Chapter 2: The Road to The Beaver Club
Disclaimer: Obviously the same as Chapter 1.
Well, Chap. 1 didn't get many reviews, but this one should be a bit better. It's actually got action in it.
Bet ya can't guess what the majority voted for in the previous chapter. If you can't get it, check the title of the story. And Bakura, you're about to be tormented already.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* : Oh, goodie.
Ryou: Cool, I get to torture you.
Me: Sorry Ryou, but you're gonna be tormented a little. But just a little. You get to have fun with the others later. But this chapter is basically for torturing everyone, even though I like most of them. But it will be torture in a funny way.
Yami: Yeah, real funny the way I fall in the river & end up, like, 80 miles away from the tent.
Me: THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THIS CHAPTER!! Oh, and I changed my mind about the inflatable pool. They're swimming in the creek instead. I've thought about it, and an inflatable pool wouldn't fit in Yami's car with everything else. Plus Tristan would pop it with his hair anyway. But it is really funny how y'all get in trouble with the police.
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Two hours later, Yugi's friends got back from asking their parents if they could go. They all had their stuff & Tea, Joey, & Tristan looked really excited, so obviously their parents said yes. However, Ryou was looking sad.
"What's wrong, Ryou?", Yugi wondered. "Can't you come with us?"
"Yes, but my mom said Bakura has to come too. She said he has to make sure nothing happens to me." Ryou said, rolling his eyes.
"Sure, like that's ever gonna happen", Joey said sarcastically.
"Well, that's what she said! So there!"
Everyone except Ryou fell down anime style.
"Joey, why did you think we could fit your big screen TV in the trunk?" Yami wondered, while attempting to close the trunk over the 3-foot-tall TV (for some reason the TV didn't break the back of the van).
"Hey, I didn't drag that thing all the way over here just so I couldn't take it with me!"
"You actually dragged this? By what, the cord?" Tea asked in disbelief.
"Umm... yeah, I did.", said Joey.
"Weirdo", muttered Tea.
Yami yanked the cord until the TV flew out of the trunk. Bakura happened to come out of the Ring just in time to get smacked in the head with the TV.
"I didn't do it!", Joey piped up. Yami just looked away & whistled.
"Of course you didn't, you're standing by the wet spot on that fire hydrant.", said Tristan. Joey grabbed Tristan & chopped up the fire hydrant with his hair.
After everyone finished packing their stuff into Yami's van (I said car in chap.1, but it's a van & may be referred to as a car occasionally), Bakura regained consciousness. Joey's TV was still on the sidewalk, so Bakura dragged it into the street & watched a school bus run over it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Joey screamed at the top of his lungs. "BAKURA, HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!"
"What do you expect? I'm evil, remember?", Bakura explained while trying to look innocent, but being unable.
Tea & Yugi came out of the house carrying the box with the tent in it. The box was about 4 feet long, so the tent would be pretty big after they'd set it up. Yami loaded the tent into the trunk with everything else, then got in the driver's seat. Everyone else buckled themselves in.
Ten minutes after they got on the road, Joey started complaining.
"Are we there yet? I have to go to the bathroom!", he whined loudly.
Tristan backed away as far as he could with the seatbelt on. "Just remember that I am NOT your territory!"
Joey started to get mad. He grabbed Tristan's hand & repeatedly rammed it into the tip of his hair.
"Stop pokin' yourself, stop pokin' yourself, stop-"
"Shut up back there!" Yami shouted. "I'm trying to drive, you idiots!"
Joey shut up & Tristan looked at the back of his hand. It was bleeding a little. Tristan glared at Joey & gave him the finger with his injured hand. Joey just grinned idiotically, while Bakura mooned drivers out the back window. Unfortunately, one of them happened to be an extremely ticked off policeman.
The officer turned on his siren & started following the black, red, & yellow van with the butt on the back window.
"Yami, the police are following us! You'd better pull over!", Tea warned.
"Why would the police want to follow us?", wondered Yami. "I'm not speeding."
"They're following us because that poop head keeps mooning them", Ryou explained.
Yami pulled over & got out of the van. The policeman pulled up behind the van & walked up to Yami. He looked in the van.
"All right, which one of you has been... exposing yourself?"
Curiously, Yugi stepped out of the van. Yo, wassup police dude?"
"Don't you 'dude' me, dude!", the officer yelled "I have a name! It's Officer Wheatley!" Yugi ran back into the van, crying.
Tea rolled down a window & stuck her head out. "Now look what you did! You scared poor Yugi and made him cry!"
"Well, he deserved it for mooning me out the back window!", Wheatley snapped.
"But it wasn't him, it was that fart brain that looks kinda like me except a lot uglier.", Ryou explained.
"I am NOT ugly and my brain is NOT a fart!", Bakura shouted as he tried to strangle Ryou but couldn't because he couldn't figure out how to unbuckle the seatbelt.
Ryou grinned at him idiotically, like Joey had grinned at Tristan earlier, knowing that the psycho yami couldn't reach him. "Know why your brain is a fart? Because fart is gas and gas is the only thing your skull has room for!" Then he burst out laughing.
"Remind me to kill that kid when I get out of this thing", Bakura whispered to Yami. Yami just rolled his eyes, not listening to the officer's babble.
The officer reached into the window Tea had rolled down, unbuckled Bakura, & dragged him out the window (he'd pulled his pants up after Yami had pulled over).
"Let Bakura back in the car, Officer. We need to get to the campsite before someone else does.", said Yami, grabbing Bakura's foot & attempting to pull him back into the van (through the door).
"I don't see why we even need Bakura!", Joey whined.
"Stop whining, Joey. We need Bakura because Ryou's mom said so.", Yami explained, still trying to get Bakura back in the van. He pulled so hard that he fell into the dashboard, holding a shoe. His foot hit the ignition & the van started to roll forward.
"Oh cruuuuuud!", Joey shouted, jumping out the window. He tried to run to the front of the van to stop it, but wasn't fast enough. Ryou had managed to grab Bakura's ear when the van started rolling. Wheatley got back in his car & started chasing them.
"Step on it, Yami! He's gaining!", Ryou yelled as he tried to pull Bakura back in the window. Tristan put a Band-Aid on his hand (don't know or care where it came from), then reached out the door to get Joey. Yami was trying to get his seatbelt buckled, which could be very hard in a van moving 55 miles per hour with a door & a window opened, & the police chasing you.
"No! My shoe!" Bakura's shoe flew out the door & past his hand as he reached for it. "I don't want to walk around in a sock! I'd look stupid!"
"Dude, forget the stupid shoe! We've got the police after us!", Ryou screamed at the top of his lungs. He reached his other hand out the window & got Bakura's sleeve. Yugi grabbed Bakura's hair (ouch!) & helped Ryou pull him back in. Joey managed to climb in the door with help from Tea & Tristan.
After Yami finally got buckled in, Yugi closed the door & everyone else buckled themselves in. Tristan looked out the back window & didn't see any police cars. "I think we lost him", he said.
Bakura looked sadly at his sock. "Yeah, but unfortunately I lost my shoe." He' wanted to kill Ryou earlier, but he'd forgotten all about that when he lost his precious baby (the shoe).
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Will Yami & the gang ever get to the campsite? Will the police arrest them? Will Bakura ever get his shoe back? Stay tuned for the next chapter!
Note: The reason I haven't been updating is that I need to take my time & make the chapters good. Hopefully this chapter gets more reviews than the 1st one.
Disclaimer: Obviously the same as Chapter 1.
Well, Chap. 1 didn't get many reviews, but this one should be a bit better. It's actually got action in it.
Bet ya can't guess what the majority voted for in the previous chapter. If you can't get it, check the title of the story. And Bakura, you're about to be tormented already.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* : Oh, goodie.
Ryou: Cool, I get to torture you.
Me: Sorry Ryou, but you're gonna be tormented a little. But just a little. You get to have fun with the others later. But this chapter is basically for torturing everyone, even though I like most of them. But it will be torture in a funny way.
Yami: Yeah, real funny the way I fall in the river & end up, like, 80 miles away from the tent.
Me: THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THIS CHAPTER!! Oh, and I changed my mind about the inflatable pool. They're swimming in the creek instead. I've thought about it, and an inflatable pool wouldn't fit in Yami's car with everything else. Plus Tristan would pop it with his hair anyway. But it is really funny how y'all get in trouble with the police.
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Two hours later, Yugi's friends got back from asking their parents if they could go. They all had their stuff & Tea, Joey, & Tristan looked really excited, so obviously their parents said yes. However, Ryou was looking sad.
"What's wrong, Ryou?", Yugi wondered. "Can't you come with us?"
"Yes, but my mom said Bakura has to come too. She said he has to make sure nothing happens to me." Ryou said, rolling his eyes.
"Sure, like that's ever gonna happen", Joey said sarcastically.
"Well, that's what she said! So there!"
Everyone except Ryou fell down anime style.
"Joey, why did you think we could fit your big screen TV in the trunk?" Yami wondered, while attempting to close the trunk over the 3-foot-tall TV (for some reason the TV didn't break the back of the van).
"Hey, I didn't drag that thing all the way over here just so I couldn't take it with me!"
"You actually dragged this? By what, the cord?" Tea asked in disbelief.
"Umm... yeah, I did.", said Joey.
"Weirdo", muttered Tea.
Yami yanked the cord until the TV flew out of the trunk. Bakura happened to come out of the Ring just in time to get smacked in the head with the TV.
"I didn't do it!", Joey piped up. Yami just looked away & whistled.
"Of course you didn't, you're standing by the wet spot on that fire hydrant.", said Tristan. Joey grabbed Tristan & chopped up the fire hydrant with his hair.
After everyone finished packing their stuff into Yami's van (I said car in chap.1, but it's a van & may be referred to as a car occasionally), Bakura regained consciousness. Joey's TV was still on the sidewalk, so Bakura dragged it into the street & watched a school bus run over it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Joey screamed at the top of his lungs. "BAKURA, HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!"
"What do you expect? I'm evil, remember?", Bakura explained while trying to look innocent, but being unable.
Tea & Yugi came out of the house carrying the box with the tent in it. The box was about 4 feet long, so the tent would be pretty big after they'd set it up. Yami loaded the tent into the trunk with everything else, then got in the driver's seat. Everyone else buckled themselves in.
Ten minutes after they got on the road, Joey started complaining.
"Are we there yet? I have to go to the bathroom!", he whined loudly.
Tristan backed away as far as he could with the seatbelt on. "Just remember that I am NOT your territory!"
Joey started to get mad. He grabbed Tristan's hand & repeatedly rammed it into the tip of his hair.
"Stop pokin' yourself, stop pokin' yourself, stop-"
"Shut up back there!" Yami shouted. "I'm trying to drive, you idiots!"
Joey shut up & Tristan looked at the back of his hand. It was bleeding a little. Tristan glared at Joey & gave him the finger with his injured hand. Joey just grinned idiotically, while Bakura mooned drivers out the back window. Unfortunately, one of them happened to be an extremely ticked off policeman.
The officer turned on his siren & started following the black, red, & yellow van with the butt on the back window.
"Yami, the police are following us! You'd better pull over!", Tea warned.
"Why would the police want to follow us?", wondered Yami. "I'm not speeding."
"They're following us because that poop head keeps mooning them", Ryou explained.
Yami pulled over & got out of the van. The policeman pulled up behind the van & walked up to Yami. He looked in the van.
"All right, which one of you has been... exposing yourself?"
Curiously, Yugi stepped out of the van. Yo, wassup police dude?"
"Don't you 'dude' me, dude!", the officer yelled "I have a name! It's Officer Wheatley!" Yugi ran back into the van, crying.
Tea rolled down a window & stuck her head out. "Now look what you did! You scared poor Yugi and made him cry!"
"Well, he deserved it for mooning me out the back window!", Wheatley snapped.
"But it wasn't him, it was that fart brain that looks kinda like me except a lot uglier.", Ryou explained.
"I am NOT ugly and my brain is NOT a fart!", Bakura shouted as he tried to strangle Ryou but couldn't because he couldn't figure out how to unbuckle the seatbelt.
Ryou grinned at him idiotically, like Joey had grinned at Tristan earlier, knowing that the psycho yami couldn't reach him. "Know why your brain is a fart? Because fart is gas and gas is the only thing your skull has room for!" Then he burst out laughing.
"Remind me to kill that kid when I get out of this thing", Bakura whispered to Yami. Yami just rolled his eyes, not listening to the officer's babble.
The officer reached into the window Tea had rolled down, unbuckled Bakura, & dragged him out the window (he'd pulled his pants up after Yami had pulled over).
"Let Bakura back in the car, Officer. We need to get to the campsite before someone else does.", said Yami, grabbing Bakura's foot & attempting to pull him back into the van (through the door).
"I don't see why we even need Bakura!", Joey whined.
"Stop whining, Joey. We need Bakura because Ryou's mom said so.", Yami explained, still trying to get Bakura back in the van. He pulled so hard that he fell into the dashboard, holding a shoe. His foot hit the ignition & the van started to roll forward.
"Oh cruuuuuud!", Joey shouted, jumping out the window. He tried to run to the front of the van to stop it, but wasn't fast enough. Ryou had managed to grab Bakura's ear when the van started rolling. Wheatley got back in his car & started chasing them.
"Step on it, Yami! He's gaining!", Ryou yelled as he tried to pull Bakura back in the window. Tristan put a Band-Aid on his hand (don't know or care where it came from), then reached out the door to get Joey. Yami was trying to get his seatbelt buckled, which could be very hard in a van moving 55 miles per hour with a door & a window opened, & the police chasing you.
"No! My shoe!" Bakura's shoe flew out the door & past his hand as he reached for it. "I don't want to walk around in a sock! I'd look stupid!"
"Dude, forget the stupid shoe! We've got the police after us!", Ryou screamed at the top of his lungs. He reached his other hand out the window & got Bakura's sleeve. Yugi grabbed Bakura's hair (ouch!) & helped Ryou pull him back in. Joey managed to climb in the door with help from Tea & Tristan.
After Yami finally got buckled in, Yugi closed the door & everyone else buckled themselves in. Tristan looked out the back window & didn't see any police cars. "I think we lost him", he said.
Bakura looked sadly at his sock. "Yeah, but unfortunately I lost my shoe." He' wanted to kill Ryou earlier, but he'd forgotten all about that when he lost his precious baby (the shoe).
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Will Yami & the gang ever get to the campsite? Will the police arrest them? Will Bakura ever get his shoe back? Stay tuned for the next chapter!
Note: The reason I haven't been updating is that I need to take my time & make the chapters good. Hopefully this chapter gets more reviews than the 1st one.