(Note: I don't own any of the characters in here, yadda yadda, yadda. You know the drill.)
Robotnik Came To Mobius
Well, Robotnik came down to Mobius
He was looking for some souls to trick.
He was in a bind, 'cuz he his fat behind
Kept on getting kicked.
When he saw a blue blur from Knothole
Being as pesky as a flea.
So, Buttnik jumped up on his Egg-O-Matic
And said, "Boy, take a listen to me!"
"You might not know by lookin',
But, I'm a mean old S.O.B.
I hope that you know better
than to try and screw with me.
I'm gonna take over the entire world,
and there's nothing you can do.
But, If I see you in my way,
I'll roboticize YOU!"
The blur said, "My name's Sonic,
and you just shut your trap!
'Cuz, I'll make sure you're gonna hurt
if you try and pull this crap!"
Sonic, better get the Freedom Fighters working hard,
cuz Hell's broke loose on Mobius and Knothole holds the cards!
And if you win, and you get to beat Robotnik once again,
You might just get to run the government!
Robotnik brought his robots in
so this thing would go real slow.
And the rest of Mobius
sat back to watch the show.
And so Robotnik tried to take control
and he kidnapped Sonic's pals.
But, he rescued all of them again
with his speed and quick know-how.
~Music interlude~
When Buttnik finished, Sonic said,
"Just give up now; it's all done."
But Buttnik gave a growl and said,
"Oh, I've only just begun!"
Just try and stop me if you can!
Getting tired? 'cuz I sure am!
Plenty of robots to kick your ass!
Even some that'll give you gas!
Well, Robotnik was still a bit behind.
And his city was now dead.
So he built the Doomsday Cannon
to blast the world instead.
He said, "Goodbye, Sonic!"
And Sonic wished him well.
But, then the cannon backfired,
and sent him straight to Hell!
Now Robotnik is finally gone!
Now we can finally stop this song!
Let's get outta here, 'fore we get sued!
I hope all of ya read and review!
Robotnik Came To Mobius
Well, Robotnik came down to Mobius
He was looking for some souls to trick.
He was in a bind, 'cuz he his fat behind
Kept on getting kicked.
When he saw a blue blur from Knothole
Being as pesky as a flea.
So, Buttnik jumped up on his Egg-O-Matic
And said, "Boy, take a listen to me!"
"You might not know by lookin',
But, I'm a mean old S.O.B.
I hope that you know better
than to try and screw with me.
I'm gonna take over the entire world,
and there's nothing you can do.
But, If I see you in my way,
I'll roboticize YOU!"
The blur said, "My name's Sonic,
and you just shut your trap!
'Cuz, I'll make sure you're gonna hurt
if you try and pull this crap!"
Sonic, better get the Freedom Fighters working hard,
cuz Hell's broke loose on Mobius and Knothole holds the cards!
And if you win, and you get to beat Robotnik once again,
You might just get to run the government!
Robotnik brought his robots in
so this thing would go real slow.
And the rest of Mobius
sat back to watch the show.
And so Robotnik tried to take control
and he kidnapped Sonic's pals.
But, he rescued all of them again
with his speed and quick know-how.
~Music interlude~
When Buttnik finished, Sonic said,
"Just give up now; it's all done."
But Buttnik gave a growl and said,
"Oh, I've only just begun!"
Just try and stop me if you can!
Getting tired? 'cuz I sure am!
Plenty of robots to kick your ass!
Even some that'll give you gas!
Well, Robotnik was still a bit behind.
And his city was now dead.
So he built the Doomsday Cannon
to blast the world instead.
He said, "Goodbye, Sonic!"
And Sonic wished him well.
But, then the cannon backfired,
and sent him straight to Hell!
Now Robotnik is finally gone!
Now we can finally stop this song!
Let's get outta here, 'fore we get sued!
I hope all of ya read and review!