Visiting the Zelda Characters!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of them but me! Please R+R
Nanaki: Hi I'm back, and today we will once again be asking Zelda characters mentally retarded questions!
Link: Oh great more questions.
Nanaki: Not for you, today we are asking Dark Link questions so good bye!
Nanaki kicks Link outta there.
Dark Link: So, what are my questions?
Nanaki: Okay first, do you really hate Link?
DL: No not really actually I really like him and I am so lucky to be his shadow!
Nanaki: So your telling me you're gay?
DL: No I just said I love him.
Nanaki: So your gay.
DL: Not either!
Nanaki: Yes so!
DL: Bitch!
Nanaki: Fucker!
DL: Mother Fucker!
Nanaki: Bastard!
Nanaki and Dark Link start to get into a fight.
Ganon: Okay so now I am the announcer so I will tell whats going on!
Malon: Oh this should be interesting!
Ganon: Dark Link goes for a kick in the face but Nanaki comes around and kicks him in the worst place known!
DL:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nanaki: HAHAHAHAHA WHO RULES!
DL: I do!
Ganon: It seems Dark Link just doesn't want to give up so he goes and kicks Nanaki in the face then yanks on her tail!
DL: I ROCK!
Nanaki: Not really!
Nanaki goes full demon and blows Dark Link up!
Ganon: And the winner is Nanaki but now who will she have to ask questions?
Nanaki: I think I'll use.
Drumroll
Nanaki: NAVI!
Navi: Oh right!
Navi starts to fly out but a rock falls from the ceiling and kills her.
Nanaki: Dammit! Well then I'll use Tatl!
Tatl also gets squished.
Nanaki: All the fairies!
They all get killed!
Nanaki: DAMN IT!
Ganon: Well that's it I'm leaving!
Nanaki: Well then I'll use Devil666!
Devil666: Hey can I get your permission to murder Darunia?
Nanaki: All the permission in the world!
Devil666: Alright!
Devil666 starts to kill Darunia!
Nanaki: Well now I will ask Rain and Zanri to come out on stage and kill some one!
Zanri: I call dibs on Mido!
Nanaki: Rain?
Rain: I call dibs on Ganondark!
Ganondorf: Hey that's not my name!
Rain: Fuck you!
On stage everyone starts fighting in dust clouds, the audience dies, we all get arrested, then we break out, and we continue our show!
Nanaki: I think I should change this to Anger Management show or blow the fuck up show!
Rain: Great idea!
Nanaki: Okay, that's all for today see ya next time!
Nanaki: Well anyone think this is better, oh and anyone that R+R will be put on the show sometime to kill someone!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of them but me! Please R+R
Nanaki: Hi I'm back, and today we will once again be asking Zelda characters mentally retarded questions!
Link: Oh great more questions.
Nanaki: Not for you, today we are asking Dark Link questions so good bye!
Nanaki kicks Link outta there.
Dark Link: So, what are my questions?
Nanaki: Okay first, do you really hate Link?
DL: No not really actually I really like him and I am so lucky to be his shadow!
Nanaki: So your telling me you're gay?
DL: No I just said I love him.
Nanaki: So your gay.
DL: Not either!
Nanaki: Yes so!
DL: Bitch!
Nanaki: Fucker!
DL: Mother Fucker!
Nanaki: Bastard!
Nanaki and Dark Link start to get into a fight.
Ganon: Okay so now I am the announcer so I will tell whats going on!
Malon: Oh this should be interesting!
Ganon: Dark Link goes for a kick in the face but Nanaki comes around and kicks him in the worst place known!
DL:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nanaki: HAHAHAHAHA WHO RULES!
DL: I do!
Ganon: It seems Dark Link just doesn't want to give up so he goes and kicks Nanaki in the face then yanks on her tail!
DL: I ROCK!
Nanaki: Not really!
Nanaki goes full demon and blows Dark Link up!
Ganon: And the winner is Nanaki but now who will she have to ask questions?
Nanaki: I think I'll use.
Drumroll
Nanaki: NAVI!
Navi: Oh right!
Navi starts to fly out but a rock falls from the ceiling and kills her.
Nanaki: Dammit! Well then I'll use Tatl!
Tatl also gets squished.
Nanaki: All the fairies!
They all get killed!
Nanaki: DAMN IT!
Ganon: Well that's it I'm leaving!
Nanaki: Well then I'll use Devil666!
Devil666: Hey can I get your permission to murder Darunia?
Nanaki: All the permission in the world!
Devil666: Alright!
Devil666 starts to kill Darunia!
Nanaki: Well now I will ask Rain and Zanri to come out on stage and kill some one!
Zanri: I call dibs on Mido!
Nanaki: Rain?
Rain: I call dibs on Ganondark!
Ganondorf: Hey that's not my name!
Rain: Fuck you!
On stage everyone starts fighting in dust clouds, the audience dies, we all get arrested, then we break out, and we continue our show!
Nanaki: I think I should change this to Anger Management show or blow the fuck up show!
Rain: Great idea!
Nanaki: Okay, that's all for today see ya next time!
Nanaki: Well anyone think this is better, oh and anyone that R+R will be put on the show sometime to kill someone!