In the middle of New York, the Majestic Theater sat. Inside of it, a large audience of young and old awaited the beginning of that famous musical, The Phantom of the Opera. In the front row, several young teenage girls with large signs containing the phrase, "WE LOVE ERIK", excitedly ran about in circles of anticipation.

A little boy pulled at his mother's arm and asked, "Mommy! Mommy, who is Erik?"

A Phan who stood nearby heard this outrageous insult, and running over, bopped the little boy on the head with the sign. "CURSE YOU!!!!" She screamed in fury. "HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW HIS NAME?"

The little boy and mother ran out in terror.

Suddenly **POOF** Erik appears holding Kat, who fainted in his arms on the way over. Kat woke up, shook her hair out, then suddenly looked at the man holding her.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh My God! Erik! Is! Holding! Me!" Kat screamed in Erik's ear.

"Damn, girl!" Erik shouted, dropping her.

"Oof! Sorry, Erik!" Kat sighed dreamily, gazing at Erik.

Erik walked to the center of the stage. Up until this point, the entire audience had been frozen. Suddenly Erik snapped his fingers *SNAP* and they came to life. Phans phrantically tried to get onstage, but security held them back.

"SILENCE!" Erik's voice boomed over the phandemonium. Suddenly all was still. Erik cleared his throat and began, "Ladies and gentlemen! I am pleased to announce that we have a new show for you today! As you all know, from Phantom of the Opera to Les Mis to Wizard of Oz to Hamlet, we poor characters have been forced to act for the pleasure of these phans. But now the tables have turned." Erik's eyes took on a dangerous gleam, and several phans in the front row phainted.

Turning to Kat, Erik said, "We have captured several hostages, phans who are particularly noticeable in their torture to us. They will be putting on the well known musical, The Phantom of the Opera!" A large neon sign that says "APPLAUSE" appeared and the audience clapped wildly. A program majiklly appeared on everyone's lap as Erik said, "The cast list is found within. Your show will be starting momentarily. Thank you."

Erik dragged Kat away. Backstage, several phans sat around, tied up. The characters sat around too, eying the phans warily. Raoul asked, "Why are they tied up again? It seems mean." Madame Giry answered, "You fool! You saw what happened in all the other phics when phans were let loose around us! But we are in charge now..."

In a **POOF** of smoke, a cast list appeared in the air for all to see. Erik sneered and said, "My dear Phans, you now see who you will portray. Each character has full possession of you, controls you as they wish, on or off the stage. See your fate before you and tremble! Muahahahaha..." Lightning flashes and thunder echoes as the lights flash on and off. Kat looks around and sighs, "Cool effects!"

THE CAST LIST! MUAHAHAHAHA...

ERIK~ George

CHRISTINE~ Kat

RAOUL~ Erik

ANDRE~ Hiro

FIRMIN~ Alabaster Duchess

CARLOTTA~ Fordgirl

MME GIRY~ Kates

MEG~ Juliette

PIANGI~ K

REYER~ TBA

LEFEVRE~ TBA

BUQUET~ TBA

AUCTIONEER~ Kates

PORTER~Fordgirl

BALLET GIRLS~ ballet girls

CHORUS~ chorus

NADIR~ Dee

Kat breaks in. "Uh Erik? Who is TBA?"

Erik replies, "TBA isn't a person! Its short for To Be Announced, its extra parts in case we kidnap anyone else. There is still time."

Kat says again, "Uh, Erik? Nadir isn't in the musical.

Erik merely smiles.

THE END

A/N~ Er well not really the end lol. Like Erik said, if you feel the urge to be kidnapped, Erik is still available! Just email me at pinksupergirl@hotmail.com. Oh, and to everyone who is kidnapped, I did my best to give everyone good parts, it was kinda a first email first serve basis, ya know? And *cringes* don't kill me but being Christine is like an author privilege, you know how it is. Well, sit back and enjoy the show! Luv, Kat *The Angel of Musik*