kilt!
5:45 PM:
Decided to go to the costume party and randomly stalk Oliver, he seemed preoccupied with Nickela and with the punch, can't tell which one he likes more, I think he picked the punch because Nickela got all moody with him, if you ask me she needs a PUNCH. I loathe that girl, such a fool. I did enjoy chatting up Oliver, you know Oliver, the one in the kilt, hehe, and I was wearing my sign that said "STOP DRINKING BUTTER BEER IT DAMAGES YOUR BRAIN!" that was my costume, honest. I danced with Fred Weasley then George Weasley, those two are cuties! I've got to go finish my History of Magic essay, lates.