Seinfeld- The Overstuffed Ravioli
By Ohav S.
DISCLAIMER: Do not copy idea or text. To access the other chapters go to the right hand bottom or top for navigation. There are four parts of the story/episode:
Jerry-Standup - 3 minutes. First part of the story - 7 minutes. Second part of the story - 7 minutes. Ending scene, credits. - 3 minutes.
Altogether: 20 minutes, the rest is commercials.
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Jerry - Standup:
I never was a fast runner, never, not in gym class and not when trying to leave a scene of a crime. One time, my friend Willis and I wanted to, you know, have a little fun. Now, we were twelve back then and it was one night before Halloween, Mischief Night. After entirely covering four houses with toilet paper and raiding seventeen with rotten eggs, we wanted to steal a pumpkin. So we go to this little cute house, and we see a nice, considerably big pumpkin. The lights were all out in the house and there was no noise. So I lift it up and as I turn around to leave, I hear the door open and I saw Willis yell and run. I turn around and I see an old lady with this huge shaft. Now, the lady looks no younger than sixty, but I still run. So the lady chases me with her shaft and I'm running and she's catching up. I let go of the pumpkin and run as fast as I can. Anyway, the lady catches up to me, grabs my shoulder and just looks into my eye and leaves. Just when I thought I was out of trouble, I get home and my mom yells at me, it turns out she knows the lady, and the lady called home. So basically, for the next two months, Willis and I had to go to her house after school and take care of her. The only effect this story had on me is that now I have an efficient phobia of shafts.
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By Ohav S.
DISCLAIMER: Do not copy idea or text. To access the other chapters go to the right hand bottom or top for navigation. There are four parts of the story/episode:
Jerry-Standup - 3 minutes. First part of the story - 7 minutes. Second part of the story - 7 minutes. Ending scene, credits. - 3 minutes.
Altogether: 20 minutes, the rest is commercials.
Enjoy!
Jerry - Standup:
I never was a fast runner, never, not in gym class and not when trying to leave a scene of a crime. One time, my friend Willis and I wanted to, you know, have a little fun. Now, we were twelve back then and it was one night before Halloween, Mischief Night. After entirely covering four houses with toilet paper and raiding seventeen with rotten eggs, we wanted to steal a pumpkin. So we go to this little cute house, and we see a nice, considerably big pumpkin. The lights were all out in the house and there was no noise. So I lift it up and as I turn around to leave, I hear the door open and I saw Willis yell and run. I turn around and I see an old lady with this huge shaft. Now, the lady looks no younger than sixty, but I still run. So the lady chases me with her shaft and I'm running and she's catching up. I let go of the pumpkin and run as fast as I can. Anyway, the lady catches up to me, grabs my shoulder and just looks into my eye and leaves. Just when I thought I was out of trouble, I get home and my mom yells at me, it turns out she knows the lady, and the lady called home. So basically, for the next two months, Willis and I had to go to her house after school and take care of her. The only effect this story had on me is that now I have an efficient phobia of shafts.
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