Ok, first off, on the contrary to popular belief, I AM NOT DEAD! I have just been lazy. Next, I want to know if you want me to do the long version of reflection, because I have a pretty good idea about who should sing it. On with the fic!

Mr. Popo is making a wish to Shenron

Well, Yamcha and Puar were once desert thieves,

All them saiyans got furry tails,

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves,

You got a brand of magic that never fails!

You got some power to you now,

No need to have any fears,

You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is find those spheres!

And I'll say,

Mister Popo, sir,

What will your wish be?

Let me take your request,

Jot it down,

You ain't never had a friend like me!

No no no!

Life is your game,

And I make sure you're insured,

Do you wish for power to rule the world?

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Yes sir, us dragons pride ourselves on wishes,

You're the boss,

The king, the shah,

Say what you wish,

It's yours! True dish!

How about a little more Baklava?

What do you want?

Just hurry,

I'm not in the mood to help you dude,

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed,

You'd think you had never seen a dragon before!

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a dragons for your charge d'affaires

I don't have a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? Hurry up let me know,

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is collect like so - and oh

Mister Popo, sir, have a wish but not two or three

Come on I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me!!!