Kyle, Danger, Madigan.
Ch. 2
As Kyle stormed out of the storage lock up R walked in with a big grin on his face. He handed the guard a large bribe. "Thank you Paul."
"Any time Q," Paul replied as he counted the money.
"I'm R."
"Does it really matter?" Paul tucked the money into his wallet.
**
-Secret Underground Lair (473 West Ave. Denver Colorado)-
"Welcome back No. 9," Fred Bowman greeted the large man.
"Thank you Fred," No. 9 sat in his rotating chair at the head of a long black table. "I see some new and old faces."
"Ah yes, I shall cover the introductions." Fred walked between two people. "As you know, here we have Mitochondria Eve and Hal Baldwin, who has just recently broken out of prison." He walked over to a beautiful young blonde and put his hand on her shoulder. "This is my new secretary, Anita Cocke."
No. 9 coughed into his Mocha Latte he was drinking. "What did you say?"
"Anita Cocke," she restated.
Bowman moved over to an Irishman sitting at the other end of the table from No. 9. "This is world famous child assassin, Trix."
"You kill kids?" No. 9 asked. Trix nodded. "Are you capable of killing adults?"
"I am fully capable of killing adults," Trix stated, "but Trix is just for kids." Everyone in the room burst out laughing. "Why is it people laugh every time I say that?!" Trix went red in the face.
"It's a cereal commercial," Mitochondria Eve answered. "This little bunny keeps trying to steal the trix cereal but he always fails and the little kids say, "silly rabbit, trix is for kids," and the rabbit gets depressed as the kiddies eat up all the cereal."
"Well, that is all for the introductions." Bowman informed.
"Not quite Fred," Eve interrupted. "Remember No. 9, that if it didn't look like you were coming back that we should try and create you a son."
"No, but continue." No. 9 said.
Well after a couple of weeks we got a little impatient...ULTIMATE BEING!!!" she yelled so loud that everyone's eardrums nearly burst.
A door in the back opened, with punk rock music blasting, and the Ultimate Being floated out.
No. 9 put his pinky to his lip. "He's so evil looking!" No. 9 reached out for a hug.
The green monster of mitochondria hovered in front of No. 9. It suddenly spoke. "Whoa, I haven't even seen you my entire life, and now you expect a relationship?"
"What?" No. 9 protested. "I'm hip, I'm cool." No. 9 suddenly hit a button on a remote he had, and then he started dancing like Christina Aguilara to the music video, "Dirty."
For the first time in all history of mitochondria, the Ultimate Being was frightened. It hovered quickly back to its room.
"Anyway," No. 9 returned to his chair. "I have devised an evil plan to get us a lot of money. First, we make it appear that former president Bill Clinton had an affair with a young intern unless he pays us, a hefty ransom."
"Ahem," Hal Baldwin cleared his throat.
"Yes," No. 9 waited for a reply.
"Um, that already happened. Bill Clinton did have an affair. In fact, that happened will you were still on this planet."
"Okay then, we shall make a movie called "The Cable Guy," and have Jim Carrey star in it and ruin his carreer." Bowman cleared his throat again. "What now?"
"Well, that movie has already come out, even when you were still unfrozen, and it nearly did ruin Jim Carrey's career."
"Fine, how bout we do what we always do. Steal mitochondria technology and use it to take over the planet."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Ch. 2
As Kyle stormed out of the storage lock up R walked in with a big grin on his face. He handed the guard a large bribe. "Thank you Paul."
"Any time Q," Paul replied as he counted the money.
"I'm R."
"Does it really matter?" Paul tucked the money into his wallet.
**
-Secret Underground Lair (473 West Ave. Denver Colorado)-
"Welcome back No. 9," Fred Bowman greeted the large man.
"Thank you Fred," No. 9 sat in his rotating chair at the head of a long black table. "I see some new and old faces."
"Ah yes, I shall cover the introductions." Fred walked between two people. "As you know, here we have Mitochondria Eve and Hal Baldwin, who has just recently broken out of prison." He walked over to a beautiful young blonde and put his hand on her shoulder. "This is my new secretary, Anita Cocke."
No. 9 coughed into his Mocha Latte he was drinking. "What did you say?"
"Anita Cocke," she restated.
Bowman moved over to an Irishman sitting at the other end of the table from No. 9. "This is world famous child assassin, Trix."
"You kill kids?" No. 9 asked. Trix nodded. "Are you capable of killing adults?"
"I am fully capable of killing adults," Trix stated, "but Trix is just for kids." Everyone in the room burst out laughing. "Why is it people laugh every time I say that?!" Trix went red in the face.
"It's a cereal commercial," Mitochondria Eve answered. "This little bunny keeps trying to steal the trix cereal but he always fails and the little kids say, "silly rabbit, trix is for kids," and the rabbit gets depressed as the kiddies eat up all the cereal."
"Well, that is all for the introductions." Bowman informed.
"Not quite Fred," Eve interrupted. "Remember No. 9, that if it didn't look like you were coming back that we should try and create you a son."
"No, but continue." No. 9 said.
Well after a couple of weeks we got a little impatient...ULTIMATE BEING!!!" she yelled so loud that everyone's eardrums nearly burst.
A door in the back opened, with punk rock music blasting, and the Ultimate Being floated out.
No. 9 put his pinky to his lip. "He's so evil looking!" No. 9 reached out for a hug.
The green monster of mitochondria hovered in front of No. 9. It suddenly spoke. "Whoa, I haven't even seen you my entire life, and now you expect a relationship?"
"What?" No. 9 protested. "I'm hip, I'm cool." No. 9 suddenly hit a button on a remote he had, and then he started dancing like Christina Aguilara to the music video, "Dirty."
For the first time in all history of mitochondria, the Ultimate Being was frightened. It hovered quickly back to its room.
"Anyway," No. 9 returned to his chair. "I have devised an evil plan to get us a lot of money. First, we make it appear that former president Bill Clinton had an affair with a young intern unless he pays us, a hefty ransom."
"Ahem," Hal Baldwin cleared his throat.
"Yes," No. 9 waited for a reply.
"Um, that already happened. Bill Clinton did have an affair. In fact, that happened will you were still on this planet."
"Okay then, we shall make a movie called "The Cable Guy," and have Jim Carrey star in it and ruin his carreer." Bowman cleared his throat again. "What now?"
"Well, that movie has already come out, even when you were still unfrozen, and it nearly did ruin Jim Carrey's career."
"Fine, how bout we do what we always do. Steal mitochondria technology and use it to take over the planet."
Everyone nodded in agreement.