Authors Note: Oh my gosh! You guys so rock, all of these reviews, I love
it I love it! It's almost Thanksgiving (tomorrow) yay! Happy Thanksgiving
to everyone! Special thanks to:
Dana: I know, I know, I really ought to write more, but I don't want to like, stuff too much funny stuff into one chapter I'm trying to stick to like one theme per chapter, I sort of want to moderate it, if that makes any sense at all. Heh, heh, heh, to the last part in your review.
FF Queen: I'm sorry, I don't write very long chapters, maybe I could make this one long, because I really like the song I'm listening to now and I could sit here for hours just writing! Hehe, I just got back from helping my Grandma with Thanksgiving dinner. Okay, too much of my personal life, maybe this chapter will be a bit longer :D Thanks for the review.
Chic: I liked the tripe part, and Katie's last line cracked me up also. Here's chapter 11. Enjoy.
Wolfsbane Child of the Moon: This ficcie is just, really, really, really ODD! Kudos to reviewing.
Ginny Girl: I bet you're right about Alicia being jealous. But by golly if I had Oliver as a boyfriend and I was told he was hanging out with another girl. I'D BE JEALOUS TOO! Yes, you are oh so dedicated. (Wink)
All reviews are greatly appreciated!
~*Chasing Mr. Wood*~
4 AM:
I just got into my dormitory Alicia and I were talking about Oliver in the common room, we sat on the couch, and she sniffled and said:
"This is where Oliver and I always snog."
"Touching." I replied.
She is so odd, honestly! It is quite late, because we have classes tomorrow. Marvelous.
8 AM:
I am awake and ready to embark on this beautiful day in which awaits me. Now that the positive is over: Life stinks.
8:34 AM:
Back from breakfast, we had oatmeal sticks. What do they think that they are feeding us here? Oatmeal sticks? This is very odd indeed, although very tasty. Oliver was appropriately back at the Gryffindor table this morning. Alicia was delighted.
"So, your not dead? Honestly? Oh galoshes, I love you I love you!" She tells him.
Then he replies: "You're suffocating me!" Then she goes. "Oh that's no good, you can't snog if you're suffocated!"
Then I did a very loud "Ahem." And Oliver blushed and became very involved with his hash browns; I whispered to Alicia "Maybe he's having a love affair with the hash browns." Then she punched me in the arm, really, really hard. Heh heh heh, my job is done.
9:19 AM:
Back from Potions, we made love potions today, even though they are apparently 'outlawed' Snape adores making us do tedious tasks and watching us suffer, apparently. I was paired with Marcus Flint. GLORY JOY! The guy with the messed up teeth. I told him "In no way shape or form am I drinking that, you are welcome to fall in 'love' with me but I'm not drinking THAT." So he happily gulped down the potion, nothing happened. I was beside myself; no psycho-obsessed-with-me-Marcus's running around. Then about ten minutes later he started chasing after me. I screamed and ran to Snape, clutching on to his robes.
"Don't let him eat me!" I squealed. I was entirely freaked out; Alicia and Oliver were partying with the potions.
Snape just rolled his eyes, pulled his robes out of my grip and said. "Well, Miss. Belle, I'm sorry you feel that way, now get out of my way and go frolic."
Properly disturbed, I ran to the lavatory and have been 'here' yes I am in the lavatory right now. Off to History of Magic. Yippee, Maniac Binn's someone call the insane asylum.
10:00 AM:
Professor Binn's is SO darn creepy, honestly. He kept talking in his own little slang language. In trying to be cool, he is now wearing SHINY PURPLE DISCO robes, I didn't no ghosts changed their clothes. ??????? Who knows? So, in my freaked-out-ness I see Alicia raising her hand.
"Yes Alicia?"
"Sir, why are Ravenclaws such COMPLETE, and utter fools? Also why do they act like such dolts? Honestly, it's as if they were neglected as children." Alicia said shooting daggers at the new Ravenclaw girl who I laughingly said was with Oliver. Apparently she couldn't tell I was KIDDING.
I slouched in my chair, and couldn't contain the giggles. Alicia rolled her eyes in a queenly manner. And with the dignity of a soldier Old Mr. Binn's replied.
"ALICIA I myself was a Ravenclaw, now please get yourself and your giggly friend out of this classroom." Alicia, good girl of the year was surprised as heck.
We walked out of the classroom.
Then Alicia kept crying her eyes out. "He yelled at me!" She said like a little kid.
"Sweetie, he didn't yell at you." I said trying to comfort her the best I could, she continued to wail, incredibly freaked out my friend was being such a MORON, I happily said, "How bout some butter beer?"
So we snuck off to The Three Broomsticks, and Alicia DROWNED herself in butter beer, heh heh, good girl of the year, PLEASE. She seemed to feel better after about her twentieth one and was ready to go back to the 'magical castle of snoggs and happiness' in her words, not mine. So now that she was properly DRUNK, I rushed her to the common room and told her not to come out until she was over her drunkness. She just cocked her head and said. "Alicia's don't get drunk, please, those are only Kates." I laughed and now I'm running to Herbology WITHOUT Alicia.
12:30 PM:
I am now at lunch, I brought Alicia up some Saltines and some water, and she happily ate and drank. Now I'm down here eating some more of those oatmeal sticks, golly gee, I like those, I like em' a whole lot. Doby made them especially for me; he said it was because I am completely gorgeous. Actually he didn't, but I would feel special if a house elf told me I was gorgeous. Scratch that, I'd be happy if ANYONE told me I was gorgeous, even if it was a mountain troll.
Dana: I know, I know, I really ought to write more, but I don't want to like, stuff too much funny stuff into one chapter I'm trying to stick to like one theme per chapter, I sort of want to moderate it, if that makes any sense at all. Heh, heh, heh, to the last part in your review.
FF Queen: I'm sorry, I don't write very long chapters, maybe I could make this one long, because I really like the song I'm listening to now and I could sit here for hours just writing! Hehe, I just got back from helping my Grandma with Thanksgiving dinner. Okay, too much of my personal life, maybe this chapter will be a bit longer :D Thanks for the review.
Chic: I liked the tripe part, and Katie's last line cracked me up also. Here's chapter 11. Enjoy.
Wolfsbane Child of the Moon: This ficcie is just, really, really, really ODD! Kudos to reviewing.
Ginny Girl: I bet you're right about Alicia being jealous. But by golly if I had Oliver as a boyfriend and I was told he was hanging out with another girl. I'D BE JEALOUS TOO! Yes, you are oh so dedicated. (Wink)
All reviews are greatly appreciated!
~*Chasing Mr. Wood*~
4 AM:
I just got into my dormitory Alicia and I were talking about Oliver in the common room, we sat on the couch, and she sniffled and said:
"This is where Oliver and I always snog."
"Touching." I replied.
She is so odd, honestly! It is quite late, because we have classes tomorrow. Marvelous.
8 AM:
I am awake and ready to embark on this beautiful day in which awaits me. Now that the positive is over: Life stinks.
8:34 AM:
Back from breakfast, we had oatmeal sticks. What do they think that they are feeding us here? Oatmeal sticks? This is very odd indeed, although very tasty. Oliver was appropriately back at the Gryffindor table this morning. Alicia was delighted.
"So, your not dead? Honestly? Oh galoshes, I love you I love you!" She tells him.
Then he replies: "You're suffocating me!" Then she goes. "Oh that's no good, you can't snog if you're suffocated!"
Then I did a very loud "Ahem." And Oliver blushed and became very involved with his hash browns; I whispered to Alicia "Maybe he's having a love affair with the hash browns." Then she punched me in the arm, really, really hard. Heh heh heh, my job is done.
9:19 AM:
Back from Potions, we made love potions today, even though they are apparently 'outlawed' Snape adores making us do tedious tasks and watching us suffer, apparently. I was paired with Marcus Flint. GLORY JOY! The guy with the messed up teeth. I told him "In no way shape or form am I drinking that, you are welcome to fall in 'love' with me but I'm not drinking THAT." So he happily gulped down the potion, nothing happened. I was beside myself; no psycho-obsessed-with-me-Marcus's running around. Then about ten minutes later he started chasing after me. I screamed and ran to Snape, clutching on to his robes.
"Don't let him eat me!" I squealed. I was entirely freaked out; Alicia and Oliver were partying with the potions.
Snape just rolled his eyes, pulled his robes out of my grip and said. "Well, Miss. Belle, I'm sorry you feel that way, now get out of my way and go frolic."
Properly disturbed, I ran to the lavatory and have been 'here' yes I am in the lavatory right now. Off to History of Magic. Yippee, Maniac Binn's someone call the insane asylum.
10:00 AM:
Professor Binn's is SO darn creepy, honestly. He kept talking in his own little slang language. In trying to be cool, he is now wearing SHINY PURPLE DISCO robes, I didn't no ghosts changed their clothes. ??????? Who knows? So, in my freaked-out-ness I see Alicia raising her hand.
"Yes Alicia?"
"Sir, why are Ravenclaws such COMPLETE, and utter fools? Also why do they act like such dolts? Honestly, it's as if they were neglected as children." Alicia said shooting daggers at the new Ravenclaw girl who I laughingly said was with Oliver. Apparently she couldn't tell I was KIDDING.
I slouched in my chair, and couldn't contain the giggles. Alicia rolled her eyes in a queenly manner. And with the dignity of a soldier Old Mr. Binn's replied.
"ALICIA I myself was a Ravenclaw, now please get yourself and your giggly friend out of this classroom." Alicia, good girl of the year was surprised as heck.
We walked out of the classroom.
Then Alicia kept crying her eyes out. "He yelled at me!" She said like a little kid.
"Sweetie, he didn't yell at you." I said trying to comfort her the best I could, she continued to wail, incredibly freaked out my friend was being such a MORON, I happily said, "How bout some butter beer?"
So we snuck off to The Three Broomsticks, and Alicia DROWNED herself in butter beer, heh heh, good girl of the year, PLEASE. She seemed to feel better after about her twentieth one and was ready to go back to the 'magical castle of snoggs and happiness' in her words, not mine. So now that she was properly DRUNK, I rushed her to the common room and told her not to come out until she was over her drunkness. She just cocked her head and said. "Alicia's don't get drunk, please, those are only Kates." I laughed and now I'm running to Herbology WITHOUT Alicia.
12:30 PM:
I am now at lunch, I brought Alicia up some Saltines and some water, and she happily ate and drank. Now I'm down here eating some more of those oatmeal sticks, golly gee, I like those, I like em' a whole lot. Doby made them especially for me; he said it was because I am completely gorgeous. Actually he didn't, but I would feel special if a house elf told me I was gorgeous. Scratch that, I'd be happy if ANYONE told me I was gorgeous, even if it was a mountain troll.