Authors Note: Oh my gosh. I am so sorry, it's been ages since I've
updated! I'm really sorry; I'll try to make this chapter good/long. I
hope you've all had an awesome Christmas! Because I did! I hope you got
all you wanted =) So anyway, Good Charlotte rocks! Listen to them!
Especially in one song they go "All I want to do is kick the welfare"
seriously, it isn't supposed to be like "HAHA poor people" or anything, but
it is! Special thanks to those of you who reviewed (once again I'm sorry!)
Thunderbolt: The whole hotdog thing was of my creativeness. I just decided to have fun with the last chapter, and go a bit psycho. Oh heck no! I'm weird too!
Orio Cookie: I'm digging the 'goulishinly' word. George and Katie AND pet names? HAHA that'd be funny.
Draco Malfoy's Bad Girl: I am incredibly sarcastic (or so I am told) and I would assume maybe Katie is too? I'm not sure. Christmas is over! (Don't we all wish it could go on forever?) But all try to make this chapter long. However, I am a bit tired. I've been at the mall like all day! And am so hyper!
Riposte: Socks rock! Especially my candy cane striped knee socks! Oh yeah! Haha, I don't like Parvati either, she seems prissy.
Crystal Queen: Awww, thanks! It isn't every day I get called funny (nor do I think I deserved to be called 'funny' every day, but that's another story) thanks so much! I love a good Oliver story myself. Crackled! I dig it!
"All I want to do is kick the welfare" Sorry I'm listening to the song and that was just said!
I heart Draco: Short and sweet.
HP FanForever: Oh gosh, while reading your review I forgot about my cliffie! Ergh! I don't want to start there. Eg, eg, eg. I wanted to start off all new, but now I have to follow-up on my cliffie! "Bloody perfect" Oh gosh! Hehe, thanks tons. This story will never fully 'end' I mean, I may make a sequel, later but not now/yet.
This chapter is my 'hyper' chapter. So just tell me if you like it or not. I just got back from an all-day mall trip so I'm still hyper from that. This chapter cracks me up, but hey that's just me.
I would've updated sooner but I've been going to my brother's soccer games, being lazy, and fanfic.net has been down!
All reviews are greatly appreciated "All I want to do is kick the welfare" HAHA.
~*Chasing Mr. Wood*~
7:45 PM:
That was so un-Frodo like. I thought it'd be all adventury, and it wasn't! I mean, George could be like..Legolas! And the ears! And the hair! And oooh.
Sadly, he took me to the kitchens, just where I had assumed. How predictable are men? Sad, sad, sad. We had some hot cocoa which was quite nice. Really. Really truly. And then I pulled the damsel in distress thingy. Something which I do, well, never at all. Ew that's like SO Parvati,
"George, I'm really cold."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, really" (insert shivering noises)
"So am I."
ARE GUYS THAT DENSE?! He wouldn't even offer me his jacket. Loser.
"But George, I'm like super duper cold."
"Mmhmmm."
"Could maybe, I possibly, see your jacket?"
"My jacket?"
"Uhuh."
"This one?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure then?"
"I am sure I want your jacket."
"Oh really."
That's as far as I got though because then we started snogging. Cold no more!
Doby looked at us if we were bonkers or something. Then he started talking to Winky (that girl creature who's always looking at him) and signaling to us. Then he started snogging her.
Ew.
My Merlin. Forgive me while I hurl.
Then we got up and started walking to the common room. GEORGE WINKED AT DOBY! Ew, Ew, Ew!
I, laughing punched him in the stomach. I was kidding, of course! And he fell down.
HAHA feel the burn.
However, I didn't say that. I came to his aid.
"Oh, George are you okay? If you want to snog Winky so bad, you snog her."
Which was really quite hilarious, if you ask me.
He just had this goofy grin on his face.
That really grossed me out.
Like, really.
So, I didn't help him up. He stayed there for a few minutes.
Milking it all he could.
After about thirty minutes, he was still lying there.
Then, Snape came along, figures. We got Mister. I'm greasy so don't you dare talk to me
"Did you hurt him?" Snape said smiling coldly.
George, who hadn't spoken like the whole time said: "Yes, Professor, really bad."
I gave him a 'look'
"He wanted to SNOG Winky!" I screamed, in defense of course.
Snape smiled the same goofy smile.
"And what is wrong with that?" He smiled, or rather, leered.
George practically had a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I shot him another look.
And replied: "Nothing, if you're a house elf."
Snape, was about ready to respond when I glared at him, pulled George's hand and dragged him the remaining way to the common room.
Snape was left very bamboozled.
We can only hope he was kidding.
Please, Buddha.
1 AM:
Lalala loser boyfriend when we got back to the common room, George immediately perked up, and wanted to snog.
I smiled, coyly and said: "Your sick, your stomach hurts."
HAHAHA Think twice.
I was going to stay strong.
However.
We snogged anyways. I changed my mind.
He's just too cute.
I'm super tired.
Sleep. Yum. Legolas. Doby? Ewww ewww not Doby.
3 AM:
Doby is haunting me in my sleep.
9:45 AM:
I'm so glad it's Saturday. I slept in till like 9:30 and in a few minutes I'm going to go get a bagel.
10:30 AM:
Mmm bagel.
And cream cheese!
I think we're going to Hogsmeade today. I think, I hope so.
While walking to brekkie, George gave me the hand death grip thing again.
I said something about his stomach and he sort of freaked out.
"Oww, don't. Please, don't!"
HAHA. Hilarious, really.
And he stopped giving me the death grip and held my hand nicely.
Guys aren't too bad, especially when they listen to you!
George winked at Snape today and I think I heard him muttering something about "Winky."
Snape winked back (surprisingly he looks quite cute while winking, how freaky is that?)
Snape never winks.
Nor does Snape ever look hot.
At least not in this lifetime.
12:45 PM:
I saw Oliver, today.
He was with some other girl.
I didn't know her; she looked like a Hufflepuff girl, far too innocent for him.
She was hanging on him too.
"Oh Oliver, dear, are these your Gryffindor friends? They seem absolutely lovely. Oh and who's that cute little red head over there?"
Then, she pointed to George.
I almost hurled on my bagel (however it was far too yummy to hurl on)
"My boyfriend." I said, giving her an evil glare.
"Oh, I see." She said smiling sweetly.
George shrugged. "Hey she said I was cute!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah get over yourself."
"That's mean she said I was cute too! We're are twins!" Fred perked up.
George laughed, and they did 'high fives.' Uhuh.
Parvati started talking to me and muttering about how cute 'our' boyfriends are.
"I bet mine's a better snogger." She said, proudly.
"I bet mine would never go out with someone who was younger then him." I laughed a bit.
Parvati was stuck. She just giggled insanely.
"Come on George." I smiled, and walked out of the great hall.
Gracefully of course.
Gracefully until I slipped on a bit of porridge.
***
Thunderbolt: The whole hotdog thing was of my creativeness. I just decided to have fun with the last chapter, and go a bit psycho. Oh heck no! I'm weird too!
Orio Cookie: I'm digging the 'goulishinly' word. George and Katie AND pet names? HAHA that'd be funny.
Draco Malfoy's Bad Girl: I am incredibly sarcastic (or so I am told) and I would assume maybe Katie is too? I'm not sure. Christmas is over! (Don't we all wish it could go on forever?) But all try to make this chapter long. However, I am a bit tired. I've been at the mall like all day! And am so hyper!
Riposte: Socks rock! Especially my candy cane striped knee socks! Oh yeah! Haha, I don't like Parvati either, she seems prissy.
Crystal Queen: Awww, thanks! It isn't every day I get called funny (nor do I think I deserved to be called 'funny' every day, but that's another story) thanks so much! I love a good Oliver story myself. Crackled! I dig it!
"All I want to do is kick the welfare" Sorry I'm listening to the song and that was just said!
I heart Draco: Short and sweet.
HP FanForever: Oh gosh, while reading your review I forgot about my cliffie! Ergh! I don't want to start there. Eg, eg, eg. I wanted to start off all new, but now I have to follow-up on my cliffie! "Bloody perfect" Oh gosh! Hehe, thanks tons. This story will never fully 'end' I mean, I may make a sequel, later but not now/yet.
This chapter is my 'hyper' chapter. So just tell me if you like it or not. I just got back from an all-day mall trip so I'm still hyper from that. This chapter cracks me up, but hey that's just me.
I would've updated sooner but I've been going to my brother's soccer games, being lazy, and fanfic.net has been down!
All reviews are greatly appreciated "All I want to do is kick the welfare" HAHA.
~*Chasing Mr. Wood*~
7:45 PM:
That was so un-Frodo like. I thought it'd be all adventury, and it wasn't! I mean, George could be like..Legolas! And the ears! And the hair! And oooh.
Sadly, he took me to the kitchens, just where I had assumed. How predictable are men? Sad, sad, sad. We had some hot cocoa which was quite nice. Really. Really truly. And then I pulled the damsel in distress thingy. Something which I do, well, never at all. Ew that's like SO Parvati,
"George, I'm really cold."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, really" (insert shivering noises)
"So am I."
ARE GUYS THAT DENSE?! He wouldn't even offer me his jacket. Loser.
"But George, I'm like super duper cold."
"Mmhmmm."
"Could maybe, I possibly, see your jacket?"
"My jacket?"
"Uhuh."
"This one?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure then?"
"I am sure I want your jacket."
"Oh really."
That's as far as I got though because then we started snogging. Cold no more!
Doby looked at us if we were bonkers or something. Then he started talking to Winky (that girl creature who's always looking at him) and signaling to us. Then he started snogging her.
Ew.
My Merlin. Forgive me while I hurl.
Then we got up and started walking to the common room. GEORGE WINKED AT DOBY! Ew, Ew, Ew!
I, laughing punched him in the stomach. I was kidding, of course! And he fell down.
HAHA feel the burn.
However, I didn't say that. I came to his aid.
"Oh, George are you okay? If you want to snog Winky so bad, you snog her."
Which was really quite hilarious, if you ask me.
He just had this goofy grin on his face.
That really grossed me out.
Like, really.
So, I didn't help him up. He stayed there for a few minutes.
Milking it all he could.
After about thirty minutes, he was still lying there.
Then, Snape came along, figures. We got Mister. I'm greasy so don't you dare talk to me
"Did you hurt him?" Snape said smiling coldly.
George, who hadn't spoken like the whole time said: "Yes, Professor, really bad."
I gave him a 'look'
"He wanted to SNOG Winky!" I screamed, in defense of course.
Snape smiled the same goofy smile.
"And what is wrong with that?" He smiled, or rather, leered.
George practically had a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
I shot him another look.
And replied: "Nothing, if you're a house elf."
Snape, was about ready to respond when I glared at him, pulled George's hand and dragged him the remaining way to the common room.
Snape was left very bamboozled.
We can only hope he was kidding.
Please, Buddha.
1 AM:
Lalala loser boyfriend when we got back to the common room, George immediately perked up, and wanted to snog.
I smiled, coyly and said: "Your sick, your stomach hurts."
HAHAHA Think twice.
I was going to stay strong.
However.
We snogged anyways. I changed my mind.
He's just too cute.
I'm super tired.
Sleep. Yum. Legolas. Doby? Ewww ewww not Doby.
3 AM:
Doby is haunting me in my sleep.
9:45 AM:
I'm so glad it's Saturday. I slept in till like 9:30 and in a few minutes I'm going to go get a bagel.
10:30 AM:
Mmm bagel.
And cream cheese!
I think we're going to Hogsmeade today. I think, I hope so.
While walking to brekkie, George gave me the hand death grip thing again.
I said something about his stomach and he sort of freaked out.
"Oww, don't. Please, don't!"
HAHA. Hilarious, really.
And he stopped giving me the death grip and held my hand nicely.
Guys aren't too bad, especially when they listen to you!
George winked at Snape today and I think I heard him muttering something about "Winky."
Snape winked back (surprisingly he looks quite cute while winking, how freaky is that?)
Snape never winks.
Nor does Snape ever look hot.
At least not in this lifetime.
12:45 PM:
I saw Oliver, today.
He was with some other girl.
I didn't know her; she looked like a Hufflepuff girl, far too innocent for him.
She was hanging on him too.
"Oh Oliver, dear, are these your Gryffindor friends? They seem absolutely lovely. Oh and who's that cute little red head over there?"
Then, she pointed to George.
I almost hurled on my bagel (however it was far too yummy to hurl on)
"My boyfriend." I said, giving her an evil glare.
"Oh, I see." She said smiling sweetly.
George shrugged. "Hey she said I was cute!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah get over yourself."
"That's mean she said I was cute too! We're are twins!" Fred perked up.
George laughed, and they did 'high fives.' Uhuh.
Parvati started talking to me and muttering about how cute 'our' boyfriends are.
"I bet mine's a better snogger." She said, proudly.
"I bet mine would never go out with someone who was younger then him." I laughed a bit.
Parvati was stuck. She just giggled insanely.
"Come on George." I smiled, and walked out of the great hall.
Gracefully of course.
Gracefully until I slipped on a bit of porridge.
***