Chapter 3: There's A Boy in the Girls Bathroom!
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-gi-oh, why would I even have a disclaimer? Huh? Why? I also don't own Pokemon, but I do own 6 Pokemon games.
Joey: So, what happens now?
shiney mew: I have no clue. This is just random insanity attempting to follow a storyline. I think I'll put a rest stop in this chapter. Oh, and Tristan gets into a fight with Tea.
Ryou: *glares at Bakura* Are the police still chasing us?
shiney mew: Wheatley isn't in this chapter, but he'll show up later.
Yugi: I can't imagine what you're gonna do to them. Good thing you're not torturing me.
shiney mew: That's 'cause you're my favorite character! And did I mention you're too cute to torture?
Yugi: *rolls eyes* (he does that a lot around me) No, only about 300 times at least.
shiney mew: Um, right, you actually counted? Oh well. Now on with the story!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Yami was driving at the speed limit. He wanted to go fast, but he didn't want to get pulled over for speeding. Officer Wheatley had given them enough trouble already. Bakura knew this too well, as he was crying on Ryou's shoulder over the loss of his shoe, while Yugi & Joey battled on their Pokemon games.
"Take that, Joey!" Yugi shouted in triumph as he defeated Joey's Tyranitar with one last Earthquake attack from his Meganium.
"Oh yeah? Well, I summon Ho-oh in attack mode!" Joey sent out the legendary Rainbow Pokemon & selected an attack. "Ho-oh, Sacred Fire Attack!" That hit wiped out Meganium.
"No, Meganium! Well, I'll try Lugia! Aeroblast attack!" Yugi screamed with excitement, watching Ho-oh take a critical hit from the Aeroblast. It was still standing, though.
Yami shot a mad look at them from the front. "Keep it down back there! Some of us are trying to drive, you know."
Tristan & Tea were racing on their Mario Kart games. However, Tristan was getting sick & tired of it. Not only was Tea winning, she kept making friendship speeches every time one of the other racers used an item (yet she was using items herself!).
"You shouldn't throw shells at people, because then they will get mad at you and not want to be your friends", she preached to Yoshi, who had just fired a Red Shell at her. This finally caused Tristan to lose his temper.
"Dude, YOSHI CAN'T HEAR YOU!! HE'S IN THE FREAKING GAME!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S LISTENING TO A WORD YOU SAY?!?! Tristan yanked the cable out of his Gameboy & threw both at the back of the van. Then he unbuckled his seatbelt & lunged at Tea, trying to grab her Gameboy.
"You shouldn't yell at people and try to take their Gameboys, because that will hurt their feelings and they won't want to be your friends!" Tea scolded, conking the pencil-haired boy on the head with her Gameboy.
"KEEP IT DOWN, YOU TWO!!!" Yami shouted at them angrily.
"Are we there yet?" Yugi asked.
"I like cheese", said Ryou. He got a squished-up slice of cheese out of his pocket & ate it.
Yami couldn't drive with Tea & Tristan fighting in the back seat. He pulled over & parked at a rest stop.
"Anyone need to go to the restroom or get some exercise?" he asked the group. He was looking in particular at Ryou, who was obviously so bored that he had nothing better to do than eat a squished-up piece of cheese that had been in his pocket for 5 days.
Tristan & Tea decided to continue their fight. Tristan yanked the Millennium Puzzle off Yugi's neck & threw it at Tea. The puzzle knocked her down, putting a nice big dent in the side of her head in the process.
"ALL RIGHT, YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT!!" Tea picked up a cat by its tail & started whipping Tristan with it. The cat had the poo scared out of it (not literally!), so naturally it decided to defend itself with its claws & teeth.
"AAAARRRRRGH!! NOOOO! NOT THE FACE!!" Tristan ran around the rest stop screaming bloody murder with the crazy cat lady just inches behind him. Yugi was watching from a swing. This was certainly entertaining. He decided to follow Tristan as he ran through the door of the small building that was there.
Once he got in the building, Tristan suddenly thought of the one place he could hide from Tea: the boys' room. He looked around for Tea. Not seeing her, he quickly bolted into the restroom. After he got his breath, he realized something was wrong. Why were there girls running around in here?
"EEEEEEEEEEEEW, GROSS!! THERE'S A BOY IN HERE!! GET HIM OUT NOW!!" The girls ran up to Tristan & attempted to push him out the door, but he wouldn't budge.
Tea couldn't find Tristan anywhere. She walked into the building & heard screaming in the girls' room. Curious, she walked up to the door just in time to get smacked into the wall by it when the girls shoved Tristan out. After the boy was out the girls slammed the door shut. Tea fell forward on the floor, unconscious. Yugi went outside, retrieved the Millennium Puzzle, & walked up to the vending machines where he found Joey in front of a machine that was almost empty. Joey opened his bag of cookies & poured all the cookies into his mouth.
"Hey Joey, what's up?" Yugi put a dollar in one of the machines & pushed the button for the Pepsi Blue (don't own), but nothing came out. He glared at the vending machine & kicked it, but still got nothing.
"Maybe it's out of Pepsi Blue", Joey suggested. But Yugi wasn't listening. He stepped back about 10 feet & chucked the Millennium Puzzle at the vending machine. The puzzle made a huge dent in it, but still no Pepsi Blue. Yugi was getting very frustrated. He put the Millennium Puzzle back around his neck & walked away. When he returned, he was dragging the still- unconscious Tea. He lifted her up (how the heck did he manage that?) & threw her at the vending machine. Tea woke up & saw a bottle of Pepsi Blue. She picked it up & walked away. Yugi & Joey just stared at her in disbelief.
Meanwhile Tristan was hiding up a tree. He looked down & didn't see anyone. Cautiously, he crept down the tree.
"TAKE THIS, YOU PERV!!!" The girls emerged from their hiding places & chucked rotten tomatoes at him. Tristan quickly scurried back up the tree, just in time to see Bakura popping robin eggs down his throat. Bakura didn't seem to notice the mother robin angrily ripping out his nose hairs.
"Bakura, do you know there's a bird eating your boogers?" Tristan asked.
"Well, do you know there's a snake eating your foot?"
Tristan looked down at his foot & saw in its place the head of a gigantic dragon with sharp fangs & evil-looking eyes. Okay, I admit I'm exaggerating a bit. But it does sound more exciting than saying "he saw the head of a cute little garter snake".
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!! GET THIS HIDEOUS BEAST OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!" Tristan jumped out of the tree & ran around the park so fast he finally lost the girls. "I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! THIS GIGANTIC DRAGON WITH SHARP FANGS AND EVIL-LOOKING EYES IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!" He was so busy screaming that he didn't watch where he was going & slammed into Tea, causing her to drop the Pepsi Blue.
Yugi saw the opportunity to get the drink he'd worked so hard for. He ran up to Tea & Tristan & grabbed the Pepsi Blue before Tea had a chance to recover.
Ryou happened to be walking by when he saw what was going on. He walked up to the kicking & screaming Tristan & gently slipped the snake off his foot.
"What are you so upset about? It's just a cute little garter snake."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
I finally finished the 3rd chapter! I'm so busy coming up with story ideas that I don't have time to update the ones I've started.
Tristan: I'm so embarrassed.
Yugi: Yay! I got my Pepsi Blue!
shiney mew: Yup. And I finally got this on the other computer. ^_________^
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-gi-oh, why would I even have a disclaimer? Huh? Why? I also don't own Pokemon, but I do own 6 Pokemon games.
Joey: So, what happens now?
shiney mew: I have no clue. This is just random insanity attempting to follow a storyline. I think I'll put a rest stop in this chapter. Oh, and Tristan gets into a fight with Tea.
Ryou: *glares at Bakura* Are the police still chasing us?
shiney mew: Wheatley isn't in this chapter, but he'll show up later.
Yugi: I can't imagine what you're gonna do to them. Good thing you're not torturing me.
shiney mew: That's 'cause you're my favorite character! And did I mention you're too cute to torture?
Yugi: *rolls eyes* (he does that a lot around me) No, only about 300 times at least.
shiney mew: Um, right, you actually counted? Oh well. Now on with the story!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Yami was driving at the speed limit. He wanted to go fast, but he didn't want to get pulled over for speeding. Officer Wheatley had given them enough trouble already. Bakura knew this too well, as he was crying on Ryou's shoulder over the loss of his shoe, while Yugi & Joey battled on their Pokemon games.
"Take that, Joey!" Yugi shouted in triumph as he defeated Joey's Tyranitar with one last Earthquake attack from his Meganium.
"Oh yeah? Well, I summon Ho-oh in attack mode!" Joey sent out the legendary Rainbow Pokemon & selected an attack. "Ho-oh, Sacred Fire Attack!" That hit wiped out Meganium.
"No, Meganium! Well, I'll try Lugia! Aeroblast attack!" Yugi screamed with excitement, watching Ho-oh take a critical hit from the Aeroblast. It was still standing, though.
Yami shot a mad look at them from the front. "Keep it down back there! Some of us are trying to drive, you know."
Tristan & Tea were racing on their Mario Kart games. However, Tristan was getting sick & tired of it. Not only was Tea winning, she kept making friendship speeches every time one of the other racers used an item (yet she was using items herself!).
"You shouldn't throw shells at people, because then they will get mad at you and not want to be your friends", she preached to Yoshi, who had just fired a Red Shell at her. This finally caused Tristan to lose his temper.
"Dude, YOSHI CAN'T HEAR YOU!! HE'S IN THE FREAKING GAME!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S LISTENING TO A WORD YOU SAY?!?! Tristan yanked the cable out of his Gameboy & threw both at the back of the van. Then he unbuckled his seatbelt & lunged at Tea, trying to grab her Gameboy.
"You shouldn't yell at people and try to take their Gameboys, because that will hurt their feelings and they won't want to be your friends!" Tea scolded, conking the pencil-haired boy on the head with her Gameboy.
"KEEP IT DOWN, YOU TWO!!!" Yami shouted at them angrily.
"Are we there yet?" Yugi asked.
"I like cheese", said Ryou. He got a squished-up slice of cheese out of his pocket & ate it.
Yami couldn't drive with Tea & Tristan fighting in the back seat. He pulled over & parked at a rest stop.
"Anyone need to go to the restroom or get some exercise?" he asked the group. He was looking in particular at Ryou, who was obviously so bored that he had nothing better to do than eat a squished-up piece of cheese that had been in his pocket for 5 days.
Tristan & Tea decided to continue their fight. Tristan yanked the Millennium Puzzle off Yugi's neck & threw it at Tea. The puzzle knocked her down, putting a nice big dent in the side of her head in the process.
"ALL RIGHT, YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT!!" Tea picked up a cat by its tail & started whipping Tristan with it. The cat had the poo scared out of it (not literally!), so naturally it decided to defend itself with its claws & teeth.
"AAAARRRRRGH!! NOOOO! NOT THE FACE!!" Tristan ran around the rest stop screaming bloody murder with the crazy cat lady just inches behind him. Yugi was watching from a swing. This was certainly entertaining. He decided to follow Tristan as he ran through the door of the small building that was there.
Once he got in the building, Tristan suddenly thought of the one place he could hide from Tea: the boys' room. He looked around for Tea. Not seeing her, he quickly bolted into the restroom. After he got his breath, he realized something was wrong. Why were there girls running around in here?
"EEEEEEEEEEEEW, GROSS!! THERE'S A BOY IN HERE!! GET HIM OUT NOW!!" The girls ran up to Tristan & attempted to push him out the door, but he wouldn't budge.
Tea couldn't find Tristan anywhere. She walked into the building & heard screaming in the girls' room. Curious, she walked up to the door just in time to get smacked into the wall by it when the girls shoved Tristan out. After the boy was out the girls slammed the door shut. Tea fell forward on the floor, unconscious. Yugi went outside, retrieved the Millennium Puzzle, & walked up to the vending machines where he found Joey in front of a machine that was almost empty. Joey opened his bag of cookies & poured all the cookies into his mouth.
"Hey Joey, what's up?" Yugi put a dollar in one of the machines & pushed the button for the Pepsi Blue (don't own), but nothing came out. He glared at the vending machine & kicked it, but still got nothing.
"Maybe it's out of Pepsi Blue", Joey suggested. But Yugi wasn't listening. He stepped back about 10 feet & chucked the Millennium Puzzle at the vending machine. The puzzle made a huge dent in it, but still no Pepsi Blue. Yugi was getting very frustrated. He put the Millennium Puzzle back around his neck & walked away. When he returned, he was dragging the still- unconscious Tea. He lifted her up (how the heck did he manage that?) & threw her at the vending machine. Tea woke up & saw a bottle of Pepsi Blue. She picked it up & walked away. Yugi & Joey just stared at her in disbelief.
Meanwhile Tristan was hiding up a tree. He looked down & didn't see anyone. Cautiously, he crept down the tree.
"TAKE THIS, YOU PERV!!!" The girls emerged from their hiding places & chucked rotten tomatoes at him. Tristan quickly scurried back up the tree, just in time to see Bakura popping robin eggs down his throat. Bakura didn't seem to notice the mother robin angrily ripping out his nose hairs.
"Bakura, do you know there's a bird eating your boogers?" Tristan asked.
"Well, do you know there's a snake eating your foot?"
Tristan looked down at his foot & saw in its place the head of a gigantic dragon with sharp fangs & evil-looking eyes. Okay, I admit I'm exaggerating a bit. But it does sound more exciting than saying "he saw the head of a cute little garter snake".
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!! GET THIS HIDEOUS BEAST OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!" Tristan jumped out of the tree & ran around the park so fast he finally lost the girls. "I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! THIS GIGANTIC DRAGON WITH SHARP FANGS AND EVIL-LOOKING EYES IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!" He was so busy screaming that he didn't watch where he was going & slammed into Tea, causing her to drop the Pepsi Blue.
Yugi saw the opportunity to get the drink he'd worked so hard for. He ran up to Tea & Tristan & grabbed the Pepsi Blue before Tea had a chance to recover.
Ryou happened to be walking by when he saw what was going on. He walked up to the kicking & screaming Tristan & gently slipped the snake off his foot.
"What are you so upset about? It's just a cute little garter snake."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
I finally finished the 3rd chapter! I'm so busy coming up with story ideas that I don't have time to update the ones I've started.
Tristan: I'm so embarrassed.
Yugi: Yay! I got my Pepsi Blue!
shiney mew: Yup. And I finally got this on the other computer. ^_________^