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Visiting the Zelda Characters part 3

Nanaki: Okay today we are once again gonna be asking Link questions.

Link: Yeah, I knew you just couldn't get enough of me!

Nanaki: no, its just that all the other characters besides Nabooru left because they were tired of you!

Link: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanaki: Okay, well first question. Why did you save Hyrule?

Link: I didn't they just said that in the game, I really went on Ganondarf's side and blew up half of Hyrule or the parts I didn't like.

Nanaki: Sure.

Link: are you saying I'm lying?

Nanaki: oh its possible.

Link: are you mocking me?

Nanaki: hell no, well maybe.

Link starts to march towards Nanaki but then a pretty girl with blue hair and long ears like Link walks out.

Link: Ohh, she's pretty!

Nabooru: Link I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Link: wow, she's hot. And look at her clothes! SHOWY!

Girl: the name is uh, wait a sec I don't have a name. Well I'll make one up. Sabrina!

Link: Will you marry me?

Sabrina: No but I'll date you.

Nabooru: ALRIGHT BITCH LETS GET IT STARTED RIGHT HER RIGHT NOW! LINK IS MINE!

Sabrina: yeah sure, well come on Link honey!

Link: *in drunk la la land voice* Coming..

Nabboru: Alright here I come!

Nabooru launches herself at Sabrina and tackles her and starts ripping out her hair.

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sabrina fights back and soon the whole stage is torn up.

Link: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NABOORU YOU JOCK!

Nabooru: You said you would marry me Link, and until we devorce we are stuck together!

Link: Fine we are no longer married, I signed the papers so goodbye!

Nanaki: That wasn't supposed to happen!

Link: Well to bad sucker!

Nanaki: !!!!!

Link: Uh oh

Nanaki once again murders Link and this time doesn't bring him back to life.

Sabrina: Oh well I guess I can always date someone else.

Nanaki: Wait I have an idea, *revives Link*

Sabrina: YAY!

Nanaki: Oh Chris!

Chris launches in and kills both of them.

The end

Nanaki: Well what did you think about it? I got the idea of Sabrina from a review, uh I forgot well bye.