Visiting the Zelda Characters!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of them but me! Please R+R
A pretty girl about the age of 16 looking like a black cat with a furry black tail walks out onto the stage. She has a green collar on with a gold bell, she also has black hair outlined in silver.
Nanaki: Hi I'm Nanaki and today I'm gonna be asking the characters from Zelda games stupid questions, starting with Link.
Link: Hey ya'll!
Nanaki: So you're a cowboy now?
Link: So, at least I have my real body not a cat body!
Nanaki: HEY I CAN GO BACK TO MY REAL BODY IF I TAKE THIS DAMN COLLAR OFF!
Link: Yeah sure
Nanaki takes off collar and returns to a girl with black hair outlined in silver wearing a black Kimono with a silver dragon on the back of it. She also has a furry black fox tail and black fox ears, her eyes look like a cat's they are yellow because it is night time.
Link: Oops!
Nanaki kills like then brings him back to life.
Nanaki: Any more questions?
Link: No.
Nanaki: Smart comments?
Link: no
Nanaki: Anything besides truthfully answering my questions?
Link: No damn it!
Nanaki: Good, now next question, who do you like out of these three people? Malon, Zelda, or Ruto?
Link: Now lets see, hmm. Well Malon is cute but she works with smelly animals and freaky dudes, like Ingo who one time when I walked into the ranch I heard a cow moo and then it mooed loader and then Ingo ran out naked shaking a pitchfork and.
Nanaki: OVER SHARE!
Link: Oh sorry, well Ruto is naked for crying out loud, so she is on my list, I mean no clothes!
Nanaki just stares.
Link: And Zelda well she already loves me and she is the princess and if I marry her I get to be prince and rule the land when we are king and queen so I love Zelda!
Ruto: Damn you, you bastard!
Malon: Yeah BITCH!
Link: THAT IS A VERY BIG INSULT!
Nanaki: Okay next question! Why wouldn't you marry Nabooru or Saria?
Link: Because they weren't on the list!
Nanaki: Okay I put them on the list!
Link: Okay Nabooru is nice and she is very showy about her body, but Saria oh boy, she's a slut for shit's sake!
Saria: I'll kill you Link!
Link: So I change my mind about Zelda and I'll marry Nabooru, because if I do then I'll not only be surrounded by her, I'll be surrounded by millions of women! YEAH!
Nanaki: Okay, so what about Impa?
Link: Simple she is a dumbass butt-ugly slut who makes me vomit uncontrollably for hours!
Impa walks on stage.
Everyone starts throwing up uncontrollably, she leaves.
Link: Told ya!
Nanaki: Okay now do you truly like Darunia calling you sworn brother?
Link: HELL NO!
Nanaki: And why not?
Link: Why? WHY! Because he is a mental Goron who just sits around eating rocks all day!
Nanaki: Oh. Now to characters from Majoras mask.
Link: Who?
Nanaki: Romani, Cremia, and Princess Deku come on out!
Link: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. goes on for a really long time.
Romani leaves and before leaving slaps Link.
Link: Okay, no way I would date Cremia because she is a slutty bitch who also hangs around with smelly animals! And Princess deku is just plain ugly!
Nanaki: Okay well see ya next time on my show bye!
Nanaki: Well how did you like it? I need suggestions on what to add, so PLEASE R+R I'm begging ya! Oh and if you wan to be in it just e-mail me or write in the reviews.
Disclaimer: Don't own none of them but me! Please R+R
A pretty girl about the age of 16 looking like a black cat with a furry black tail walks out onto the stage. She has a green collar on with a gold bell, she also has black hair outlined in silver.
Nanaki: Hi I'm Nanaki and today I'm gonna be asking the characters from Zelda games stupid questions, starting with Link.
Link: Hey ya'll!
Nanaki: So you're a cowboy now?
Link: So, at least I have my real body not a cat body!
Nanaki: HEY I CAN GO BACK TO MY REAL BODY IF I TAKE THIS DAMN COLLAR OFF!
Link: Yeah sure
Nanaki takes off collar and returns to a girl with black hair outlined in silver wearing a black Kimono with a silver dragon on the back of it. She also has a furry black fox tail and black fox ears, her eyes look like a cat's they are yellow because it is night time.
Link: Oops!
Nanaki kills like then brings him back to life.
Nanaki: Any more questions?
Link: No.
Nanaki: Smart comments?
Link: no
Nanaki: Anything besides truthfully answering my questions?
Link: No damn it!
Nanaki: Good, now next question, who do you like out of these three people? Malon, Zelda, or Ruto?
Link: Now lets see, hmm. Well Malon is cute but she works with smelly animals and freaky dudes, like Ingo who one time when I walked into the ranch I heard a cow moo and then it mooed loader and then Ingo ran out naked shaking a pitchfork and.
Nanaki: OVER SHARE!
Link: Oh sorry, well Ruto is naked for crying out loud, so she is on my list, I mean no clothes!
Nanaki just stares.
Link: And Zelda well she already loves me and she is the princess and if I marry her I get to be prince and rule the land when we are king and queen so I love Zelda!
Ruto: Damn you, you bastard!
Malon: Yeah BITCH!
Link: THAT IS A VERY BIG INSULT!
Nanaki: Okay next question! Why wouldn't you marry Nabooru or Saria?
Link: Because they weren't on the list!
Nanaki: Okay I put them on the list!
Link: Okay Nabooru is nice and she is very showy about her body, but Saria oh boy, she's a slut for shit's sake!
Saria: I'll kill you Link!
Link: So I change my mind about Zelda and I'll marry Nabooru, because if I do then I'll not only be surrounded by her, I'll be surrounded by millions of women! YEAH!
Nanaki: Okay, so what about Impa?
Link: Simple she is a dumbass butt-ugly slut who makes me vomit uncontrollably for hours!
Impa walks on stage.
Everyone starts throwing up uncontrollably, she leaves.
Link: Told ya!
Nanaki: Okay now do you truly like Darunia calling you sworn brother?
Link: HELL NO!
Nanaki: And why not?
Link: Why? WHY! Because he is a mental Goron who just sits around eating rocks all day!
Nanaki: Oh. Now to characters from Majoras mask.
Link: Who?
Nanaki: Romani, Cremia, and Princess Deku come on out!
Link: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. goes on for a really long time.
Romani leaves and before leaving slaps Link.
Link: Okay, no way I would date Cremia because she is a slutty bitch who also hangs around with smelly animals! And Princess deku is just plain ugly!
Nanaki: Okay well see ya next time on my show bye!
Nanaki: Well how did you like it? I need suggestions on what to add, so PLEASE R+R I'm begging ya! Oh and if you wan to be in it just e-mail me or write in the reviews.