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King Kai is training Goku
King Kai:
So, ya wanna be a fighter, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I have been around the block before,
With blockheads just like you!
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment,
Pain for which there ain't no ointment!
So much for having noting to do,
Now someone named Goku is,
Asking me to jump into the fray,
My answer is two words -
(Gets fried by Bardock)
O.K.
You win.
Oh gods.
Oy vay!
I'd given up hope that I'd find the guy,
A fellow who'd use the spirit bomb once,
Not the ki!
The kind who wins budokai trophies,
Won't settle for low fees,
At least semi-pro fees,
But no - I get the greenhorn!
I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone,
Content to spend lazy days and to watch Gregory run around my lawn,
But you need an advisor,
Teach you to make a crater, but wider, (They do make craters when the power up)
Fly a little bit higher,
And oohh!
There goes my ulcer!
I'm down to one last hope,
And I hope it's you,
Though, kid, you're not exactly,
A dream come true!
I've trained enough dummies,
Who never came through,
You're my one last hope,
So you'll have to do!
Even though you want to face the odds,
You're intelligence is quite the mockery,
Just don't believe the stories,
That you read on all the crockery!
To be a true fighter, kid, is a dying art,
Like painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heart,
It takes more than sinew,
Comes down to what's in you,
You have to continue to grow!
Now that's more like it!
I'm down to one last shot,
And my last high note,
Before somebody kills me,
Cause of my jokes!
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true,
Climb that uphil slope!
Keep pushing that envelope!
You're my one last hope,
And, Goku, it's up to you!
King Kai is training Goku
King Kai:
So, ya wanna be a fighter, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I have been around the block before,
With blockheads just like you!
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment,
Pain for which there ain't no ointment!
So much for having noting to do,
Now someone named Goku is,
Asking me to jump into the fray,
My answer is two words -
(Gets fried by Bardock)
O.K.
You win.
Oh gods.
Oy vay!
I'd given up hope that I'd find the guy,
A fellow who'd use the spirit bomb once,
Not the ki!
The kind who wins budokai trophies,
Won't settle for low fees,
At least semi-pro fees,
But no - I get the greenhorn!
I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone,
Content to spend lazy days and to watch Gregory run around my lawn,
But you need an advisor,
Teach you to make a crater, but wider, (They do make craters when the power up)
Fly a little bit higher,
And oohh!
There goes my ulcer!
I'm down to one last hope,
And I hope it's you,
Though, kid, you're not exactly,
A dream come true!
I've trained enough dummies,
Who never came through,
You're my one last hope,
So you'll have to do!
Even though you want to face the odds,
You're intelligence is quite the mockery,
Just don't believe the stories,
That you read on all the crockery!
To be a true fighter, kid, is a dying art,
Like painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heart,
It takes more than sinew,
Comes down to what's in you,
You have to continue to grow!
Now that's more like it!
I'm down to one last shot,
And my last high note,
Before somebody kills me,
Cause of my jokes!
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true,
Climb that uphil slope!
Keep pushing that envelope!
You're my one last hope,
And, Goku, it's up to you!