Authors Note: Loooove the reviews! Thanks guys :D You guys rock my socks. Special thanks to:

Tarathol: I am not angst-y! Read some of my other stories, like my Draco or my Ron angst one. Now that's angst. Or my Percy angst, which is rather good (Strong hint for you to read). This totally isn't angst! I know, I know we all love dumb humor! LOL. Thanks for your review; I still got to read your story!

Riposte: Maybe not 'long' but 'longer' then what it is now. He's git-y now! (Flaunts in your face) Hehe. I don't want Katie/George myself not right now anyway. I've read an awesome Katie/Percy ficcie, probably the same one you did. And I loved it myself! 80 chappies? Whoa.

Draco Malfoy's Bad Girl: Yes! Just what I'm talking about! Hehe. Thanks for the suggestion!

Becky: LOL. Yes I noticed the "my bloke" in there, but Bran also spoke of her as "his best girl" which was also purposely. With me, it always is! Friends, I'm telling you, the two are friends! I highly doubt the whole 'hope for them' thing but hey I'll never say never.

All reviews are greatly appreciated. I'm sick! My poor runny nose and sore throat, I'm wearing my comfy pants! (Pout) The show must go on!

Hey this is me on the 13th! That was me from the 12th ^^ I feel loads better now! Yay! This chapter has taken me two days due to my miniscule writer's block I hope you still find it funny! I want pizza! Jimmy Eat World and Better Than Ezra rock! Listen to them!

~*Chasing Mr. Wood*~

6:30 PM:

I miss the Oliver picture, which used to occupy my dorm. Poor me, woe is me.

7:07 PM:

Hum dee dee dum, life is boring. I'm going to talk to Bran, and you know beg for him to do those puppet shows. Just what in any other girl would do. Actually they'd try to snog him first then go on to the puppet show. He's so darn good with those!

I wish I had the talent.

8:56 PM:

Bran told me there was to be a ball coming up next Saturday. I raised an eyebrow and told him:

"Count me out, on with the puppet show darling."

He just blinked.

"You going?" I said looking at him in a confused manner.

"I'm not sure, if the mood strikes then sure, if I get a date." Then he winked at me, I raised an eyebrow.

"Last time I checked you were the bloody boy, go ask some girl, she'll love it." Then, with that I returned the wink.

He looked confused. I gave him a 'look.'

"Girls like you, keep that in mind. On with the monkey in the puppet show!" I told Bran, he just looked confused and started making monkey noises.

And here we are.

9:09 PM:

Should I go to the dance? I could always go with Bran. I mean friends go together all the time, right?

And it isn't like that anyway! Bran may be the cutest guy I've ever met, or maybe even the nicest guy at that but to think we'd ever go out AGAIN is totally stretching it.

Gorgeous him.

Let's not get into THIS again.

10:00 PM:

We've got classes tomorrow! I don't want to see Mister-Katie-Get-That- Finger-Out-Of-Your-Nose! (AKA Snape) I didn't even have my finger in my nose! Okay so maybe I did, but seriously it was just. Oh nevermind! Everyone then proceeded to start giggling and Oliver smiled and said: "Belle, you digging for gold again?"

I hate my life.

10:45 PM:

Maybe I shall go to bed? I've been going to sleep way too late lately. I'll go in to Bran's dorm, I'm going to be caught one time you know that don't you?

And then old Filch is going to think we've been snogging like there was no tomorrow.

And then I would say: "Sir, tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, young or old alike go snog the cactus or anything, can't you see we're busy? You had your fun, now give me mine!"

Actually I wouldn't.

But in my mind I would.

11:14 PM:

Bran is boring tonight. He wouldn't even do the monkey puppet for me! Why aren't more guys like Bran?

11:19 PM:

Maybe because Bran is an alien?

11:23 PM:

Or maybe because Bran is an angel! Hehe.

11:29 PM:

However this would go against my theory that there is no such thing as religion. So he can't be an angel. And aliens scare me.

11:30 PM:

I'm going to sleep, I have to see Snapey tomorrow and I ought to get my rest.

7:34 AM:

I love it when I wake up and my friends start throwing pillows at me. I adore it. In every way shape and form!

In reality, I can't bruising stand it.

I should've done my Potions homework huh?

8:04 AM:

I'm at brekkie now! I'm happy I've got some buttered toast, a glass of orange juice and some raisin cereal.

I hear raisin cereal can give you the strong urge to pick your nose?

Or maybe that's just me.

Is anyone else this weird?

8:09 AM:

I hope not, off to Potions! Joy, joy, joy! Not only do I get to see Alicia looking like she's drunk and depressed because she can't snog Oliver in Potions. I also get to see Oliver looking at Miss-Catty-Blonde and then Alicia throwing herself at him.

Joy, joy, joy.

I certainly hope I AM NOT THAT DESPERATE.

8:14 AM:

Went up to Bran and told him I wanted a hug and I really wanted a date to the dance.

Okay, so maybe I am desperate.

8:19 AM:

I'm going to cut down on sugar intake.

Maybe I've got issues because I'm high?

Get your face out of the gutter high off SUGAR.

8:45 AM:

STAY STRONG!

8:43 AM:

CHOCOLATE CAKE!

8:45 AM:

Ooohlala.

8:46 AM:

It's not fun looking at chocolate cake. Didja know that?

8:49 AM:

Lah'di'dah.

9:00 AM:

MMMMMMMM candy!

9:06 AM:

No, stay strong. Strong as...a mushy gorgeous chunk of moist, cheese cake frosting chocolate marble cake. Oh Eureka! I can't take it anymore.

9:09 AM:

Joy to the world.

9:10 AM:

Finally Potion's is done. Alicia said she had to go to the 'loo' so Snape was like "Is it an emergency?" And Alicia is like "Oh gosh yes!" And she started to dance around as if to act like she REALLY had to go.

So Snape let her go, he's always liked Alicia. Disturbing isn't it?

Two minutes later: "Sir can I go to the WC?"-Oliver

"Fine." Snape said muttering to himself and writing out a pass. Then in order to ensure the safety of my darling friend, Alicia I left to find them. She'd been in the water closet for thirty bloody minutes!

As I walked into the loo, the girls one by the way guess what I saw?

Alicia and Oliver were snogging like THERE WAS NO TOMORROW!

I squealed.

Reluctantly Alicia stopped then she said "Kates, helloooo I have to go to the loo! Must you follow me?"

"You've been in here for a half an hour!"

"Have not." Alicia pouted, Oliver looked incredibly confused.

"Having some quality snogging time before lunch?" I said smiling a bit.

"Just restoring the passion." Alicia said winking a bit at Oliver who blushed scarlet then as an after thought she added:

"So what if we are? Just because you don't have a bloke to snog doesn't mean you have to take it out on me!"

Then I stomped out of there muttering something about "hotdogs" I am so mad at her! I can't believe she'd say that, especially in front of Oliver.

9:15 AM:

I saw Alicia in History of Magic and I shot her a 'look' she just rolled her eyes and said:

"Oliver Hun make it a margarita."

What in the world has gotten into her?!