".And so Kimi got what she wanted, Becky got what she wanted, and the actors were locked in a closet in the Slytherin Common Room with Kimi, and there was much rejoicing."

"Yay." said the children dully.

"The mechanics of this story eluuuuuuuuuude me!" said one child in the front. The librarian, not amused, picked the child up by the head and shoved him on a shelf.

"Anyway, the moral of this story is to steal your parents money and give it to your librarian! THE END! NOW BE GONE!" And so the children left, and there was much rejoicing. Yay.