No own Mario, no friggin muffin. Bad boy. SIT!
Chapter 5
Brotherly Love
Mario knew what he must do. He must go to Luigi's mansion, and kick his ass. As he approached the mansion, he began to hear strange sounds.
"What IS that?!" wondered Mario. He kept moving toward the sounds. They seemed to be coming from a bush. As he parted the branches, he witnessed something that would give even him nightmares for the rest of eternity. There, sprawled on the ground, writhed FLUDD, the Poltergeist 3,000, and Dr. E. Gadd engrossed in a frightening threesome.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mario screamed, dashing for the house. The three never even noticed.
Inside the entrance hall, Luigi met Mario.
"Is this part of some bet you made?" he asked Mario, glancing up and down the now-quite-soiled pink gown.
"Shut up!" Mario said, "Give me some of your clothes!"
"All right,"Luigi said, "but since you're already all dressed up.you wanna have a good time?"
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Three hours later, the bed stopped squeaking.
"Wow, Mario!" sighed Luigi, "That was the best I ever had"
"Let's watch the sunrise together." Said Mario. "It's so romantic."
And, so they sat, watching the sunrise together.
"WAIT A SECOND!" exclaimed Mario. "Now I remember why I came here! I came here to kick your ass for sleeping with Peach and to steal your clothes!"
Before Luigi knew it, he was on the ground, his head pounding from the blow it had received.
"Mario? What's going on, Mario?" Luigi moaned through his tears.
"I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago!" yelled Mario, kicking Luigi in the gut.
"What do you mean, Mario."cried Luigi. "What is that wrench for, Mario? What are you doing?! Don't do that, Mario! Mario.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!"
Mario stripped Luigi of his clothes and hid him-it-in the closet before taking a shower.
After changing into Luigi's clothes, and fixing himself some breakfast, Mario sat down to watch some cartoons.
It'll all come together next chapter. We promise!
Chapter 5
Brotherly Love
Mario knew what he must do. He must go to Luigi's mansion, and kick his ass. As he approached the mansion, he began to hear strange sounds.
"What IS that?!" wondered Mario. He kept moving toward the sounds. They seemed to be coming from a bush. As he parted the branches, he witnessed something that would give even him nightmares for the rest of eternity. There, sprawled on the ground, writhed FLUDD, the Poltergeist 3,000, and Dr. E. Gadd engrossed in a frightening threesome.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mario screamed, dashing for the house. The three never even noticed.
Inside the entrance hall, Luigi met Mario.
"Is this part of some bet you made?" he asked Mario, glancing up and down the now-quite-soiled pink gown.
"Shut up!" Mario said, "Give me some of your clothes!"
"All right,"Luigi said, "but since you're already all dressed up.you wanna have a good time?"
*************
Three hours later, the bed stopped squeaking.
"Wow, Mario!" sighed Luigi, "That was the best I ever had"
"Let's watch the sunrise together." Said Mario. "It's so romantic."
And, so they sat, watching the sunrise together.
"WAIT A SECOND!" exclaimed Mario. "Now I remember why I came here! I came here to kick your ass for sleeping with Peach and to steal your clothes!"
Before Luigi knew it, he was on the ground, his head pounding from the blow it had received.
"Mario? What's going on, Mario?" Luigi moaned through his tears.
"I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago!" yelled Mario, kicking Luigi in the gut.
"What do you mean, Mario."cried Luigi. "What is that wrench for, Mario? What are you doing?! Don't do that, Mario! Mario.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!"
Mario stripped Luigi of his clothes and hid him-it-in the closet before taking a shower.
After changing into Luigi's clothes, and fixing himself some breakfast, Mario sat down to watch some cartoons.
It'll all come together next chapter. We promise!