Authors Note: I'm sorry it has taken so long to update! Honestly! I just
hope it was worth the wait!
Ginnygirl: Thanks so much for reviewing! I'm glad you find it 'hilarious' because I do not but there you have it!
Danny's Girl: You're such an amazingly consistent reviewer, go you! Yeah, I agree, I do sort of gravitate to chapter six, I really like that one too :D Woah that sounded pompous.
Sailor Gemini: Kudos to you and your constant reviewing! I'm glad you like the whole "e-mailing when a new chapter comes out" thingie, I got quoted that is amazing "MORON KATIE!! MORON!" Hehe, yes, I burst out laughing quite randomly too and my Dad is like "???????" I also have begun to call my Dad silly doodles, very odd.
I am so sorry if this chapter is incredibly NOT funny, but I'm in total writer's block after just writing my Draco angst story, and I felt as if I had to update, so I hope I can work through the writer's block, but forgive me.
~*Chasing Mr. Wood~*
8:00 AM:
I am leaving for breakfast, glory joy I am so gosh darn happy that I am living today.
9:00 AM:
Life stinks
9:05 AM:
Oliver has a new girlfriend Alicia! Can you believe that? My BEST friend!! MY BEST BLOODY FRIEND! Goodness sake.
9:30 AM:
Going to massacre Alicia
9:45 AM:
And Oliver.
10:00 AM:
(Pouting)
11:00 AM:
Off to ruddy Potion's I am really not in a people mood today, REALLY not in a people mood today. Ugly life. Maybe I could tell the school about Alicia's obsession with hotdogs at one sitting she ate 39!
11:11 AM:
Snape just took points away from me because apparently I "breathe too loudly"
12:00 PM:
I will drown my issues in butter beer, as to be expected.
12:01 PM:
Mmm butter beer #1
12:15 PM:
Butter beer #2 being chugged down!
12:23 PM:
Butter beer number 3, good stuff.
12:30 PM:
I am wondering around the halls, like a psychotic cow. "MOOOOOO" I scream at people, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Issues.
12:45 PM:
Stressy today Mr. Oliver Wood and Mrs. Wood are today, I just walked into their daily snogging session and Oliver pushed me out of the classroom shut the door and said "Throw some water on your face Belle, your drunk as anything." In which I replied: "Oh I see how it is, pushing your old girlfriend out." While I was outside of the door, okay so I never went out with Oliver, but that is beside the point.
1:30 PM:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:50 PM:
Talked to Alicia like I always do around 3:30 PM, we always talk about cute guys, and our boyfriends (even though I am without now) and stuff. So Alicia thinking we were still in "boyfriend" mode; started talking about Oliver, insanely. Then she said, "Ouch does that sting?" Apparently she still remembers her and Oliver in the empty classroom, and the fact I am madly in love with Oliver. I shot her a really nasty look and through Hogwarts A History at her, big book that is, then she became unconscious. Little dolt serves her right, Oh no Oliver is coming.
4:12 PM:
Oliver came in here and started snogging Alicia until he realized she was unconscious and not snogging back. I tried to tell him, but he couldn't hear me. When he saw that her face was all pale and she was unconscious he immediately started on the twins. "FRED GEORGE! WHAT'D YOU DO TO ALICIA I KNEW YOU LIKED HER MATE BUT MERLIN, KNOCKING HER UNCONSCIOUS?" The twins just looked oddly at Wood and motioned over to me. "Oh it was you." I rolled my eyes and said "Maybe." As I was shrugging he then proceeded to pick Alicia up but couldn't, maybe it was all those hotdogs back in her third year, oooh that was mean. Does it sting?
Ginnygirl: Thanks so much for reviewing! I'm glad you find it 'hilarious' because I do not but there you have it!
Danny's Girl: You're such an amazingly consistent reviewer, go you! Yeah, I agree, I do sort of gravitate to chapter six, I really like that one too :D Woah that sounded pompous.
Sailor Gemini: Kudos to you and your constant reviewing! I'm glad you like the whole "e-mailing when a new chapter comes out" thingie, I got quoted that is amazing "MORON KATIE!! MORON!" Hehe, yes, I burst out laughing quite randomly too and my Dad is like "???????" I also have begun to call my Dad silly doodles, very odd.
I am so sorry if this chapter is incredibly NOT funny, but I'm in total writer's block after just writing my Draco angst story, and I felt as if I had to update, so I hope I can work through the writer's block, but forgive me.
~*Chasing Mr. Wood~*
8:00 AM:
I am leaving for breakfast, glory joy I am so gosh darn happy that I am living today.
9:00 AM:
Life stinks
9:05 AM:
Oliver has a new girlfriend Alicia! Can you believe that? My BEST friend!! MY BEST BLOODY FRIEND! Goodness sake.
9:30 AM:
Going to massacre Alicia
9:45 AM:
And Oliver.
10:00 AM:
(Pouting)
11:00 AM:
Off to ruddy Potion's I am really not in a people mood today, REALLY not in a people mood today. Ugly life. Maybe I could tell the school about Alicia's obsession with hotdogs at one sitting she ate 39!
11:11 AM:
Snape just took points away from me because apparently I "breathe too loudly"
12:00 PM:
I will drown my issues in butter beer, as to be expected.
12:01 PM:
Mmm butter beer #1
12:15 PM:
Butter beer #2 being chugged down!
12:23 PM:
Butter beer number 3, good stuff.
12:30 PM:
I am wondering around the halls, like a psychotic cow. "MOOOOOO" I scream at people, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Issues.
12:45 PM:
Stressy today Mr. Oliver Wood and Mrs. Wood are today, I just walked into their daily snogging session and Oliver pushed me out of the classroom shut the door and said "Throw some water on your face Belle, your drunk as anything." In which I replied: "Oh I see how it is, pushing your old girlfriend out." While I was outside of the door, okay so I never went out with Oliver, but that is beside the point.
1:30 PM:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:50 PM:
Talked to Alicia like I always do around 3:30 PM, we always talk about cute guys, and our boyfriends (even though I am without now) and stuff. So Alicia thinking we were still in "boyfriend" mode; started talking about Oliver, insanely. Then she said, "Ouch does that sting?" Apparently she still remembers her and Oliver in the empty classroom, and the fact I am madly in love with Oliver. I shot her a really nasty look and through Hogwarts A History at her, big book that is, then she became unconscious. Little dolt serves her right, Oh no Oliver is coming.
4:12 PM:
Oliver came in here and started snogging Alicia until he realized she was unconscious and not snogging back. I tried to tell him, but he couldn't hear me. When he saw that her face was all pale and she was unconscious he immediately started on the twins. "FRED GEORGE! WHAT'D YOU DO TO ALICIA I KNEW YOU LIKED HER MATE BUT MERLIN, KNOCKING HER UNCONSCIOUS?" The twins just looked oddly at Wood and motioned over to me. "Oh it was you." I rolled my eyes and said "Maybe." As I was shrugging he then proceeded to pick Alicia up but couldn't, maybe it was all those hotdogs back in her third year, oooh that was mean. Does it sting?